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Went to see District 9 this past weekend.

Shit was dope.

I was expecting some sci-fi based apologist piece about nigger aliens having to sit at the back of the bus…and it was that for about a half hour but then the little weasel main character sticks his middle management nose where it doesn’t belong, gets infected with nigger alien DNA, and then all shit breaks loose.

First half is very artsy and narrative driven…second half is some of the best KILL PR0N I have ever seen in my life. If you like Gundam suits and the arsenal from Unreal Tournament 3 then you NEED to go watch this shit as there’s nothing like a nuclear powered hair dryer that throws lightning bolts and causes white people to EXPLODE.

I can’t believe this movie was made for $30MM. I expected the effects to SUCK, but the CGI was nicely done and the action sequences toward the end were straight trippin’.

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gotta agree that was pretty awesome.
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Ditto. Awesome flick.

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Super entertaining. Clappy!
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ITZ DA SWEETY MAN!!!!

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Agree. Awesome flick.
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This was worth seeing in the theatre.

So, District 10 is the sequal?

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Confirmed what we've always known in our hearts. Alien power armor is rad.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Went to see District 9 this past weekend.

Shit was dope.

I was expecting some sci-fi based apologist piece about nigger aliens having to sit at the back of the bus…and it was that for about a half hour but then the little weasel main character sticks his middle management nose where it doesn’t belong, gets infected with nigger alien DNA, and then all shit breaks loose.

First half is very artsy and narrative driven…second half is some of the best KILL PR0N I have ever seen in my life. If you like Gundam suits and the arsenal from Unreal Tournament 3 then you NEED to go watch this shit as there’s nothing like a nuclear powered hair dryer that throws lightning bolts and causes white people to EXPLODE.

I can’t believe this movie was made for $30MM. I expected the effects to SUCK, but the CGI was nicely done and the action sequences toward the end were straight trippin’.
Lemme guess. You're in your thirties and still stuck on Star Wars nonsense and watching slant eyed skinny pukes jumping and rolling around in their pajamas.
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Andy76 wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Went to see District 9 this past weekend.

Shit was dope.

I was expecting some sci-fi based apologist piece about nigger aliens having to sit at the back of the bus…and it was that for about a half hour but then the little weasel main character sticks his middle management nose where it doesn’t belong, gets infected with nigger alien DNA, and then all shit breaks loose.

First half is very artsy and narrative driven…second half is some of the best KILL PR0N I have ever seen in my life. If you like Gundam suits and the arsenal from Unreal Tournament 3 then you NEED to go watch this shit as there’s nothing like a nuclear powered hair dryer that throws lightning bolts and causes white people to EXPLODE.

I can’t believe this movie was made for $30MM. I expected the effects to SUCK, but the CGI was nicely done and the action sequences toward the end were straight trippin’.
Lemme guess. You're in your thirties and still stuck on Star Wars nonsense and watching slant eyed skinny pukes jumping and rolling around in their pajamas.
In a word...yes.

Now, take your disarmed ass to the store, and buy some PBR.

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Fat Cat wrote:Confirmed what we've always known in our hearts. Alien power armor is rad.
lol!


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Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Andy76 wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Went to see District 9 this past weekend.

Shit was dope.

I was expecting some sci-fi based apologist piece about nigger aliens having to sit at the back of the bus…and it was that for about a half hour but then the little weasel main character sticks his middle management nose where it doesn’t belong, gets infected with nigger alien DNA, and then all shit breaks loose.

First half is very artsy and narrative driven…second half is some of the best KILL PR0N I have ever seen in my life. If you like Gundam suits and the arsenal from Unreal Tournament 3 then you NEED to go watch this shit as there’s nothing like a nuclear powered hair dryer that throws lightning bolts and causes white people to EXPLODE.

I can’t believe this movie was made for $30MM. I expected the effects to SUCK, but the CGI was nicely done and the action sequences toward the end were straight trippin’.
Lemme guess. You're in your thirties and still stuck on Star Wars nonsense and watching slant eyed skinny pukes jumping and rolling around in their pajamas.
In a word...yes.

