what comedian has had the best overall career? (now NSFW!)

[TerryB]

I'm going with Bill Murray. He's been in multiple classics across several decades and has even received accolades for more serious roles.

He's still funny as fuck, to me.

Chevy Chase has always been dull and other than a few classics from the 80s, his career is done.

Eddie Murphy? He's the equivalent of that French airliner that crashed into the ocean for no good reason.

Who else has been around for awhile and is still having a great career?

[baffled]

This is a stupid question. Comedic preferences are so individual that half the people would give you good answers like Bill Murray, or even Robin Williams (not my favorite, but a reasonable case could be made), while others are going to do something stupid like say Jim Carrey or Dane Cook or some other ridiculous faggotry.

Fuck you and fuck this thread.

[Shapecharge]

I'm gonna second what my bro Baff said you dirty dog dick lickin' liar and no good piece of shit.

Besides, sketch comedy vs standing up by a mic is not even in the same fucking ballpark. Punch yourself in the dick ten times for being such an asshole.

[TerryB]

OK, if I'm hearing you guys correctly, the tally so far is:

Bill Murray: 1 vote
Robin Williams: 1 vote
Jim Carrey or Dane Cook: 1 vote

[baffled]

What Shape said. Punch yourself right in the tip of your dick for being a massive prick and starting this piece of shit thread.

Why don't you eat some blueberries and shit til you collapse, prick?

[Shapecharge]

Frodo, recognize that Mario the Magnificent website fucker-upper, is hosting this thing on his upgraded Radio Shack TRS80 in his mom's basement and shit threads like this eat up memory. He only has like 5,000 floppy discs to store this stuff on and you're fucking around with non-serious stuff. We still haven't figured out Jack's homo link to the issues at PSU and you want to discuss who the best commedian is. What's next? The best sugar coated breakfast cereal?

[Blaidd Drwg]

Corn Pops...nomesayin?

[baffled]

Corn Pops...nomesayin?

I did not expect that, but I respect it.

[Shapecharge]

I was a poor kid growing up and I always felt fucked over by not getting to eat the cool cereals that everyone else had like Fruit Loops and Lucky Charms and Cap'n Crunch. That's some fuckin' bullshit right there. There's tears in my eyes now.

[Holland Oates]

Crunch Berries motherfuckers!

[Blaidd Drwg]

Remember that first sleepover at the rich kid's house where you demolished an entire box of fruit loops in the wee hours of the morning? They call your parents, the 4 AM ride of shame? The roof of your mouth throbbing and raw. Your innocene lost, you weren't like those prep school fucks who had palate callouses built up from a life of Kellogs easy living.

[Shapecharge]

THREAD HIJACK IN PROGRESS!!!

[TerryB]

OK, OK.

Crunch Berries: 2 (I vote for this too)
Corn Pops: 1
undecideds: 2

[TerryB]

and baffled? god help you if you post another "product review" you tarbaby-lipped, libelous luntz.

[Shapecharge]

Hey, no shit Blade...I think I was nine and my parents pushed me out of the car while it was still moving at some other people's fucked up house but they had a little more cash than us. I fucking snuck into their pantry and snatched up an unopend box of Apple Jacks...remember that one?...and ate the whole motherfucker, DRY.

[Holland Oates]

I remember the commodity cereal that you had to eat in record time because it immediately got soggy.

Commodity cheese=WIN
All the other stuff was less than stellar.

[TerryB]

we weren't allowed to have any cereal that had sugar as the first ingredient so no fruit loops, things like that

we got by

[seeahill]

Eggs Benedict

Great slapstick comedian.

[Holland Oates]

And I second Bill Murray with Leslie Nielsen as an honorable mention.

[Holland Oates]

Sugar Smacks were the bomb as well?

[baffled]

My reviews are a high value contribution. Just because you blame your diarrhea "diet" and not a habit of lying with men doesn't mean you can just direct your anger outwards.

And I vote apple jacks.

[TerryB]

fucking Apple Jacks?

that is laughable bros

I've got an idea? let's make cherrios that are green and reddish and vaguely taste like .... apple? and that will be teh best sugary cereal of all time?

y'all some stupit muffukkers

[TerryB]

COOKIE CRISP

very close second to crunch berries

[Fat Cat]

George W. Bush

[Shapecharge]

I'm talking about cereal back in the day when smoking was good for you.