The couch thread

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Re: The couch thread

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1) Definitely

2) No

3) NO!

4) I'm not into dudes.

5) No, but wouldn't refuse a handy.
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Yeah, #1 gets my vote as well. Nice boobies. Wouldn't touch the other four with a barge pole.
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Could we make a rule you can only rate the women posted, if you have had sex with the female gender of any species?
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That would certainly cut down on posts from the numb-nuts @Fit apostates.

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It's another Androgen Friday, a spectacle of eleet pageantry that outshines even the beloved @fit Gaymes

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Three cheers for sideboob
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Fantastic stemmage
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These ladies sure know how to double team the pole
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This bears repeating:
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Even better, the Andro Friday blog got a huge surge in traffic this morning even before I had roused from my slumber to post today's installments PLUS the bonus material. Check it out through the link in my sig if you haven't already.
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Them's some gristly womens.
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Stupid idiots dont know how to do log PT! line up by height so everyone carries thier fair share.
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Alright, WGM. I know it's tough to post fresh pics of Andro broads every day but if you want to make money off of it, you have to work for it. I'm sick of seeing all my old posts recycled over and over on your blog.

Go find some new material!
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=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Outstanding work Paddy.

You too WGM.
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Paddy, will you marry me? (no homo)

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You're the gawd damn King of the Beasts, Paddy.


=D> x a bazillion.
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Lame ass captions...as usual.

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I just watched the new vid from Grayskull and laughed when I saw the trainees squatting higher than they do at a fully geared up IPA meet or is it the SPF now?

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I just watched the new vid from Grayskull and laughed when I saw the trainees squatting higher than they do at a fully geared up IPA meet or is it the SPF now?
Coincidentally, I happened to spot an @fitter doing Cindy (is that the one with the 5 pull ups, 10 push ups, 15 squats on the minute?) at the cross-pull station (except he was doing 3, 6, 9). He had 3 25# plates and a upended dumbbell he used for squat depth. Barely got to parallel. Kinda funny.
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Just found this gem on the boards:

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=58226

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This photograph oozes Canadian Mist and irresponsibility. Like.
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Somebody's gettin' hit.

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kreator wrote:Just found this gem on the boards:

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=58226
Rant might be onto something.
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Re: The couch thread

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Patty you have taken this to a new level.
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Blame it on the a-a-a-a-alco-hol...total hearsay from a little birdie.
So apparently Glassman and Lauren are now living in separate houses on the same street. Lauren weighs about 98 lbs. Glassman is living with his nephew and was sharing Lisa Lugo with him. The Glassman pad is a total shithole with hardly any furniture and covered in alcohol containers and fast food trash. He has computers all over the place that are continuously open to IGx, Robb's, Everett's,Rut's, etc. websites.

Completely losing his mind.
I hear actually exercising is an incredible anti-depressant. As is actually leaving the fucking house and getting some sun.


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The important thing is that alcohol makes Couch affable. Nothing is more important than affability.
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Just in case you haven’t heard yet, there is now a test to get a level one certification. It’s 50 multiple choice questions, but isn’t a walk in the park. I’ve worked 2 certs with the test and both have had about a 75% pass rating. All current level one trainers need to take the test to keep their certification up to date. You can sign up on crossfit.com for the “test only” and show on day two of the cert at 3:30p to take the test.
25% of these morons can't pass a 50 question multiple choice test. I wonder what the retest policy is?
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