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wow, so their power output really is off the chart!
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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HAHAHA.

That's some shit right there.

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LOL. Good going The Nightman =D>
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Jesus Fucking Christ.

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When Glenn and I decided to embrace Westside methodology we approached it from the perspective of making our athletes stonger and there's no doubt that that is happening. However the a very important side benefit of going"Westside" and buying a lot of the equipment Louie Simmons uses is from a rehab point of view. We have several athletes here who are dealing with injuries both old and new. Two pieces of equipment in particular and the Westside methodology are proving very helpful in this regard. The Reverse Hyper (Louie Simmons created it to rehab his broken back) and the Monolift(a staple of power lifting gyms that makes heavy squatting much safer) are helping heal our atlhetes. If you have ever dealt with lower back pain,disc issues or just a weak posterior chain then these pieces of equipment can prove indespensable. Pictured below is John Mcdermott using Louies overspeed eccentric principles in conjuction with the Monolift to help strengthen his posterior chain and just get stronger in general.
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I just threw up in my mouth. I blame Wendler and Tate. They sold them the monolift and they took the order. I am all for someone making money off of these fit-tards but someone has to have some ethics.

When the order came through and the shipping was to @fit relentless @ 1 asshole drive, do you think they just looked at each and laughed? Set fire to the building? Or cried and held each other?

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The Gorilla didn't manage to round up as many azn Andro Broads as he planned. The Gorilla hopes this meager offering is satisfactory, at least as a first installment for Mr. John.


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An oldie but a goodie
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And on with the show:

Today's WOD, self-cutting for time:
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Mmm...crazy eyed cougar
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Nice snatch, honey, but you're arm bend is early
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Picture is shaky because it was taken with one hand
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The Gorilla both loves and advocates the @fit swing technique. It's like telling broads "did you know that men can't touch their elbows behind their backs but women can?"
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An ass that can crack walnuts
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@fit New England is teh epicenter of gristly andro broads on the east coast.
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Let's hear it for Icelandic Andro:
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uh oh
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Gristly cougar with crazy eyes and bedhead FTW!
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Thank you WGM.

I'm sure there are dozens of azn girl x-fitters who would love to make the IGX.
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Outstanding effort WGW
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Beelzebub wrote: I just threw up in my mouth. I blame Wendler and Tate. They sold them the monolift and they took the order. I am all for someone making money off of these fit-tards but someone has to have some ethics.

When the order came through and the shipping was to @fit relentless @ 1 asshole drive, do you think they just looked at each and laughed? Set fire to the building? Or cried and held each other?

http://www.flexcart.com/members/eliteft ... D&pid=2648
Good for Wendler and Tate. This is no different from selling exotic sportscars to shitty driving douchenozzles whose only qualification is being able to afford one. The guys at Elite have bills to pay, you know.
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And thanks for the props. Andro Friday gets easier to compile every week as more and more @filiates get on board.
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I love you Gorilla!

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WildGorillaMan wrote:And thanks for the props. Andro Friday gets easier to compile every week as more and more @filiates get on board.
You should make up "Official IGX Andro-Friday Chick" shirts on zazzle or cafe-press. I bet you'd make a fortune. Just be sure to choose the right shirt . . . oh screw that, print bikinis instead. Then you'd have a brand that will sell itself and you'd be sure to collect a landslide of photos. Which, of course, means publication, maybe a calendar, maybe just its very own blog. You have your own cult now, better start exploiting it for monetary gain.
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syaigh wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:And thanks for the props. Andro Friday gets easier to compile every week as more and more @filiates get on board.
You should make up "Official IGX Andro-Friday Chick" shirts on zazzle or cafe-press. I bet you'd make a fortune. Just be sure to choose the right shirt . . . oh screw that, print bikinis instead. Then you'd have a brand that will sell itself and you'd be sure to collect a landslide of photos. Which, of course, means publication, maybe a calendar, maybe just its very own blog. You have your own cult now, better start exploiting it for monetary gain.
Like this, you mean?

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Like this, you mean?

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/
=D> =D> =D>

Brilliant.
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syaigh wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Like this, you mean?

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/
=D> =D> =D>

Brilliant.
I second that! =D> =D> =D>
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Alright, WGM. I know it's tough to post fresh pics of Andro broads every day but if you want to make money off of it, you have to work for it. I'm sick of seeing all my old posts recycled over and over on your blog.

Go find some new material!
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Holy Fucking Shit, Paddy! You are a Hero of the New World.
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Seriously. How the fuck can these people focus on training when there's always some faggot with a camera in their faces?
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Croatoa wrote:Seriously. How the fuck can these people focus on training when there's always some faggot with a camera in their faces?
The camera is the MOST important part of the workout.

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Capturing each WOD with dozens of still images and megabytes of video is a modal domain that all other so called exercise protocols sadly neglect.
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When's the next photography cert?
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Jesus Fucking Christ.

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There's a humorous 'thread' on outlawpowerlifting.com about this. Can't direct link it but its called "AJ and Other Westsiders: You are to Blame."
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Very Rant like Rant
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