There's a question that demands an answer.Cave Canem wrote:At the same time?Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I've had two 'lesbians' with life partners offer me no-strings attached sex. ......
What's With Lesbians Who Get Involved With Masculine Women?
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I have found that lesbians around here are very uncomfortable around straight men.Terry B. wrote:Lesbians are odd where I am at.
Gay guys are cool. If a straight guy or hetero couple (or, I assume, a girl) goes to a gay bar, it's fine. However, lesbians don't like anybody but lesbians invading their turf. I haven't figured it out other than perhaps it's more cool to be a gay guy so they can be a bit more open.
And this thread is not turning out the way I'd hoped.
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Had to be two separate offers. I can't believe he would have said no to both at the same time.Sua Sponte wrote:There's a question that demands an answer.Cave Canem wrote:At the same time?Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I've had two 'lesbians' with life partners offer me no-strings attached sex. ......
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I'm a bit offended he said no to both individually. This golden opportunity to enhance gay-straight relations and understanding frittered away on the basis of mere oddness.
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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:Had to be two separate offers. I can't believe he would have said no to both at the same time.Sua Sponte wrote:There's a question that demands an answer.Cave Canem wrote:At the same time?Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I've had two 'lesbians' with life partners offer me no-strings attached sex. ......
That's the thing about threeways: when you tell your buddies you were with two chicks at once last night no one ever asks you "Were they hot?"
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All this talk about lesbians and threeways with a lucky straight guy brings up a question:
Are there any special variables the lucky guy needs to be aware of, if a pair of lesbians invites him to bed?
This is a legit question, and merits some discussion
Here's why- if a straight dude is dealing with a bi-curious pair of gals, he's pretty much guaranteed he'll be the one wielding the cock, while they make out and play with each other's boobs and stuff. Fine.
BUT- if he's in the sack with two hardcore lesbians, one of whom is adept at using a strap-on, well, he might find himself on the receiving-end of a big, black rubber cock, masterfully wielded by a chick who bears a striking resemblance to KD Lang...
Could be a very real possibility.
CONVERSELY-
And I know I sound like a pig saying this BUT- I'd TOTALLY be into DP'ing that blond on the right with lefty there, that'd be HOT!!

Are there any special variables the lucky guy needs to be aware of, if a pair of lesbians invites him to bed?
This is a legit question, and merits some discussion
Here's why- if a straight dude is dealing with a bi-curious pair of gals, he's pretty much guaranteed he'll be the one wielding the cock, while they make out and play with each other's boobs and stuff. Fine.
BUT- if he's in the sack with two hardcore lesbians, one of whom is adept at using a strap-on, well, he might find himself on the receiving-end of a big, black rubber cock, masterfully wielded by a chick who bears a striking resemblance to KD Lang...
Could be a very real possibility.
CONVERSELY-
And I know I sound like a pig saying this BUT- I'd TOTALLY be into DP'ing that blond on the right with lefty there, that'd be HOT!!

