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Quack Attack wrote: Looks like Dupuytren's to me. Add that to the long list of injuries from kipping pull-ups!
Hmm...Wiki:
It usually has a gradual onset, often beginning as a tender lump in the palm.

There is no proven evidence that hand injuries or specific occupational exposures lead to a higher risk of developing Dupuytren’s disease although there is some speculation that Dupuytren's may be caused or at least the onset may be triggered by physical trauma, such as manual labor or other over-exertion of the hands.
Interesting. Never heard of it before.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dupuytren%27s_contracture

I don't know if it is this or what I had a football player get, he is at Utah State now. The surgery leaves a button, a real button, on the finger. It's a big deal. I wouldn't, no offense, ask a internet forum for advice about it.

Can one of you xfit lurkers let this guy know to get it looked at very quickly? There is, as I recall, a window of time that you want to get the surgery. I think the ligament continues to shrink down and can't be fixed after a while.

I know on my blog or Q and A or whatever, someone asked about pullups and elbows and I mentioned that older guys get hurt doing them. Some mentioned ART and foam rolling and that is fine, but when you blow something off, it is surgery that seems to help.

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Never heard of Dupuytren’s. My initial thought was that it was neuroma but I can see I'm wrong.

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GoDogGo! wrote:
Quack Attack wrote: Looks like Dupuytren's to me. Add that to the long list of injuries from kipping pull-ups!
Hmm...Wiki:
It usually has a gradual onset, often beginning as a tender lump in the palm.

There is no proven evidence that hand injuries or specific occupational exposures lead to a higher risk of developing Dupuytren’s disease although there is some speculation that Dupuytren's may be caused or at least the onset may be triggered by physical trauma, such as manual labor or other over-exertion of the hands.
Interesting. Never heard of it before.
My father has those on his hands. He has even had the surgery for it.

It's common with people from Northern Europe and it is aggravated by working with your hands for a living. Vikings would cut off fingers in order to try to alleviate the condition.
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afredus wrote:Somebody brought up the redirection. Lynne is still a bitch.

This link should work:http://anonym.to/?http://www.board.cros ... post712605
Brian Sullivan:
I have been trying to browse the message board, but I keep getting redirected to NSFW sites like devicebondage.com and hogtied.com. The sites are really gross. I have tried from two different browsers, so I don't think it is my machine. Any ideas on what the problem is? Thanks/Brian
Alex Bond:
How mature of the CF forum admins. I'm not a member of that certain forum, but I would think they could find a way to react to what's been going on besides that.
Robert Callahan:
It is not your machine, Links from certain forums to CF forums now are routing to porn sites....
Lyn Pitts:
Re: Crossfit has been redirecting me to porn sites
I'm sure there are no links on our site redirecting to bad places; I guess you must mean that there are bad places redirecting you to porn sites. Sorry to hear that - you have to be careful on the internet!
I'll have our tech guys take a look, just in case. See why we ask everyone to be sure to label their links?

You should really check with the tech support of the site Robert referred to.

And then she locked the fucking thread! Class.

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GoDogGo! wrote:
Quack Attack wrote: Looks like Dupuytren's to me. Add that to the long list of injuries from kipping pull-ups!
Hmm...Wiki:
It usually has a gradual onset, often beginning as a tender lump in the palm.

There is no proven evidence that hand injuries or specific occupational exposures lead to a higher risk of developing Dupuytren’s disease although there is some speculation that Dupuytren's may be caused or at least the onset may be triggered by physical trauma, such as manual labor or other over-exertion of the hands.
Interesting. Never heard of it before.
My father has those on his hands. He has even had the surgery for it.

It's common with people from Northern Europe and it is aggravated by working with your hands for a living. Vikings would cut off fingers in order to try to alleviate the condition.
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Peace love and BBQ wrote:This thread is hilarious and so spot on. Only thing better is to have attended two level1 Certs and see the Kool Aid drinkers in action. Only high point of my short CF affair was attending a Rip and Coach B workshop, now those guys are solid and can rock the Iron.
Dumbass. You blew $2,000 and two weekends just to "see the Kool Aid drinkers in action." I'm not buying that shit. Skip the FSF, skip the intro, and go back to @fit.
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Is it time yet to change the name of this thread to "The butt-hurt ex-@fitter thread"?
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Looks like Lynne's tech support been busy. Message board links are now redirected back to the referring site IGX. Too bad, because the kink.com links were much more interesting. Both threads have been closed, but not before it was pointed out that Lynne is a lying bitch.
http://anonym.to/?http://www.board.cros ... hp?t=53938
Hi Lynne,
As I'm sure you know, the problem isn't with the other site and it isn't with anyone's machine, it's configured on the CF side. The CF forums are now redirecting incoming links from that other forum to porn sites based on the browser's referrer attribute. This is something that would have been intentionally set up on the CF forums' server. I'm sure it's something that can easily and quickly be sorted out by the server admins; they just need to remove the redirects that they set up.
Since this is set up on your own servers, your statement that you're "sure there are no links on our site redirecting to bad places" is incorrect; those links are in fact on this site.
Really poor form to descend to that level. The other forum is of course immature and full of hate and bile (and humour), but at least it's honest about it.
I hope you'll have the decency and honesty not to delete this thread (though it'll no doubt be locked pretty quickly; can't let the plebs have a discussion that might be at all critical, after all). Whether you remove the redirects is pretty irrelevant since it's fairly easy to disable the referrer tag in most modern browsers, but I'd suggest it would be the classier thing to remove them.
Finally, please delete my account from these forums. I don't want to be associated with a company that chooses to intentionally direct visitors to some fairly sick porn sites; I'd prefer to get my sick porn where and when I choose, thanks.

