The couch thread
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wow, so their power output really is off the chart!
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?


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HAHAHA.
That's some shit right there.
That's some shit right there.
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Re: The couch thread
LOL. Good going The Nightman =D>
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


Re: The couch thread
I just threw up in my mouth. I blame Wendler and Tate. They sold them the monolift and they took the order. I am all for someone making money off of these fit-tards but someone has to have some ethics.WildGorillaMan wrote:Jesus Fucking Christ.
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When the order came through and the shipping was to @fit relentless @ 1 asshole drive, do you think they just looked at each and laughed? Set fire to the building? Or cried and held each other?
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Re: The couch thread
The Gorilla didn't manage to round up as many azn Andro Broads as he planned. The Gorilla hopes this meager offering is satisfactory, at least as a first installment for Mr. John.
Just for Gary

An oldie but a goodie


And on with the show:
Today's WOD, self-cutting for time:


Mmm...crazy eyed cougar



Nice snatch, honey, but you're arm bend is early



Picture is shaky because it was taken with one hand










The Gorilla both loves and advocates the @fit swing technique. It's like telling broads "did you know that men can't touch their elbows behind their backs but women can?"




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@fit New England is teh epicenter of gristly andro broads on the east coast.














Let's hear it for Icelandic Andro:



uh oh
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http://crossfitthunder.com/wp-content/u ... C_0995.jpg
http://crossfitthunder.com/wp-content/u ... C_0465.jpg
http://www.crossfitedmonton.ca/wp-conte ... ockout.jpg
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http://crossfitsparta.com/wp-content/ga ... c04405.jpg
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Gristly cougar with crazy eyes and bedhead FTW!
http://crossfitsparta.com/wp-content/ga ... c04273.jpg
http://crossfitsparta.com/wp-content/ga ... c04276.jpg
Don't forget to kegel as you put the bar overhead.
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Yes, but if The Gorilla raised his standards he wouldn't be drinking tequila and hitting on you at all.
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Just for Gary

An oldie but a goodie


And on with the show:
Today's WOD, self-cutting for time:


Mmm...crazy eyed cougar

Nice snatch, honey, but you're arm bend is early



Picture is shaky because it was taken with one hand







The Gorilla both loves and advocates the @fit swing technique. It's like telling broads "did you know that men can't touch their elbows behind their backs but women can?"




An ass that can crack walnuts

@fit New England is teh epicenter of gristly andro broads on the east coast.














Let's hear it for Icelandic Andro:



uh oh
http://games2010.crossfit.com/static/im ... Sect_2.jpg
http://crossfitthunder.com/wp-content/u ... C_0995.jpg
http://crossfitthunder.com/wp-content/u ... C_0465.jpg
http://www.crossfitedmonton.ca/wp-conte ... ockout.jpg
http://crossfitsparta.com/wp-content/ga ... c04216.jpg
http://crossfitsparta.com/wp-content/ga ... c04370.jpg
http://crossfitsparta.com/wp-content/ga ... c04359.jpg
http://crossfitsparta.com/wp-content/ga ... c04405.jpg
http://crossfitsparta.com/wp-content/ga ... c04397.jpg
http://crossfitsparta.com/wp-content/ga ... c04482.jpg
http://crossfitsparta.com/wp-content/ga ... c04253.jpg
Gristly cougar with crazy eyes and bedhead FTW!
http://crossfitsparta.com/wp-content/ga ... c04273.jpg
http://crossfitsparta.com/wp-content/ga ... c04276.jpg
Don't forget to kegel as you put the bar overhead.
http://crossfitsparta.com/wp-content/ga ... c04278.jpg
http://crossfitsparta.com/wp-content/ga ... c04341.jpg
Yes, but if The Gorilla raised his standards he wouldn't be drinking tequila and hitting on you at all.
http://crossfitkitchener.files.wordpres ... se-035.jpg
Re: The couch thread
Thank you WGM.
I'm sure there are dozens of azn girl x-fitters who would love to make the IGX.
Make sure your affilicate posts your pictures.
I'm sure there are dozens of azn girl x-fitters who would love to make the IGX.
Make sure your affilicate posts your pictures.

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Good for Wendler and Tate. This is no different from selling exotic sportscars to shitty driving douchenozzles whose only qualification is being able to afford one. The guys at Elite have bills to pay, you know.Beelzebub wrote: I just threw up in my mouth. I blame Wendler and Tate. They sold them the monolift and they took the order. I am all for someone making money off of these fit-tards but someone has to have some ethics.
When the order came through and the shipping was to @fit relentless @ 1 asshole drive, do you think they just looked at each and laughed? Set fire to the building? Or cried and held each other?
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And thanks for the props. Andro Friday gets easier to compile every week as more and more @filiates get on board.
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I love you Gorilla!
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You should make up "Official IGX Andro-Friday Chick" shirts on zazzle or cafe-press. I bet you'd make a fortune. Just be sure to choose the right shirt . . . oh screw that, print bikinis instead. Then you'd have a brand that will sell itself and you'd be sure to collect a landslide of photos. Which, of course, means publication, maybe a calendar, maybe just its very own blog. You have your own cult now, better start exploiting it for monetary gain.WildGorillaMan wrote:And thanks for the props. Andro Friday gets easier to compile every week as more and more @filiates get on board.
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Like this, you mean?syaigh wrote:You should make up "Official IGX Andro-Friday Chick" shirts on zazzle or cafe-press. I bet you'd make a fortune. Just be sure to choose the right shirt . . . oh screw that, print bikinis instead. Then you'd have a brand that will sell itself and you'd be sure to collect a landslide of photos. Which, of course, means publication, maybe a calendar, maybe just its very own blog. You have your own cult now, better start exploiting it for monetary gain.WildGorillaMan wrote:And thanks for the props. Andro Friday gets easier to compile every week as more and more @filiates get on board.
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I second that! =D> =D> =D>syaigh wrote:=D> =D> =D>
Brilliant.
The cool thing about training is that becoming more sexy is just a side effect........
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Alright, WGM. I know it's tough to post fresh pics of Andro broads every day but if you want to make money off of it, you have to work for it. I'm sick of seeing all my old posts recycled over and over on your blog.
Go find some new material!
Go find some new material!
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Holy Fucking Shit, Paddy! You are a Hero of the New World.
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Thanks freddy c.
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Re: The couch thread
Seriously. How the fuck can these people focus on training when there's always some faggot with a camera in their faces?

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The camera is the MOST important part of the workout.Croatoa wrote:Seriously. How the fuck can these people focus on training when there's always some faggot with a camera in their faces?
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Capturing each WOD with dozens of still images and megabytes of video is a modal domain that all other so called exercise protocols sadly neglect.
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When's the next photography cert?
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Re: The couch thread
There's a humorous 'thread' on outlawpowerlifting.com about this. Can't direct link it but its called "AJ and Other Westsiders: You are to Blame."
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Re: The couch thread
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