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Fat Cat wrote:PS just put it on mute.
#-o I should have heeded your advice and saved myself from a heap of scorn from my 13 year old daughter. Minutes later she's still laughing and making fun of me for listening to Shakira. Probably going to tell all her friends about it too...
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Ice Nigger wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:PS just put it on mute.
#-o I should have heeded your advice and saved myself from a heap of scorn from my 13 year old daughter. Minutes later she's still laughing and making fun of me for listening to Shakira. Probably going to tell all her friends about it too...
Maybe it's a good time to explain to her, "honey men often listen to women for reasons that have nothing to do with what they have to say".
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Please save The Gorilla an hour of looking on YouTube and just tell me which of her music videos this gif came from.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
baffled wrote:Image
Please save The Gorilla an hour of looking on YouTube and just tell me which of her music videos this gif came from.
Mao wrote:Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party

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She is less than 5' tall and has tiny tits. Do you also lust after 14 year old gymnasts?


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jgmack wrote:She is less than 5' tall and has tiny tits. Do you also lust after 14 year old gymnasts?
this post is worthless w/o pictures
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
baffled wrote:Image
Please save The Gorilla an hour of looking on YouTube and just tell me which of her music videos this gif came from.
Admit it. You spent an hour on youtube anyway looking for this.

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jgmack wrote:She is less than 5' tall and has tiny tits. Do you also lust after 14 year old gymnasts?

What kind of question is this?

OF COURSE!

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