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A 107-year-old man was shot dead in Arkansas after exchanging gunfire with a SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics) team. Local authorities say the centenarian was killed after he refused to surrender.

According to reports, police officers responded to a domestic disturbance involving an aggravated assault against two people at a residence in Pine Bluff, where suspect, Monroe Isadore, was on Saturday evening. The victims allegedly said Isadore had pointed a gun at them. They were quickly led out of the house by police, arkansasmatters.com reported.

When the officers approached the bedroom where he was hiding, Isadore shot through the door. No one was hit, however. Police retreated and called for additional help, namely SWAT officers who then engaged in negotiations with the 107-year-old suspect.

They placed a camera into the room where Isadore had taken refuge to verify that he was indeed armed with a handgun.

Having failed to reach an agreement with the old man, officers fed gas into his room through a bedroom window, assuming Isadore would be left with no choice but to surrender.

The die-hard old-timer began firing rounds at the SWAT officers instead.

The officers broke down the door to the bedroom and threw in a distraction device. Despite this, Isadore shot at the entry team, whereupon officers returned fire, shooting him dead.
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=D> =D> =D> =D>

While many will wring their hands and others will piss themselves, going out with the ultimate "fuck you" is the only way to go.
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I'd never put myself in a situation like that. I am a compassionate loving person(except for muslims.)
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Andy can't be damaged by bullets now that he eats muesli.
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That's right. I'm very much more powerful than ever before.
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Andy is our equivalent of Wolverine just without the adamantium. Nicotine, PBR's and a love for fine black pussy is the secret to his unparalleled longevity.


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But some charm and personality goes a long way too, Shape!
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On this we can agree Andrew.


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Also rubberbands, Mannatech and muesli.
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ATTA BOY ANDY!
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