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Quack Attack wrote:Blame it on the a-a-a-a-alco-hol...total hearsay from a little birdie.I hear actually exercising is an incredible anti-depressant. As is actually leaving the fucking house and getting some sun.So apparently Glassman and Lauren are now living in separate houses on the same street. Lauren weighs about 98 lbs. Glassman is living with his nephew and was sharing Lisa Lugo with him. The Glassman pad is a total shithole with hardly any furniture and covered in alcohol containers and fast food trash. He has computers all over the place that are continuously open to IGx, Robb's, Everett's,Rut's, etc. websites.
Completely losing his mind.
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I admire the dedication it takes to actually open up an @fit affiliate for the purpose of openly trolling in plain sight. Their dedication to comedy gold is without peer.Because of its unique qualities, CrossFit attracts real people. Once you’ve met real people, the fakes start to make you throw up in your mouth. That’s not to say you have to be a CrossFitter to be real. No, no, no. But CrossFitters are inevitably drawn from society’s pool of real people. Shared suffering in the pursuit of a goal also creates strong social bonds. This happens in many situations of prolonged physical training, and CrossFit is no exception. CrossFitters share suffering each day in their pursuit of excellence during the WOD. These factors create a culture that values camaraderie and transparency. We know that any experiences we share with our fellow CrossFitters are genuinely real, and this is something to be highly prized. Our world is filled with fakes of every manner, because being fake is easy and supports an ego. Being real is difficult, and necessarily keeps ego in check.
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Ummmmm.... OK! What evah the cooch says, it's just gotta be the truth.Like Greg Glassmen says Crossfit tends to weed out the losers of society
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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You hafta read between the lines. True wise men never fully reveal their thoughts in their words.Crust Bucket wrote:Ummmmm.... OK! What evah the cooch says, it's just gotta be the truth.Like Greg Glassmen says Crossfit tends to weed the losers out of society and bring them into their fold. Losers are easier to brainwash.
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Fat? You must drink Wild Irish Rose and jack off to Amy Winehouse pics. Is ANYC the hottest chick around? Maybe not. Attention whore? Definitely. But she has a body built for sin and she'll suck the chrome off a bumper. You could do much, much worse.CultBuster wrote:fatt.jpgShe is porking up. B-Boi turned 33 and decided this is the time to drop the mohawk. Maybe he is looking for a GF that is a bit leaner ?
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Yah, you could have to actually listen to her speak.Gin Master wrote:Fat? You must drink Wild Irish Rose and jack off to Amy Winehouse pics. Is ANYC the hottest chick around? Maybe not. Attention whore? Definitely. But she has a body built for sin and she'll suck the chrome off a bumper. You could do much, much worse.CultBuster wrote:fatt.jpgShe is porking up. B-Boi turned 33 and decided this is the time to drop the mohawk. Maybe he is looking for a GF that is a bit leaner ?
BTW, did Bboy drop the Tren or did he have his arms liposucked?


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I heard he got off the gear. The results are self evident.Neandraphuck wrote:Yah, you could have to actually listen to her speak.Gin Master wrote:Fat? You must drink Wild Irish Rose and jack off to Amy Winehouse pics. Is ANYC the hottest chick around? Maybe not. Attention whore? Definitely. But she has a body built for sin and she'll suck the chrome off a bumper. You could do much, much worse.CultBuster wrote:fatt.jpgShe is porking up. B-Boi turned 33 and decided this is the time to drop the mohawk. Maybe he is looking for a GF that is a bit leaner ?
BTW, did Bboy drop the Tren or did he have his arms liposucked?
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^^ This
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Is he making a Creed video?Neandraphuck wrote:
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Not necessarily standard among users, I wouldn't think.Thud wrote:I never knew the effects of dejuicing were so rapid. Really makes one wonder, what's the point.
Steroids + CrossFit - Steroids = CrossFit, and losing muscle is standard on that program. I'm sure he'll get thinner.
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Reminds me of what David Lee Roth said: "I used to have a drug problem. Then I became rich enough to afford them."
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I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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According to my sources now that he has a gym the heat is off in terms of maintaining the CF aesthetic. He is now a couch and can let himself go like his mentor. So there may be a health concern in terms of being on the gear long term. He might have a hard time getting it up for Barkey while on juice cocktails. Who really knows.WildGorillaMan wrote:So is he off because of a health scare, or because he's broke?
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You have been viewing way too many andro pics and like WGM you are developing preferences for sinewy guys over women. She is just right. As a matter of fact she could do with a bit more junk in the trunk and jiggle in the wiggle. You my friend have simply become a kweer.CultBuster wrote:fatt.jpgShe is porking up. B-Boi turned 33 and decided this is the time to drop the mohawk. Maybe he is looking for a GF that is a bit leaner ?
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The Real Rant wrote:You have been viewing way too many andro pics and like WGM you are developing preferences for sinewy guys over women. She is just right. As a matter of fact she could do with a bit more junk in the trunk and jiggle in the wiggle. You my friend have simply become a kweer.CultBuster wrote:fatt.jpgShe is porking up. B-Boi turned 33 and decided this is the time to drop the mohawk. Maybe he is looking for a GF that is a bit leaner ?
I hate to agree with Rant but ANYC is one of the few crossfitters who still looks like a Woman. Perfect IMO. Once she's squeezed out a pup or two she'll be even softer and more eager...Even better.
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On May 6th, I was feeling very tired. I rested most of the day until it was time to go to the gym. I was debating if I should work out of not. I started late in the class and with Seth, a friend, decided we would split the workout. The workout was "Jackie" (row 1000m, 50 thrusters with a 45# bar and 30 pull-ups); Seth wore a 40# weighted vest to complete the workout "prego." We divided the workout in half; I would row the first 500 Meters and he would row the last 500 Meters. When he finished rowing I would do 25 thrusters and so forth until we were done with the workout. Well, I was about 400m into my row when all of a sudden this "gush" happened. I immediately stopped rowing and looked around, everyone asked what was wrong to which I responded "I have to pee". I closed my eyes and just hoped there wasn't anything on the seat. Thankfully Seth hopped on the rower and there wasn't anything there (I am also thankful I had black pants on)! I went to the restroom where my "pee" wasn't normal, it was somewhat green. I had a decision to make, I could either tell everyone my water broke or I could finish the workout. I was concerned to tell everyone my water broke because I didn't want another false alarm or for DJ to miss work. So, I walked out of the bathroom, went to the mirror, checked to see if anyone else could see my pants were wet down to my thighs AND I FINISHED MY WORKOUT! I finished the 25 thrusters and 15 pull-ups watching everyone to see if they could notice. After my workout I told everyone that I was having pressure and felt I should go home and was hoping they could cover class. They all said it was fine, so I went home.

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