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Apparently, it's really being made. Some surprising casting, too.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/
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That makes me happy. The 3 minute faux "trailer" for "Machete" was my favorite part of "Grindhouse". THAT was the movie I wanted to see, not "Death Proof".Kurt J. Wilkens wrote:Apparently, it's really being made. Some surprising casting, too.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/
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This.Abandoned by Wolves wrote: That makes me happy. The 3 minute faux "trailer" for "Machete" was my favorite part of "Grindhouse". THAT was the movie I wanted to see, not "Death Proof".

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Don't get me started on Death Proof.
Kurt Russell eatin' nachos, and a bunch of semi-hot bitches yackin' about shit that even bitches don't give a fuck about.
Kurt Russell eatin' nachos, and a bunch of semi-hot bitches yackin' about shit that even bitches don't give a fuck about.
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Agreed. Machete was the best thing in either of those suck fests.
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"Planet Terror" was a fun riff on over the top violent B-horror films. "Death Proof" sucked much pretentious ass.
"Machete" was much better than either, although I'd also like to see "Werewolf Women of The S.S."
"Machete" was much better than either, although I'd also like to see "Werewolf Women of The S.S."
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Planet Terror was alright, mostly because Rodriguez is a hack and the material suited such.
Tarantino royally fagged out with that Death Proof nonsense.
Man, I have at least 20 movies from the ol' Nazi/SS sex and torture genre. Unfortunately all are on VHS. A very underrated genre for pure entertainment.
Tarantino royally fagged out with that Death Proof nonsense.
Man, I have at least 20 movies from the ol' Nazi/SS sex and torture genre. Unfortunately all are on VHS. A very underrated genre for pure entertainment.

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Jesus, what was that one with Malcom McDowell, where he had a swastika on his jockstrap and anally raped that Jewish girl?T200 wrote:Planet Terror was alright, mostly because Rodriguez is a hack and the material suited such.
Tarantino royally fagged out with that Death Proof nonsense.
Man, I have at least 20 movies from the ol' Nazi/SS sex and torture genre. Unfortunately all are on VHS. A very underrated genre for pure entertainment.
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
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Maybe The Passage? That sound right?
But that is MUCH more upscale than the average Nazi Sex and Gore Party movie.
Here is the Wikipedia on the subject: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_exploitation
But that is MUCH more upscale than the average Nazi Sex and Gore Party movie.
Here is the Wikipedia on the subject: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_exploitation

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Copious postings of Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS, brought a bunch of skin heads to the P7b way back in the day.
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It seems that postings of anything bring the Aryan Bros to P&B. This is like the third incident you have mentioned of neo-Nazis moving in on that board.








