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Hagbard Celine wrote:Had fun visiting plenty of times, one of my homies had a house on figure 8, that shit was sick.

Most of my clients lived either in Landfall, Porter's Neck or Figure 8. I had one client spend over 30k with me on one dog--he lived on Figure 8.

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High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:
Hagbard Celine wrote:Had fun visiting plenty of times, one of my homies had a house on figure 8, that shit was sick.

Most of my clients lived either in Landfall, Porter's Neck or Figure 8. I had one client spend over 30k with me on one dog--he lived on Figure 8.
Did yall ever see Matlock scooting around? He lived at Landfall.
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All these Carolina references are making me homesick. Although I have been here in Omaha for 12 years now (holy shit), I'm still a Carolina boy. Born in Kannapolis. Going down to Seabrook Island in August for a family reunion of sorts.
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Yogalete wrote:All these Carolina references are making me homesick. Although I have been here in Omaha for 12 years now (holy shit), I'm still a Carolina boy. Born in Kannapolis. Going down to Seabrook Island in August for a family reunion of sorts.
I "dated" a chick from china grove once. Whooaaa! Whoa oh China Grove! Had a couple friends from K-town too.
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Hagbard Celine wrote: I "dated" a chick from china grove once. Whooaaa! Whoa oh China Grove! Had a couple friends from K-town too.
"Dated" with the quotation marks means "two fingers in", right?

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Hagbard Celine wrote:
High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:
Hagbard Celine wrote:Had fun visiting plenty of times, one of my homies had a house on figure 8, that shit was sick.

Most of my clients lived either in Landfall, Porter's Neck or Figure 8. I had one client spend over 30k with me on one dog--he lived on Figure 8.
Did yall ever see Matlock scooting around? He lived at Landfall.
Lots of celebs were rumored to have homes there. Eddie Van Halen and Valerie B. were the most notable. No to Matlock, but I met a few "Dawson's Creek" people since a lot of my clients were involved in the Movie Biz down there.

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Hagbard Celine wrote:
High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:
Hagbard Celine wrote:Had fun visiting plenty of times, one of my homies had a house on figure 8, that shit was sick.

Most of my clients lived either in Landfall, Porter's Neck or Figure 8. I had one client spend over 30k with me on one dog--he lived on Figure 8.
Did yall ever see Matlock scooting around? He lived at Landfall.
He shot a scene outside of Cape Fear CC once and I was around there at the time. So yes, I saw him. Also met Vince Vaughn at a wrap party for a movie he filmed down there. Cool ass dude. Actually hung out and talked to him for a bit.

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Mickey O'neil wrote: He shot a scene outside of Cape Fear CC once and I was around there at the time. So yes, I saw him. Also met Vince Vaughn at a wrap party for a movie he filmed down there. Cool ass dude. Actually hung out and talked to him for a bit.
Okay, so what WAS the deal with the green sea turtle tats on the UNCW girls? There were lots who had them, right on the sacrum. I tried to get some of them to tell me but they wouldn't. Just fashion, or a sorority thing?

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GoDogGo! wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote: He shot a scene outside of Cape Fear CC once and I was around there at the time. So yes, I saw him. Also met Vince Vaughn at a wrap party for a movie he filmed down there. Cool ass dude. Actually hung out and talked to him for a bit.
Okay, so what WAS the deal with the green sea turtle tats on the UNCW girls? There were lots who had them, right on the sacrum. I tried to get some of them to tell me but they wouldn't. Just fashion, or a sorority thing?

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GoDogGo! wrote:
Hagbard Celine wrote: I "dated" a chick from china grove once. Whooaaa! Whoa oh China Grove! Had a couple friends from K-town too.
"Dated" with the quotation marks means "two fingers in", right?

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I think in this context, it means "stalked."
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Hagbard Celine wrote: UNCW has a top notch marine biology program.
I know that, and I saw lots of people with those Tshirts. Not the same ones as the tatoos, though.

