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This one reminds me of that Tom and Jerry cartoon where Tom lifts a shitload of weight above his head and just after getting the weight up, he turns stiff from the weight and falls to the side, causing the plates to smush him. Jerry repeats this with tomatoes.
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I guess B Mac N Cheeze needs to know who at IGx is mocking his "eleet-ness"
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Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.


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friedquads wrote:I guess B Mac N Cheeze needs to know who at IGx is mocking his "eleet-ness"
Viruses, malware, and now, rhabdo. Computing just isn't safe anymore.


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friedquads wrote:I guess B Mac N Cheeze needs to know who at IGx is mocking his "eleet-ness"
Not necessarily. My own site got infected by crap like this. Wasn't hard to get off. Dude needs a better password for his back end.

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Quack Attack wrote:
friedquads wrote:I guess B Mac N Cheeze needs to know who at IGx is mocking his "eleet-ness"
Not necessarily. My own site got infected by crap like this. Wasn't hard to get off. Dude needs a better password for his back end.
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I hate that cunt B-Mack. My asshole neighbor is "joe @fit" and ran a 5 hour marathon and is proud ofe he never had to log all the miles. IT TOOK HIN FIVE FUCKING HOURS! That isn't baout elite, it is about sucking ass! Wendler could do 5 hours and then beat your ass

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Oh lookie, @Fit panders to another sponsor to rake in $$$$ and the rank and file are shitting bricks.

http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/07/sup ... l#comments

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CultBuster wrote:I hate that cunt B-Mack. My asshole neighbor is "joe @fit" and ran a 5 hour marathon and is proud ofe he never had to log all the miles. IT TOOK HIN FIVE FUCKING HOURS! That isn't baout elite, it is about sucking ass! Wendler could do 5 hours and then beat your ass
I am praying that on B Mac N Cheeze's little 41 mile one-man race in Death Valley that he drops out in the middle of it. But knowing him, he'll write up some pathetic excuse for his performance saying that he failed but his method is still the best in the fucking world, similar to what his partner Methcalves wrote up after he dropped out of the Javalina 100.
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.


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This "Fittest Man/Woman in the World" shit is pretty maddening. I don't expect agreement here but in my opinion if you're going to apply that in a generalist fashion then some type of running prowess has to be a part of the equation. What kind of times are some of the supposed elite @fitters running for a 5K?

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My asshole neighbor is "joe @fit" and ran a 5 hour marathon and is proud ofe he never had to log all the miles. IT TOOK HIN FIVE FUCKING HOURS! That isn't baout elite, it is about sucking ass! Wendler could do 5 hours and then beat your ass
11 minute + mile pace? Thats walking.
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Shapecharge wrote:This "Fittest Man/Woman in the World" shit is pretty maddening. I don't expect agreement here but in my opinion if you're going to apply that in a generalist fashion then some type of running prowess has to be a part of the equation. What kind of times are some of the supposed elite @fitters running for a 5K?
Do they get a bronzed statue of couch as a trophy?
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tough old man wrote:
My asshole neighbor is "joe @fit" and ran a 5 hour marathon and is proud ofe he never had to log all the miles. IT TOOK HIN FIVE FUCKING HOURS! That isn't baout elite, it is about sucking ass! Wendler could do 5 hours and then beat your ass
11 minute + mile pace? Thats walking.
Yep and that is shit NOT to brag about.
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Shapecharge wrote:This "Fittest Man/Woman in the World" shit is pretty maddening. I don't expect agreement here but in my opinion if you're going to apply that in a generalist fashion then some type of running prowess has to be a part of the equation. What kind of times are some of the supposed elite @fitters running for a 5K?
Do they get a bronzed statue of couch as a trophy?
I thought they had one already?
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Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.

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Screw couch and all their bullshit. There is only one true high holy absolute.

And WGM knows. Thanks for the love. I will save this to my cell and watch it until the battery dies.



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Who loves ya, Gary?
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Abandoned by Wolves wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
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That truly is a miracle sports bra. Or else she made a deal with the devil to get tits like that. ABW likes!
ABW. It's called jumping. It does magickal things to tits when the camera is snapped at the right time.

That along with the fact that the tits in question look securely bolted on. :JR:


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Quack Attack wrote:
Abandoned by Wolves wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
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That truly is a miracle sports bra. Or else she made a deal with the devil to get tits like that. ABW likes!
ABW. It's called jumping. It does magickal things to tits when the camera is snapped at the right time.

That along with the fact that the tits in question look securely bolted on. :JR:
Bolted on is my guess. I still like!
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Abandoned by Wolves wrote:
That truly is a miracle sports bra. Or else she made a deal with the devil to get tits like that. ABW likes!
It was not the devil she made a deal with... Unless you consider the local plastic surgeon the devil? I would think he was Jesus though, making beautiful mammary glands grow where there had previously been none.
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Crossfitters Revenge.
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Shapecharge wrote:What kind of times are some of the supposed elite @fitters running for a 5K?
Apparently the average for the men's 'competitors' at the Gaymes is 19:44. Of course last years winner (Miko Salo), who is a very fit fucker who had hardly heard of @Fit before has these current stats:

Age 30
Height 5' 8"
Weight 175
Hometown Pori, Finland
Fran Time 02:12
Max Clean & Jerk 297
Max Snatch 220
Max Deadlift 539
Max Back Squat 418
Max Pullups 67
5K run time 17:34
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tough old man wrote:Crossfitters Revenge.

Are you kidding? They fucking love me. If I didn't exist, they would have invented me. It's sure not you cheap fuckers buying t-shirts.

I've thrown down the gauntlet on Facebook, and am looking forward to a group photo from the Games of andro broads in WGM shirts sandwiching Couch between them.
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Is seems that just yesterday I was called a "Supplement Whore" from a certain individual at a certain modality based fitness site. Ah. You see, "Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad" will end up meaning "Two Legs Better."

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Oh lookie, @Fit panders to another sponsor to rake in $$$$ and the rank and file are shitting bricks.

http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/07/sup ... l#comments
For what it's worth, the Gorilla Nation has been mocking it also.
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WGM no offence.
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