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You've got to be in it, to win it.Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:All this talk about lesbians and threeways with a lucky straight guy brings up a question:
Are there any special variables the lucky guy needs to be aware of, if a pair of lesbians invites him to bed?
This is a legit question, and merits some discussion
Here's why- if a straight dude is dealing with a bi-curious pair of gals, he's pretty much guaranteed he'll be the one wielding the cock, while they make out and play with each other's boobs and stuff. Fine.
BUT- if he's in the sack with two hardcore lesbians, one of whom is adept at using a strap-on, well, he might find himself on the receiving-end of a big, black rubber cock, masterfully wielded by a chick who bears a striking resemblance to KD Lang...
Could be a very real possibility.
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Cave Canem wrote:You've got to be in it, to win it.Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:All this talk about lesbians and threeways with a lucky straight guy brings up a question:
Are there any special variables the lucky guy needs to be aware of, if a pair of lesbians invites him to bed?
This is a legit question, and merits some discussion
Here's why- if a straight dude is dealing with a bi-curious pair of gals, he's pretty much guaranteed he'll be the one wielding the cock, while they make out and play with each other's boobs and stuff. Fine.
BUT- if he's in the sack with two hardcore lesbians, one of whom is adept at using a strap-on, well, he might find himself on the receiving-end of a big, black rubber cock, masterfully wielded by a chick who bears a striking resemblance to KD Lang...
Could be a very real possibility.
I like this "huge fucking gray area" explanation of everything. Like, I'm sure there's douchebags out there who'd cry foul and call you a fag for letting a beautiful petit blond (or butch chick if you like that, it's cool), rail your ass with a strapon while she jerked you off (or while you fucked her girlfriend).
But I say FUCK THAT!! It's not gay at all and after thinking it over and discussing it with my Sunday morning lifting partners, I've determined that not only is it NOT GAY, but it also sounds like a really, REALLY great time!!!
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Porn star/sex therapist Annie Sprinkle said "Don't turn up your nose at anything you haven't tried at least twice."
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Porn star/sex therapist Annie Sprinkle said "Don't turn up your nose at anything you haven't tried at least twice."
God damn it that's awesome.
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I was wondering what to do if attacked by a hippo during a thunder storm while walking down the street.Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Are there any special variables the lucky guy needs to be aware of, if a pair of lesbians invites him to bed?
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
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That all depends on if the hippo has a strapon or not.Terry B. wrote:I was wondering what to do if attacked by a hippo during a thunder storm while walking down the street.Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Are there any special variables the lucky guy needs to be aware of, if a pair of lesbians invites him to bed?
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You want to share more of your KD Lang fetish?Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:That all depends on if the hippo has a strapon or not.Terry B. wrote:I was wondering what to do if attacked by a hippo during a thunder storm while walking down the street.Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Are there any special variables the lucky guy needs to be aware of, if a pair of lesbians invites him to bed?
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
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Pretty sure this is the gayest post we've had here today.Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Cave Canem wrote:You've got to be in it, to win it.Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:All this talk about lesbians and threeways with a lucky straight guy brings up a question:
Are there any special variables the lucky guy needs to be aware of, if a pair of lesbians invites him to bed?
This is a legit question, and merits some discussion
Here's why- if a straight dude is dealing with a bi-curious pair of gals, he's pretty much guaranteed he'll be the one wielding the cock, while they make out and play with each other's boobs and stuff. Fine.
BUT- if he's in the sack with two hardcore lesbians, one of whom is adept at using a strap-on, well, he might find himself on the receiving-end of a big, black rubber cock, masterfully wielded by a chick who bears a striking resemblance to KD Lang...
Could be a very real possibility.
I like this "huge fucking gray area" explanation of everything. Like, I'm sure there's douchebags out there who'd cry foul and call you a fag for letting a beautiful petit blond (or butch chick if you like that, it's cool), rail your ass with a strapon while she jerked you off (or while you fucked her girlfriend).
But I say FUCK THAT!! It's not gay at all and after thinking it over and discussing it with my Sunday morning lifting partners, I've determined that not only is it NOT GAY, but it also sounds like a really, REALLY great time!!!
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baffled wrote:Pretty sure this is the gayest post we've had here today.Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Cave Canem wrote:You've got to be in it, to win it.Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:All this talk about lesbians and threeways with a lucky straight guy brings up a question:
Are there any special variables the lucky guy needs to be aware of, if a pair of lesbians invites him to bed?
This is a legit question, and merits some discussion
Here's why- if a straight dude is dealing with a bi-curious pair of gals, he's pretty much guaranteed he'll be the one wielding the cock, while they make out and play with each other's boobs and stuff. Fine.
BUT- if he's in the sack with two hardcore lesbians, one of whom is adept at using a strap-on, well, he might find himself on the receiving-end of a big, black rubber cock, masterfully wielded by a chick who bears a striking resemblance to KD Lang...
Could be a very real possibility.
I like this "huge fucking gray area" explanation of everything. Like, I'm sure there's douchebags out there who'd cry foul and call you a fag for letting a beautiful petit blond (or butch chick if you like that, it's cool), rail your ass with a strapon while she jerked you off (or while you fucked her girlfriend).
But I say FUCK THAT!! It's not gay at all and after thinking it over and discussing it with my Sunday morning lifting partners, I've determined that not only is it NOT GAY, but it also sounds like a really, REALLY great time!!!
THANK YOU!! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!!

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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:That all depends on if the hippo has a strapon or not.Terry B. wrote:I was wondering what to do if attacked by a hippo during a thunder storm while walking down the street.Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Are there any special variables the lucky guy needs to be aware of, if a pair of lesbians invites him to bed?


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