Underworld 3..Rise of the Lycans

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Underworld 3..Rise of the Lycans

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Sucked...Vampire and wolfman love story...not much action..special effects were nothing new...When did vampire movies start eating shit? Vampires need to comback as badass motherfucking blood sucking cool ass hot bitch killing pimps and stop being so bitchlike. WTF is with the movie industry in the US. The only thing keeping hope alive is there are some Ninja movies coming out. Scott Adkins ..aka Boyka from Undisputed 2, does a nice Guyver kick and as faceless whiteguy fighter in a Bourne movie, Unleashed/Danny the dog etc etc will be putting out a Ninja movie hopefully with some 80's style killing. Hollywood has fucked up vampires, werewolves, Spiderman, Xmen, Hulk, Fantastic 4 to name a few..if they fuck up the Ninja(which includes Snake Eyes in GI Joe) I will be giving up on US movies.

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Really. Underworld 3 sucked. I'm amazed.

WTF were you thinking? Might as well set $10 on fire and punch yourself in the nuts for 90 minutes.
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Mcmanus, you may be the one in need of a review if you bothered with that fucking movie. Why, man? Why? :-s
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mcanus wrote:Sucked...Vampire and wolfman love story...not much action..special effects were nothing new...When did vampire movies start eating shit? Vampires need to comback as badass motherfucking blood sucking cool ass hot bitch killing pimps and stop being so bitchlike. WTF is with the movie industry in the US. The only thing keeping hope alive is there are some Ninja movies coming out. Scott Adkins ..aka Boyka from Undisputed 2, does a nice Guyver kick and as faceless whiteguy fighter in a Bourne movie, Unleashed/Danny the dog etc etc will be putting out a Ninja movie hopefully with some 80's style killing. Hollywood has fucked up vampires, werewolves, Spiderman, Xmen, Hulk, Fantastic 4 to name a few..if they fuck up the Ninja(which includes Snake Eyes in GI Joe) I will be giving up on US movies.
Did it at least feature Kate Beckinsale's leather-clad ass?

For a good vampire movie with no bullshit I say get "30 Days of Night." They have one plan: KILL EVERYBODY IN THE FUCKING TOWN.

"The Howling" is still my favorite werewolf movie.
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GoDogGo! wrote:
mcanus wrote:Sucked...Vampire and wolfman love story...not much action..special effects were nothing new...When did vampire movies start eating shit? Vampires need to comback as badass motherfucking blood sucking cool ass hot bitch killing pimps and stop being so bitchlike. WTF is with the movie industry in the US. The only thing keeping hope alive is there are some Ninja movies coming out. Scott Adkins ..aka Boyka from Undisputed 2, does a nice Guyver kick and as faceless whiteguy fighter in a Bourne movie, Unleashed/Danny the dog etc etc will be putting out a Ninja movie hopefully with some 80's style killing. Hollywood has fucked up vampires, werewolves, Spiderman, Xmen, Hulk, Fantastic 4 to name a few..if they fuck up the Ninja(which includes Snake Eyes in GI Joe) I will be giving up on US movies.
Did it at least feature Kate Beckinsale's leather-clad ass?

For a good vampire movie with no bullshit I say get "30 Days of Night." They have one plan: KILL EVERYBODY IN THE FUCKING TOWN.

"The Howling" is still my favorite werewolf movie.


No Beckinsale this time, I don't think. The ever lovely Rhona Mitra instead. STILL not worth seeing at the theatre.
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Jezebel Jones wrote:No Beckinsale this time, I don't think. The ever lovely Rhona Mitra instead. STILL not worth seeing at the theatre.
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Does she look as good as Beckinsale from behind?
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:Really. Underworld 3 sucked. I'm amazed.

WTF were you thinking? Might as well set $10 on fire and punch yourself in the nuts for 90 minutes.

I thankfully saw it for free..but it is 90 minutes I wont ever get back.


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Jezebel Jones wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:
mcanus wrote:Sucked...Vampire and wolfman love story...not much action..special effects were nothing new...When did vampire movies start eating shit? Vampires need to comback as badass motherfucking blood sucking cool ass hot bitch killing pimps and stop being so bitchlike. WTF is with the movie industry in the US. The only thing keeping hope alive is there are some Ninja movies coming out. Scott Adkins ..aka Boyka from Undisputed 2, does a nice Guyver kick and as faceless whiteguy fighter in a Bourne movie, Unleashed/Danny the dog etc etc will be putting out a Ninja movie hopefully with some 80's style killing. Hollywood has fucked up vampires, werewolves, Spiderman, Xmen, Hulk, Fantastic 4 to name a few..if they fuck up the Ninja(which includes Snake Eyes in GI Joe) I will be giving up on US movies.
Did it at least feature Kate Beckinsale's leather-clad ass?

For a good vampire movie with no bullshit I say get "30 Days of Night." They have one plan: KILL EVERYBODY IN THE FUCKING TOWN.


"The Howling" is still my favorite werewolf movie.


No Beckinsale this time, I don't think. The ever lovely Rhona Mitra instead. STILL not worth seeing at the theatre.
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The girl is not that hot in the movie...I Liked 30 days of night but what disappoints me is I think they made a part 2 for straight to dvd. I like Howling and I liked American Werewolf in London but they fucked it up with American Werewolf in Paris..

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