This movie is so bad, it's good.
It's as if it was written in 3 hours on a dare in a pay by the hour hotel room. Some of the best Bulgarian spanish accents you'll ever hear, along with a leading lady that appears as if she's taking advantage of some Eastern European cosmetic surgery during the filming. Her lips get bigger, then smaller, then bigger. The lines around her eyes come and go.
The "special effects" are awful, the shark footage is stock, and it has possibly the best line ever uttered in all of cinema. The extras list reads like a whos who in the Bulgarian mob.
Rent it, laugh your ass off, thank me later.
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
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Re: Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
Which is?Thump! wrote: it has possibly the best line ever uttered in all of cinema.
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
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Re: Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
"I'm kind of wired, what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"
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Re: Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
Wow.
I'll have to add that to my repertoire, right along with "Give it up, Chica!"
I'll have to add that to my repertoire, right along with "Give it up, Chica!"
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
GoDogGo!