Now, take your disarmed ass, and buy some PBR.
Now take your dumb childish ass to a toy store and buy a light saber.
Obama...'I burned your house down and saved you from slipping in the bathtub." ...Greg Gutfeld.

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Andy76 wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Andy76 wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Went to see District 9 this past weekend.

Shit was dope.

I was expecting some sci-fi based apologist piece about nigger aliens having to sit at the back of the bus…and it was that for about a half hour but then the little weasel main character sticks his middle management nose where it doesn’t belong, gets infected with nigger alien DNA, and then all shit breaks loose.

First half is very artsy and narrative driven…second half is some of the best KILL PR0N I have ever seen in my life. If you like Gundam suits and the arsenal from Unreal Tournament 3 then you NEED to go watch this shit as there’s nothing like a nuclear powered hair dryer that throws lightning bolts and causes white people to EXPLODE.

I can’t believe this movie was made for $30MM. I expected the effects to SUCK, but the CGI was nicely done and the action sequences toward the end were straight trippin’.
Lemme guess. You're in your thirties and still stuck on Star Wars nonsense and watching slant eyed skinny pukes jumping and rolling around in their pajamas.
In a word...yes.

Now, take your disarmed ass, and buy some PBR.
Now take your dumb childish ass to a toy store and buy a light saber.
Look, ya old lonely motherfucker.

Don't be mad cuz everybody hated Flyboys, and you loved it because it reminded you of when you were a freshman in high school.


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Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Andy76 wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Andy76 wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Went to see District 9 this past weekend.

Shit was dope.

I was expecting some sci-fi based apologist piece about nigger aliens having to sit at the back of the bus…and it was that for about a half hour but then the little weasel main character sticks his middle management nose where it doesn’t belong, gets infected with nigger alien DNA, and then all shit breaks loose.

First half is very artsy and narrative driven…second half is some of the best KILL PR0N I have ever seen in my life. If you like Gundam suits and the arsenal from Unreal Tournament 3 then you NEED to go watch this shit as there’s nothing like a nuclear powered hair dryer that throws lightning bolts and causes white people to EXPLODE.

I can’t believe this movie was made for $30MM. I expected the effects to SUCK, but the CGI was nicely done and the action sequences toward the end were straight trippin’.
Lemme guess. You're in your thirties and still stuck on Star Wars nonsense and watching slant eyed skinny pukes jumping and rolling around in their pajamas.
In a word...yes.

Now, take your disarmed ass, and buy some PBR.
Now take your dumb childish ass to a toy store and buy a light saber.
Look, ya old lonely motherfucker.

Don't be mad cuz everybody hated Flyboys, and you loved it because it reminded you of when you were a freshman in high school.
Motherfucker, yes. I fucked yours. Lonely no. I have dozens of friends here who loved Flyboys and know I'm always right and that you're always wrong.

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Wrong thread pappy.
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Fat Cat wrote:Wrong thread pappy.
No. That post was in response to Kazuloo Mishmash's sarcasam about my Flyboys thread. I even repeated what I wrote before in the Flyboys thread for him because he's so retarded and slow to learn.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Image
Is that why you hate your father so much and are obsessed with getting revenge Kayazoo Mishy? Guess what, the chances of my being your father are nil. All the other hundreds of sailors that banged your mother for $1 make the probablity near zero that I am your daddy. Focus on that drunk that fucked you a lot and beat the shit outa ya all the time.
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Nigerian cat food scam
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Andy76 wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Image
Is that why you hate your father so much and are obsessed with getting revenge Kayazoo Mishy? Guess what, the chances of my being your father are nil. All the other hundreds of sailors that banged your mother for $1 make the probablity near zero that I am your daddy. Focus on that drunk that fucked you a lot and beat the shit outa ya all the time.
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Andy76 vs. Kazuya



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upsideyahead wrote:Andy76 vs. Kazuya

Oh shit, that's a keeper LMFAO. Obviously I send Kazooloo home crying like a girl in that debate.
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I didn't take my Mannatech.


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Kazuya Mishima wrote:I didn't take my Mannatech.
Live and learn.
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upsideyahead wrote:Andy76 vs. Kazuya

LMAO. Fuck me, that was hilarious.

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