Undeniable rules of life - break them at your own risk

[Blaidd Drwg]

Pie for breakfast is the one true way.

[Bram]

Talk about people as if they were present.

If you're doing something often, anything at all, and not getting the results you'd like, focus on a small aspect of it to improve on and really work on that one thing. This will both distract you from worrying about it, and lead to improvements.

Practice humility.

[Blaidd Drwg]

The thing about that fucktard Bram...oh wait...excuses me..

Bram, you fucktard, the thing about you is...

i kid.

[DARTH]

It's OK to have a pussy, just don't act like a pussy.

The second you stop growing, you start to dieing.

[Really Big Strong Guy]

Don't say it unless it's worth saying.

[syaigh]

Always remember your manners, you might be pissing off someone you need help from later. If they have good manners, they may help you anyway, but you'll feel like an ass. (at least you should)

[DARTH]

Success can try one's metal as sure as the strongest advisory!

[WildGorillaMan]

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

[Drew0786]

Vespas and fat girls are fun to ride, but don't let your friends see you riding either one.

[nafod]

Totally not true, naf

My life is one long unending confirmation of this rule. My latest kayak after I broke one of the sides while mating it to the snout, and then took another careful look at the plans...

[seeahill]

If you can't spell it, Darth it.

[DrDonkeyLove]

Success can try one's metal as sure as the strongest advisory!

When the Barackalypse comes, I want you stationed on my roof.

[WildGorillaMan]

Success doesn't change you, it changes your friends.

[Sangoma]

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