The couch thread
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Yes he is. He's a bad ass.Croatoa wrote:Is Anthony Bainbridge still an affiliate?
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His mom drank a case of Pabst and smoked 4 packs of Winstons the day before he was born.Kazuya Mishima wrote:A little bit of andro, and a little bit of WTF.
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Sorry I haven't been contributing but Rant stalked me, hit me with some chloroform and had me tied up in his mom's basement. I had to fight my way out with his Han Solo light saber and ride away on his "my lil' pony" tricycle. Good thing he didnt rape me...as far as I can tell.
I must say I am impressed with the recent offerings, Andro Friday has become an institution. Like this thread has become an institution for faggot ex-douchefitters that are angry they could not service teh couch's cock.
Monkey,T200 and Patty O your Andro contributions are top notch.
I must say I am impressed with the recent offerings, Andro Friday has become an institution. Like this thread has become an institution for faggot ex-douchefitters that are angry they could not service teh couch's cock.
Monkey,T200 and Patty O your Andro contributions are top notch.
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They have a fucking DJ - at a workout - in the gym.Beelzebub wrote:So thick...
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:They have a fucking DJ - at a workout - in the gym.Beelzebub wrote:So thick...
You days are numbered my friend.
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Could a case be made for the type of exercise that DeDe was doing actually caused her aneurysm over time?
Extreme exercise has been shown to increase plasma cortisol levels to nearly that of Cushing's Syndrome.
Besides what this means for the idiot couches having pregnant women doing @F up until they drop the baby (lawyers lining up for that one)...
What happens to a body, human or animal, exposed to long-term high levels of cortisol?
Aortic arch aneurysm with dissection in Cushing syndrome
Increased cortisol levels are the likely reason why @Fers' joints seem to feel so good during the initial "honeymoon" phase. Cortisol is the body's most potent anti-inflammatory, so they feel better (so exhilarated!
), they get hooked, and later the cortisol production starts to peeter out. Hence the injury forum.
The "potent neuroendocrine response" that @ssman talks about may just bite him in the ass. How's the RRG again?
Extreme exercise has been shown to increase plasma cortisol levels to nearly that of Cushing's Syndrome.
Cushing’s syndrome is a hormonal disorder caused by prolonged exposure of the body’s tissues to high levels of the hormone cortisol.
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One of cortisol’s most important jobs is to help the body respond to stress. For this reason, women in their last 3 months of pregnancy and highly trained athletes normally have high levels of the hormone.
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What happens to a body, human or animal, exposed to long-term high levels of cortisol?
Aortic arch aneurysm with dissection in Cushing syndrome
For those who want to read another study: Hydrocortisone Rapidly Induces Aortic Rupture in a Genetically Susceptible Mouse. Hydrocortisone is basically cortisol, for all intents and purposes.Cushing syndrome is caused by glucocorticoid excess and has been known as a risk factor for dissecting aortic aneurysm.
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On the other hand, Steffee and Snell3 have reported that dissecting aortic aneurysm is produced in hamsters by cortisone acetate. In the media of the aorta adjacent to cortisone-induced dissecting aneurysm in hamsters, Valigorsky4 has demonstrated the occurrence of cellular metaplastic transformation of smooth muscle cells to fibroblast-like cells. It is suggested that hypercortisolemia in Cushing syndrome affects the aortic smooth muscle cells and produces a dissecting aortic aneurysm.
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The aortic lesions of the present patient with Cushing syndrome suggest that the development of nondissecting true aortic aneurysm, aortic dissection, or both might be related to increased plasma glucocorticoid levels in human subjects, as well as in experimental animals.
Increased cortisol levels are the likely reason why @Fers' joints seem to feel so good during the initial "honeymoon" phase. Cortisol is the body's most potent anti-inflammatory, so they feel better (so exhilarated!
), they get hooked, and later the cortisol production starts to peeter out. Hence the injury forum.The "potent neuroendocrine response" that @ssman talks about may just bite him in the ass. How's the RRG again?
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Like ensuring your knees track your toes, the chick seems rightly concerned that his testicles track his eyes.Kazuya Mishima wrote:A little bit of andro, and a little bit of WTF.
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Wow, I go and fix a broken washing machine and you guys go crazy. Well done.
So many contenders, and it was a hard choice, but I think this one is the Gorilla's pic of the day:
So many contenders, and it was a hard choice, but I think this one is the Gorilla's pic of the day:
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Re: The couch thread
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Her pussy is eating those shorts, no doubt.
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The andro broad on the right is extra nasty.Thud wrote:Like ensuring your knees track your toes, the chick seems rightly concerned that his testicles track his eyes.Kazuya Mishima wrote:A little bit of andro, and a little bit of WTF.
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