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GoDogGo! wrote: Okay, so what WAS the deal with the green sea turtle tats on the UNCW girls? There were lots who had them, right on the sacrum. I tried to get some of them to tell me but they wouldn't. Just fashion, or a sorority thing?

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High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote: Okay, so what WAS the deal with the green sea turtle tats on the UNCW girls? There were lots who had them, right on the sacrum. I tried to get some of them to tell me but they wouldn't. Just fashion, or a sorority thing?

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Don't let the innocuous turtle tattoo fool you, they were and still are my secret cadre of crime fighters known as the Bippy Top Crusaders.
Cool. We should have them fight my Ninjettes and then sell the video for bagloads of $$$$$$$.

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I have never seen the jerk explained in quite this way. Disturbing.

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"Neither jumping nor the lack thereof constitute a jerk; rather it is the retreat of the hip concomitant with the press that defines the jerk."
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Comment #146 - Posted by Coach at May 17, 2007 01:20 PM

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Today is pullup day, which would mean one thing to me, and apparently something else to CF'ers. From today's comments:

"Kipping is the default CF pull-up so heck ya I'm gonna kip!"

"Can't kip yet, so all was strict."


From a future elrodjr training log entry:

"BP day. Couldn't get bar to rebound off of chest, so had to pause all reps at bottom."
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elrodjr wrote: From a future elrodjr training log entry:

"BP day. Couldn't get bar to rebound off of chest, so had to pause all reps at bottom."
YOu have to train to develop a sufficiently elastic and bouncy sternum.

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elrodjr wrote:Today is pullup day, which would mean one thing to me, and apparently something else to CF'ers. From today's comments:

"Kipping is the default CF pull-up so heck ya I'm gonna kip!"

"Can't kip yet, so all was strict."


From a future elrodjr training log entry:

"BP day. Couldn't get bar to rebound off of chest, so had to pause all reps at bottom."
Just needs addition of the word "concomitant" to make the drooling idiots think this is smart.
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GoDogGo! wrote:
elrodjr wrote: From a future elrodjr training log entry:

"BP day. Couldn't get bar to rebound off of chest, so had to pause all reps at bottom."
YOu have to train to develop a sufficiently elastic and bouncy sternum.

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Judging by the frat boys in my gym the Bench Bounce Press is the lift du jour.

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Judging by the frat boys in my gym the Bench Bounce Press is the lift du jour.
Cool. Just remember, the sternum starts out as IIRC 5 different bones that then fuse.

Listen for the CRACK!

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closing in on 200k bichos...
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How do you think that 200k is divided up?

I would guess 50k from people who think Couch is a wacky cult leader with a beer gut, 50k from Couch and his kool-aid drinkers, and 100k from the same spambots (or whatever they are) that are responsible for my log being viewed 130 times per post.

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Pinky wrote:How do you think that 200k is divided up?

I would guess 50k from people who think Couch is a wacky cult leader with a beer gut, 50k from Couch and his kool-aid drinkers, and 100k from the same spambots (or whatever they are) that are responsible for my log being viewed 130 times per post.
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powerlifter54 wrote:closing in on 200k bichos...
This thread is a weak performer, that's obviously.
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Yeah..@fit's IP is threatened by MMA twat imposter in Texas....

Forgefit.

skinny zone dieters everywhere feverishly bunching and unbunching panties as we speak....

http://www.crossfit.com/cgi-bin/moveabl ... ry_id=2711

My personal fav. A hidden takedown...I score it as a full 2 pointer..

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http://www.crossfit.com

http://www.crossfit.com/cgi-bin/moveabl ... ry_id=2711

Check out the IP theft.
While they could sue the shit outta ForgeFit for the blatant ripoff, mentioning Twight & GJ is laughable.
Next are they going to come after my dojo?
We did some bodyweight cals in a circuit, I hope I didn't steal @fit's IP..............

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