WildGorillaMan wrote:It's a super-sized Androgen Friday this week, in honor of the 4th of July.
=D> times a million
Must get more details on that dark-haired beauty.
WildGorillaMan wrote:
This one reminds me of that Tom and Jerry cartoon where Tom lifts a shitload of weight above his head and just after getting the weight up, he turns stiff from the weight and falls to the side, causing the plates to smush him. Jerry repeats this with tomatoes.
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.
friedquads wrote:I guess B Mac N Cheeze needs to know who at IGx is mocking his "eleet-ness"
Not necessarily. My own site got infected by crap like this. Wasn't hard to get off. Dude needs a better password for his back end.
Agreed, bendover is just too ez.
I don't think you realize the depths of Jezzy's sexual greed~ EZ
Big, strong men (preferably in kilts) are my lesbian kryptonite~Jez
the right kind of male can make Jezzy's reproductive instinct overcome her preference for black vagina~Gary
That truly is a miracle sports bra. Or else she made a deal with the devil to get tits like that. ABW likes!
"I also think training like a Navy S.E.A.L. is stupid for the average person. I would say PT like an infantry unit, run, body weight stuff, hump a little, a little weights and enjoy life if you are not training for specifics." -tough old man
I hate that cunt B-Mack. My asshole neighbor is "joe @fit" and ran a 5 hour marathon and is proud ofe he never had to log all the miles. IT TOOK HIN FIVE FUCKING HOURS! That isn't baout elite, it is about sucking ass! Wendler could do 5 hours and then beat your ass
CultBuster wrote:I hate that cunt B-Mack. My asshole neighbor is "joe @fit" and ran a 5 hour marathon and is proud ofe he never had to log all the miles. IT TOOK HIN FIVE FUCKING HOURS! That isn't baout elite, it is about sucking ass! Wendler could do 5 hours and then beat your ass
I am praying that on B Mac N Cheeze's little 41 mile one-man race in Death Valley that he drops out in the middle of it. But knowing him, he'll write up some pathetic excuse for his performance saying that he failed but his method is still the best in the fucking world, similar to what his partner Methcalves wrote up after he dropped out of the Javalina 100.
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.
This "Fittest Man/Woman in the World" shit is pretty maddening. I don't expect agreement here but in my opinion if you're going to apply that in a generalist fashion then some type of running prowess has to be a part of the equation. What kind of times are some of the supposed elite @fitters running for a 5K?
My asshole neighbor is "joe @fit" and ran a 5 hour marathon and is proud ofe he never had to log all the miles. IT TOOK HIN FIVE FUCKING HOURS! That isn't baout elite, it is about sucking ass! Wendler could do 5 hours and then beat your ass
11 minute + mile pace? Thats walking.
"I am the author of my own misfortune, I don't need a ghost writer" - Ian Dury
Shapecharge wrote:This "Fittest Man/Woman in the World" shit is pretty maddening. I don't expect agreement here but in my opinion if you're going to apply that in a generalist fashion then some type of running prowess has to be a part of the equation. What kind of times are some of the supposed elite @fitters running for a 5K?
Do they get a bronzed statue of couch as a trophy?
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
My asshole neighbor is "joe @fit" and ran a 5 hour marathon and is proud ofe he never had to log all the miles. IT TOOK HIN FIVE FUCKING HOURS! That isn't baout elite, it is about sucking ass! Wendler could do 5 hours and then beat your ass
11 minute + mile pace? Thats walking.
Yep and that is shit NOT to brag about.
The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:This "Fittest Man/Woman in the World" shit is pretty maddening. I don't expect agreement here but in my opinion if you're going to apply that in a generalist fashion then some type of running prowess has to be a part of the equation. What kind of times are some of the supposed elite @fitters running for a 5K?
Do they get a bronzed statue of couch as a trophy?
I thought they had one already?
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Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.
That truly is a miracle sports bra. Or else she made a deal with the devil to get tits like that. ABW likes!
ABW. It's called jumping. It does magickal things to tits when the camera is snapped at the right time.
That along with the fact that the tits in question look securely bolted on.
Bolted on is my guess. I still like!
"I also think training like a Navy S.E.A.L. is stupid for the average person. I would say PT like an infantry unit, run, body weight stuff, hump a little, a little weights and enjoy life if you are not training for specifics." -tough old man
Abandoned by Wolves wrote:
That truly is a miracle sports bra. Or else she made a deal with the devil to get tits like that. ABW likes!
It was not the devil she made a deal with... Unless you consider the local plastic surgeon the devil? I would think he was Jesus though, making beautiful mammary glands grow where there had previously been none.
"I swear by my life and by my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine"
Shapecharge wrote:What kind of times are some of the supposed elite @fitters running for a 5K?
Apparently the average for the men's 'competitors' at the Gaymes is 19:44. Of course last years winner (Miko Salo), who is a very fit fucker who had hardly heard of @Fit before has these current stats:
Age 30
Height 5' 8"
Weight 175
Hometown Pori, Finland
Fran Time 02:12
Max Clean & Jerk 297
Max Snatch 220
Max Deadlift 539
Max Back Squat 418
Max Pullups 67
5K run time 17:34
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Are you kidding? They fucking love me. If I didn't exist, they would have invented me. It's sure not you cheap fuckers buying t-shirts.
I've thrown down the gauntlet on Facebook, and am looking forward to a group photo from the Games of andro broads in WGM shirts sandwiching Couch between them.
Is seems that just yesterday I was called a "Supplement Whore" from a certain individual at a certain modality based fitness site. Ah. You see, "Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad" will end up meaning "Two Legs Better."
Animal Farm reference, of course. Animal House reference later...