REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book

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REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book

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Not sure if this book has been discussed here before. I tried searching the archives. I can't believe it hasn't, if it indeed hasn't.

The concept started as a clever website, which you might have browsed through:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

This website has been the source of much hommage. The website is clever. It is funny. It is juvenile.

One day, I was walking through a bookstore and I saw what I thought would be a book version of the website:

REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book by "Robert Hamburger".

The book did contain a lot of the gags and humor from the website. I was laughing hysterically within two minutes of picking it up. I decided to buy it.

What I found after further reading is that is was much darker and more interesting than I could have imagined. While it works with the oft quoted material from the website, it is a dark picture of a lonely, disaffected young boy.

The writing is brilliant. I would say to avoid the website, until you read the book, as it might ruin some of the jokes, but the book holds it own as it has a coherent narrative of Robert's struggles with budding adolescence and an absent family. All told via adolescent fantasies of hippos, ninja, and pirates.

I was living with three women at the time, when I first purchased the book. I had thought for sure you had to have been a boy obsessed with martial arts and action movies to understand the book. One afternoon when arriving home, I found the women I lived with reading sections aloud howling with laughter. They also mentioned how sad the book really was.
As usual, I was wrong.

I have bought five copies since, as everyone *has* to loan to someone else once they read it.

Get this book. You will love it. I promise. It was made for IGx. Dick around on the website once you read the text.

Jason

p. s. A lot of pop culture references the website and this book. It must required reading for television writes now or something.

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Post by Kazuya Mishima »

Ninja book...yeah, yeah...whatever.

Were you fucking said women? Curious minds want to know.

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