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Apparently, it's really being made. Some surprising casting, too.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/


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Kurt J. Wilkens wrote:Apparently, it's really being made. Some surprising casting, too.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/
That makes me happy. The 3 minute faux "trailer" for "Machete" was my favorite part of "Grindhouse". THAT was the movie I wanted to see, not "Death Proof".
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Abandoned by Wolves wrote: That makes me happy. The 3 minute faux "trailer" for "Machete" was my favorite part of "Grindhouse". THAT was the movie I wanted to see, not "Death Proof".
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Don't get me started on Death Proof.

Kurt Russell eatin' nachos, and a bunch of semi-hot bitches yackin' about shit that even bitches don't give a fuck about.

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Agreed. Machete was the best thing in either of those suck fests.
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"Planet Terror" was a fun riff on over the top violent B-horror films. "Death Proof" sucked much pretentious ass.

"Machete" was much better than either, although I'd also like to see "Werewolf Women of The S.S."
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Planet Terror was alright, mostly because Rodriguez is a hack and the material suited such.

Tarantino royally fagged out with that Death Proof nonsense.

Man, I have at least 20 movies from the ol' Nazi/SS sex and torture genre. Unfortunately all are on VHS. A very underrated genre for pure entertainment.
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T200 wrote:Planet Terror was alright, mostly because Rodriguez is a hack and the material suited such.

Tarantino royally fagged out with that Death Proof nonsense.

Man, I have at least 20 movies from the ol' Nazi/SS sex and torture genre. Unfortunately all are on VHS. A very underrated genre for pure entertainment.
Jesus, what was that one with Malcom McDowell, where he had a swastika on his jockstrap and anally raped that Jewish girl?
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Maybe The Passage? That sound right?

But that is MUCH more upscale than the average Nazi Sex and Gore Party movie.

Here is the Wikipedia on the subject: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_exploitation
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Copious postings of Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS, brought a bunch of skin heads to the P7b way back in the day.

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It seems that postings of anything bring the Aryan Bros to P&B. This is like the third incident you have mentioned of neo-Nazis moving in on that board.

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