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afredus wrote:Looks like Lynne's tech support been busy. Message board links are now redirected back to the referring site IGX. Too bad, because the kink.com links were much more interesting. Both threads have been closed, but not before it was pointed out that Lynne is a lying bitch.
http://anonym.to/?http://www.board.cros ... hp?t=53938
Hi Lynne,
As I'm sure you know, the problem isn't with the other site and it isn't with anyone's machine, it's configured on the CF side. The CF forums are now redirecting incoming links from that other forum to porn sites based on the browser's referrer attribute. This is something that would have been intentionally set up on the CF forums' server. I'm sure it's something that can easily and quickly be sorted out by the server admins; they just need to remove the redirects that they set up.
Since this is set up on your own servers, your statement that you're "sure there are no links on our site redirecting to bad places" is incorrect; those links are in fact on this site.
Really poor form to descend to that level. The other forum is of course immature and full of hate and bile (and humour), but at least it's honest about it.
I hope you'll have the decency and honesty not to delete this thread (though it'll no doubt be locked pretty quickly; can't let the plebs have a discussion that might be at all critical, after all). Whether you remove the redirects is pretty irrelevant since it's fairly easy to disable the referrer tag in most modern browsers, but I'd suggest it would be the classier thing to remove them.
Finally, please delete my account from these forums. I don't want to be associated with a company that chooses to intentionally direct visitors to some fairly sick porn sites; I'd prefer to get my sick porn where and when I choose, thanks.

LOL

Some one fucked up at CF HQ when they decided to have people linking to @fit via Iron garm redirected to porn.
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As this is a technical issue I thought I would look around.

Lynne: Nick is correct when he says the problem is on the crossfit.com side. Whenever a web browser requests a webpage it can send information about the website the link came from.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_referrer (WFS safe)

When a browser requests a page it is possible for a webserver to return a redirect -- saying "don't look here, go to this site instead" (this is what is at work when you go to contoso.com (WFS) and suddenly end up on www.microsoft.com (WFS) for example).

At this time (Saturday morning). The Crossfit.com site is redirecting webpage requests made with ırongarmx.net as the referrer (*********.net isn't WFS). To see this in action you can use the refspoof addin for firefox -- install it through Tools->Add-ons.

Currently if I go to http://board.crossfit.com (WFS) with a referrer URL of http://www.*********.net (*not* WFS) I am redirected to http://www.hogtied.com (*not* WFS, to say the least).

Lynne: From your reply in the previous thread it looks as though you aren't expecting this so I'm worried this is an attack of some sort. Ask the tech people to check your configuration If no-one on your end set this up, either intentionally or by accident, then your site has been comprimised in some way. At that point you will need to change your admin passwords and scrub the site for any backdoors/malware. You should also think about resetting member passwords if there is any risk of them being accessed.

I hope everything is all right and this is just a practical joke by your administrators and that the ********* people haven't hacked in.
Laurion is either a dunce or a @fit sock puppet. Nice cover story for @fit to use.

IGx blamed for the fake hacking of @fit in 5,4,3,2,.....
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Actually I rather enjoyed the redirect. Thanks Admin for finding a quality site for all of us to enjoy. It plays well on the iphone for travel also. So, what led you there in the first place?
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Batboy2/75 wrote:
Laurion is either a dunce or a @fit sock puppet. Nice cover story for @fit to use.

IGx blamed for the fake hacking of @fit in 5,4,3,2,.....
No need for a countdown: she beat you to it: http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=53931
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I'm sure there are no links on our site redirecting to bad places; I guess you must mean that there are bad places redirecting you to porn sites. Sorry to hear that - you have to be careful on the internet!
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And as quick as she locks a thread on this, someone dares ask about it again:
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=53942
Why is it so hard for X-fit admins to be straightforward and honest? Just say:

It's true. We made sure links from ***, which is obscene and unremittingly hateful, went to porn sites. Surely no one who visits *** will be the least surprised or distressed to arrive in the land of bondage. Anyone suggesting he is upset by what happened is disingeunous. Your friends at x-fit.

Instead you'll get all phony and coy. That's weak.

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Shit! my little guy on @fit turned blue. Does that mean I am fucked?
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tough old man wrote:Shit! my little guy on @fit turned blue. Does that mean I am fucked?
you're in the queue to be fucked. Right now you're being "moderated". :axe:


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The funniest part is the absurd passive-aggressiveness of Lyn Pitts trying to "punish" Cultfitters who visit the Garm by redirecting links to what are, for me, "Favorites."

Pitts: "See what happens Cultfitters when you stray from the safety of the herd?? Tut tut!"
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Anyway, what's the horizon for Berry's suicide watch? Who's on that?
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protobuilder wrote:Anyway, what's the horizon for Berry's suicide watch? Who's on that?
I'm wondering the same thing. Was the heat too much for our fat philosopher? Who could ever fill those shoes? I've been looking for the promised web site, but nothing yet. I picture him deep in the bunker, Costco size bag of almonds and beef jerky at his side, preparing for the launch. I will keep an eye out.

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What I love is that the sheep complained about the redirect and outed themselves as lurking at IGX.

Fucking morons.
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I still wanna see someone drive an elbow or two thru a knee...

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If somebody honestly did today's workout, that's impressive. 135 for 15 thrusters followed by a 400 (strangely familiar workout) is serious business. Doing it five times is stunning. My athletes can do three 400s in a day, not in a workout. (Like a track meet)

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