What'd ya get?

Schlegel · Post by **Schlegel** » Sat Dec 31, 2016 3:24 pm

The annoyingly shaped, difficult to wrap presents are left unwrapped and are "from Santa"

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Sat Dec 31, 2016 3:28 pm

nafod wrote:Under my wife's reign of Christmas morning terror, only the stockings are laid out, and there's nothing in them to play with. Present opening doesn't occur until after breakfast. My kids sleep in. On Christmas Day. Sad.

is she from puritan stock? that was my mother's rule. only stockings before breakfast. each stocking had an orange in the bottom, to keep us from getting scurvy, i suppose.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:46 pm

dead man walking wrote:
nafod wrote:Under my wife's reign of Christmas morning terror, only the stockings are laid out, and there's nothing in them to play with. Present opening doesn't occur until after breakfast. My kids sleep in. On Christmas Day. Sad.
is she from puritan stock? that was my mother's rule. only stockings before breakfast. each stocking had an orange in the bottom, to keep us from getting scurvy, i suppose.

Ah, yes. The oranges...makes the stocking into a swing able weapon.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:56 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-E0TMK55mQ[/youtube]

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Sat Dec 31, 2016 5:26 pm

nice work, turd. nafod's comment got me thinking about that friendly encounter.

Fuzzy Dunlop · Post by **Fuzzy Dunlop** » Sun Jan 01, 2017 4:17 am

HA! I will show her this.

Santa ain't got no time for wrapping gifts.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Sun Jan 01, 2017 3:24 pm

It's like the pain of getting Duluth Barbie when you wanted Malibu Barbie

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 6:15 pm

Holy shit...a late gift arrival on Friday. A fucking WOLF SHIRT YOU DIRTY BITCHES!! I'm talking the real fucking deal...three wolves howling at the moon. The wife washed it and put it in the drawer with all my other t-shirts...big mistake. Looked in the drawer this morning and all the others were GONE! Only the wolf shirt remained. I am so gonna be knee deep in some serious pussy this weekend when I put it on. The wife has no idea what she's done.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:19 pm

do you truly imagine you have tricks she doesn't know?

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 10:13 pm

Don't fuck this up for me DMV. The wolf shirt is about to give me powers beyond anyone's imagination. As long as I'm home by 11:30 or she starts asking questions. The wolf shirt does not like questions.

Sangoma · Post by **Sangoma** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 10:39 pm

As the gift to myself, I ordered Tikka 3 Lite in 30-06. Currently agonising over the scope I should get. Advice would be greatly appreciated.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:27 am

Shapecharge wrote:Don't fuck this up for me DMV. The wolf shirt is about to give me powers beyond anyone's imagination. As long as I'm home by 11:30 or she starts asking questions. The wolf shirt does not like questions.

where can i get one?

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:30 am

Just type into the google: wolf sh
Then the magic will happen. But beware! You do not own the wolf shirt. The wolf shirt owns you.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:36 am

"Red Glow Wolves"!!!!!

i'm not sure i dare.

IGX

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