Banana Boat Blows

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Banana Boat Blows

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Protecting my albino like skin from the Vegas sun is important to me. After 3 days, my Walmart brand stuff ran out and we bought Banana Boat brand Sun Wear Faces oil-free daily sunblock lotion. It's SPF 30 and advertises an ultra sheer clean feel. It even has age-defying complex which is important because I'm of an age that needs defying.

I didn't buy the shit, my wife did so back off. Anyway, I spent several hours at the pool and most of that was in the shade. When I got to my room and looked in the mirror a boiled lobster was looking back at me. I also got a fucking sun rash of some kind so my sunburn has little red dots in it.

We paid $10 for 3 ounces of this shit.
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Funny, your coat looks thick, black and shiny in your picture. Were you recently shaved?
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Hagbard Celine wrote:Funny, your coat looks thick, black and shiny in your picture. Were you recently shaved?
Moose:
Thank you. It's mostly due to diet but there are thin spots around my belly where I lick a little.

Jack:
That is the exact product I ran out of before I bought this stuff. It was cheap and effective.

In my lobster rage, I called the Banana Boat people and they handled things very well. My hate is assuaged.
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My sunscreen bill is high. Try anything with Helioplex. It works well for us down here in Skin Cancer Country.
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DrDonkeyLove wrote:
Hagbard Celine wrote:Funny, your coat looks thick, black and shiny in your picture. Were you recently shaved?
Moose:
Thank you. It's mostly due to diet but there are thin spots around my belly where I lick a little.
LOL!

Good humor from both of you!

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Only buy sunscreen that surfers use.
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Maui Babe

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I will second:

NoAd is the shit.

I will also chime in for the spray on Coppertone stuff. It goes on and stays sticky, though.

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Bullfrog bicho's.....
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Neutragena (sp) spray on waterproof has saved my large arse.

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