The couch thread
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Shafpocalypse Now »
Unfortunately, those who elect to participate often are sub-par performers, rarely even eliciting a LOL out of an incredibly fucked up T2doubleought.
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Re: The couch thread
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Dig the faggot with the metrosexual glasses...Don't be scared or worried, those boobies were made for touching.

You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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The LULZ come from the active @Fitters. The shit they do to themselves in the name of advancing the science of faggotry will always be awesome.Shafpocalypse Now wrote: Unfortunately, those who elect to participate often are sub-par performers, rarely even eliciting a LOL out of an incredibly fucked up T2doubleought.

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Re: The couch thread
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You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Re: The couch thread
Post by JamesonBushmill »
"I'm definitely down to only one @ss. And, it's a pretty nice one....
Dude, I have ZERO aesthetic-based fitness goals. I have the goal of lifting really heavy crap really quickly. And, because I work my @ss off and eat right and - MOST IMPORTANTLY - have really good genetics working in my favor...my body is pretty freaking ridiculous.
Everything I wear, or don't wear, to workout in is distracting. Trust me.
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Well all I know is I look good and I'm a total bad *** in the gym...just saying.
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On a thread devoted to the supposed arrogance of crossfitters, and posted without the slightest hint of irony or self awareness.
I will do my Christian duty and explain it to them, spelling it out so they can understand why they are hated and mocked. When people comment on your hotness, it is okay, when you comment on your own hotness, it is obnoxious and arrogant. Unless you are Ric Flair.
And it helps if you are, you know, actually hot, if you claim to be. Funny how you never see the ACTUAL hot broads there clucking about themselves in this conceited fashion. Goes to show, hot chicks know how hot there are, and it is redundant to yap about. Chicks with giant Jew beaks, who look like they should be on a bottle of Old Crow or perched on a telephone wire with Heckle and Jeckle...well...
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"being a pussy".
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Re: The couch thread
Post by WildGorillaMan »
Don't forget the anticipation they feel at maybe being mentioned by name, or having their pic posted.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:You have to figure that there is a significant population of XFers who are on IGx because it's interesting, with dynamic and evolving discussions about the topics that actually matter to them.
@fit Attention Whore wrote:"Guys! Guys! They're talking about me!"
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She is a sturdy little thing, isn't she?Jezebel Jones wrote:
Ithick girls, especially in lifting belts. Purrrrrrr.
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=D> =D> =D>JamesonBushmill wrote:Goes to show, hot chicks know how hot there are, and it is redundant to yap about. Chicks with giant Jew beaks, who look like they should be on a bottle of Old Crow or perched on a telephone wire with Heckle and Jeckle...well...
They do love to crow about lifting REALLY HEAVY SHIT ... but they never quite manage to capture such feats on camera.

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Re: The couch thread
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The Gorilla's personal favorite this week:








Ms. Cohen exposes herself on the C2 boards, too:

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Re: The couch thread
Post by Paddy O'Furniture »
Go find some new material!
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Re: The couch thread
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Grandpa's Spells »

LOL at @fitters taking pictures of @fitters taking pictures of @fitters.
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He said his success is directly tied to how much he drinks, and he's VERY successful, so you do the math.

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Re: The couch thread
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She has a delicious "hot librarian" quality about her.Yes I Have Balls wrote:
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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