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Allison is thinking:

“Hello, men, look at your lady, now back to me, now back at your lady, now back to me. Sadly, she isn’t me, but if she stopped sitting on her ass and wearing ratty old sweatpants and switched to Crossfit and Paleo, she could smell like she’s me and look like this. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a strip bar with the lady your lady could look like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s ....

You know this is going to end badly. :sperm:

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We don't care what Allison is thinking.
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in fact, it's probably best that we don't know what is or isn't going on in her head at all.
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John Strange wrote:Allison is thinking:

“Hello, men, look at your lady, now back to me, now back at your lady, now back to me. Sadly, she isn’t me, but if she stopped sitting on her ass and wearing ratty old sweatpants and switched to Crossfit and Paleo, she could smell like she’s me and look like this. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a strip bar with the lady your lady could look like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s ....

You know this is going to end badly. :sperm:
Right. Now go introduce yourself at P&B.

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Strong likelihood John Strange IS the first IGx outed fag.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Strong likelihood John Strange IS the first IGx outed fag.
Are you implying that his resident andro broad is strictly for show?


John, go introduce yourself on the FSF please.
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And it's Friday. the best day of the week.

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Here's what you can expect to see:

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And many, many more.

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Can't get my zipper down fast enough.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE...WOW!!!

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Can't get my zipper down fast enough.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE...WOW!!!

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coop wrote:Is it the gut hanging over the front of her pants, the trailer trash blonde hair, stripper clothes, 65lb front squat, or rape basement that's turning you on?
Yes.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Strong likelihood John Strange IS the first IGx outed fag.
Nah, just dumb enought to think that you'd appreciate the fine humor that is Old Spice man and think that an andro broad version of this:

http://www.youtube.com/user/oldspice?v= ... 5Qod5joPhA

would be awesome. Maybe the 'Couch Gordon's Gin' version would have been a bigger hit.

Off to the FSF.

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Do work.
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Fat Cat wrote:Image

Do work.

A fine throwback to the good old days when women looked female.
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coop wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Can't get my zipper down fast enough.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE...WOW!!!

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Is it the gut hanging over the front of her pants, the trailer trash blonde hair, stripper clothes, 65lb front squat, or rape basement that's turning you on?
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Can't get my zipper down fast enough.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE...WOW!!!

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JamesonBushmill wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Can't get my zipper down fast enough.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE...WOW!!!
That's a man, baby.
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Ed Zachary wrote:
JamesonBushmill wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Can't get my zipper down fast enough.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE...WOW!!!
That's a man, baby.
I know.
you want cunch and i should sponsor a ladyboy thread? a little out of my wheelhouse by i'm a good researcher.
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
JamesonBushmill wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Can't get my zipper down fast enough.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE...WOW!!!
That's a man, baby.
I know.
you want cunch and i should sponsor a ladyboy thread? a little out of my wheelhouse by i'm a good researcher.
LOL

Nah. Lord only knows how fast that kind of thread would go bad. I'll keep my pre-op tranny obsession to myself.

Big earls and skinny lady boys! It's just how I roll.

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Actually I prefer the thicker Brazillian pre-op tranny.
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Before they get deleted, games message board...
Yes Dave seems mad, putting on an event of this magnitude and being the only person who knows the WoDs ahead of time and the only one who answers all the questions on the WoDs has to be VERY stressful, plus I think he is known to be a bit of a hot head.
Also, you have never met Dave Castro, and I suggest you don't make it a goal to do so...remember the Black Box Summit? Prime example of who he is
Kent-In all honesty, my information source is the same as yours. I do know that a lot of well-respected HQ trainers suspiciously "resigned" afterwards. I should heed your advice about not judging persons based on internet information. I suppose I just find it hard to believe that Robb Wolf would make all that up, and have the other persons who were verbally attacked make that up and corroborate his story, and quit his job at HQ, which I am assuming was semi-lucrative. I think that HQ has developed a dangerous mentality that will eventually drive persons away from its organization rather than pull people in. The community as you mentioned earlier is driven by the persons who do Crossfit, not HQ. HQ is a business (a very lucrative one-see revenue for Level 1 Certs) that is modeled on having a hand in a lot of cookie jars. No matter what HQ does, the "spirit" of Crossfit will survive any poor decision making by HQ
BUT, I have to ask. Is it just me, or am I reading too much into what I have seen on previous interviews and what I am seeing this weekend? Is Dave Castro the wrong person to have representing Crossfit? He seems to be extremely cocky, a hot head, condescending, and full of himself. I could be wrong, and hope that I am. But please tell me that this guy isnt the public face of crossfit.

I agree about Castro, he is the "Dana White" of Crossfit. I think as the sport grows that may go away. I'm enjoying the commentary in between events from Everret and Sherwood. Either of those guys could take over for Castro as far as I'm concerned.
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The way they CONTINUE to ruin the scoring is an embarrassment to the effort and athleticism of the competitors they are disrespecting.
Is Dave Castro actually God? Or is he just the Dana White of Crossfit? just curious kids.
Is Dave Castro actually God? It sure seems like he thinks he is.
Other than Castro, these Games rule. CFHQ please get Everett, Sherwood or someone with actual experience and a decent personality to do this next year. This guy thinks he is so awesome but could not finished any of these WODs as rx'd.
@fox right on! Castro is a hot head, thinks he's god, and proved this weekend that he could care less about standards. What a douche!
Other than him, the games were amazing and I LOVE crossfit. Just can't stand guys like that. I saw a post about his time as a navy seal and other guys that served with him to talking about what an idiot he is.


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Looks like a man won the women's competition too.

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You cannot tell me that's legitimately a woman.

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Woman:
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Oh, dear. That's not right. Cognitive dissonance in full effect.

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Congrats -- It seems as if another "athlete" that has been doing @fit for a year has won the Gaymes????

Imagine what would happen when real athletes start showing up?

http://games2009.crossfit.com/competito ... mberg.html

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So did they just completely give up on drug testing?

And were was couch?
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From all the commentary on the Gaymes, it appears that many diehard Kool-Aid drinkers:
  • Hate Shave Asstro
  • See and dislike the metcon obsession (there wasn't one max lift in the comp)
  • Wonder why the couch can't make an appearance
  • Thought that not having a crash mat under a 20-foot rope climb in the very last event was dangerously stupid, apparently enough for some to walk out
  • Noticed that attendance appeared to be down
On a high note, the Highland Games I participated in this weekend had more athletes and attendance than ever before. No @F shirts (or shirtless dooshes) were noted.

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