what comedian has had the best overall career? (now NSFW!)

[buckethead]

I have scar tissue on the roof of my mouth from Cap'n Crunch

[dingleberry]

Lucky Charms and George Carlin. But King Vitamin cereal was good too.

I second these choices with the exception of the King Vitamin (I don't know what the hell that is)

[Blaidd Drwg]

And why has cinnamon toast crunch not been mentioned yet?

Because it fucking sucks?

shut up

Sorry. I had some blueberries and they make me act like an asshole.

It's cool bro. This is an inspired thread and things get away from all of us. Just don't eat any vegetables or all hell may break loose.

Good call from TOM on George Carlin.

I thought Mitch Hedberg had a shot to do something special until he overdosed.

I thought Carlin was a philosopher. I'd rate him above comedian.

[TerryB]

I thought Mitch Hedberg had a shot to do something special until he overdosed.

WHAT

he's dead?

i think he's hilarious and have been hoping he'd show up in my town someday

[baffled]

Yup, for a couple years now.

I would also like to pitch a Jursassic Park Crunch, out of principle.

And Mini Swirlz were a sugar rush like a motherfucker if I remember right.

[Blaidd Drwg]

what ate theez new jack cerealz?

i need to get back in the game

[Holy Cow]

Cereal with the power of Pop Rocks

[Thatcher II]

Alpen and Dave Allen you homos.

And we all had that that 4am drive home experience. Me? I'd inhaled 36 Mr Kipling's and they found me dipping chicken in a vat of marmalade. Rich pricks.

[Blaidd Drwg]

I see....your hatred of the bourgeoisie revealed in its infancy.

Is marmalade good on chicken?

[the fearless freep]

I once mawed down an entire box of Booberry. The next shit I took was, wait for it... fucking blue. True story.

Oh, and, Chelsea Peretti.

[SAR]

George carlin

[Fat Cat]

Post pix of diving dude.

[Blaidd Drwg]

A one-cup serving of Honey Smacks packs more sugar than a Hostess Twinkie

http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-100 ... =page;next


Also...look at this butt.

[Protobuilder]

Fuck you and fuck this thread.

No originality here whatsoever - this could be posted in every thread he starts.

[dead man walking]

no contest

[dead man walking]

closely followed by wild bill hickock's favorite

[syaigh]

Remember that first sleepover at the rich kid's house where you demolished an entire box of fruit loops in the wee hours of the morning? They call your parents, the 4 AM ride of shame? The roof of your mouth throbbing and raw. Your innocene lost, you weren't like those prep school fucks who had palate callouses built up from a life of Kellogs easy living.

But then you learned to mix them with coffee and oatmeal and all is well.

I once made rice crispie treats with fruity pepples. It was immediately magnificent and quickly became horrible.

[Blaidd Drwg]

Remember that first sleepover at the rich kid's house where you demolished an entire box of fruit loops in the wee hours of the morning? They call your parents, the 4 AM ride of shame? The roof of your mouth throbbing and raw. Your innocene lost, you weren't like those prep school fucks who had palate callouses built up from a life of Kellogs easy living.

But then you learned to mix them with coffee and oatmeal and all is well.

I once made rice crispie treats with fruity pepples. It was immediately magnificent and quickly became horrible.

that's like eating lava rocks..Most Impressive.

[Holland Oates]

But then you learned to mix them with coffee and oatmeal and all is well.

I once made rice crispie treats with fruity pepples. It was immediately magnificent and quickly became horrible.

Ah fuck! Now I have to make rice crispie treats.

[Yes I Have Balls]

I'm sorry, but it's either Count Chocula or George Carlin.

[Crust Bucket]

You young fucks don't remember this I bet...

[Mickey O'neil]

I'm sorry, but it's either Count Chocula or George Carlin.

I was thinking along these lines. Froot Loops is up there too.

[DrDonkeyLove]

no contest

Game....Set....Match

[Turdacious]

[syaigh]

I have scar tissue on the roof of my mouth from Cap'n Crunch

Me too. And milk is no help.

Apparently you can crush it up and use it to bread fried chicken. Haven't tried it yet.