Your mom

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:00 pm

The last time a gynecologist examined your mom he found a Racquetball tournament....

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:02 pm

Jack and your mom
Went up the hill
So Jack could lick her candy
Jack got a shock
And a mouthful of cock
Cause your moms real name is Randy…..

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:03 pm

@'s mom trying to drum up business

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eJAb6FcRio[/youtube]

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:03 pm

I was staring at your moms Duck Dynasty panties for a few minutes, til i realized she wasn't wearing panties.....

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:05 pm

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:07 pm

Ya moms stuffs her boobs in her socks when she runs

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:09 pm

Your momma's so fat she can only play 'seek'

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:10 pm

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:12 pm

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:22 pm

Bram and Phaedrus respond to this thread: https://alifeunexamined.wordpress.com/2 ... re-not-ok/

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:41 pm

Dang Turd...I had to restrain myself on posting something on that chick's blog. What the fuck are you doing looking for that shit?

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:48 pm

Yo momma so fat, when she cuts herself, she bleeds gravy.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:54 pm

What's the best thing about a BJ from your mom?

The ten minutes of silence.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:58 pm

Shapecharge wrote:Dang Turd...I had to restrain myself on posting something on that chick's blog. What the fuck are you doing looking for that shit?

I identify as a white, working class, able-bodied, cisgendered, aromantic asexual female. That’s the easiest way of trying to describe myself and my orientation.

http://alifeunexamined.wordpress.com/about/

I'm not a fan of Phaedrus' blog, just trying to understand her perspective.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:23 pm

Ya moms vibrator has a prescription of viagra

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:26 pm

You know how certain smells take you back to a different time?
Well, every time your mom walks past me I get nostalgic on how things were before indoor plumbing.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:27 pm

Your mom has that competitive edge. She doesn't call it spitting, she calls it catch and release...

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:27 pm

Your mom's "pre-game" includes her own roofies...

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:28 pm

Your mom sues makers of bobbleheads for likeness rights...

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:32 pm

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Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:36 pm

Your mom can light a match by scratching the matchstick on her beard

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:37 pm

Its so cold outside your mom pulled her pants up!

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:52 pm

Your mom is so fat, she has smaller fat moms orbiting around her.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:00 am

Craig's mom...

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