Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:02 am

This movie is so bad, it's good.

It's as if it was written in 3 hours on a dare in a pay by the hour hotel room. Some of the best Bulgarian spanish accents you'll ever hear, along with a leading lady that appears as if she's taking advantage of some Eastern European cosmetic surgery during the filming. Her lips get bigger, then smaller, then bigger. The lines around her eyes come and go.

The "special effects" are awful, the shark footage is stock, and it has possibly the best line ever uttered in all of cinema. The extras list reads like a whos who in the Bulgarian mob.

Rent it, laugh your ass off, thank me later.

buckethead · Post by **buckethead** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:57 am

So long suckers.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:31 pm

Thump! wrote: it has possibly the best line ever uttered in all of cinema.

Which is?

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:32 pm

"I'm kind of wired, what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:34 am

You made that up.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:21 am

GoDogGo! wrote:You made that up.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:46 pm

Wow.

I'll have to add that to my repertoire, right along with "Give it up, Chica!"

IGX

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