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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Well, I found Barry Cooper. Now I need to wash my eyes out and get a drink.

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Pro Tip: Your time would be better spent looking at @fit chicks instead of him.
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Quack Attack wrote: Well then, here's to couch and Co. getting on a major magazine cover! :drinkers:
I said a while back that @fit was heading for a reformation, like most religions eventually do. I forsee a time not far from now where HQ is a bad memory, and the @fit community remains, changed, but still there.


And Fortune is the one that's well known to be cursed, although all business mags tend to have that effect on companies that they feature.
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Rant_ wrote:You'd kill yourself without the couch thread and so would the rest of you losers. "Oooo let's see what the crossfitters are up to today!" What a bunch of bed wetting faggots you all are.
So says the IGx addict. Is there a 12-step for message board attention whorism?

Besides, you're one of the few on this board whose actually quoted in the @FJ.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:Well, I found Barry Cooper. Now I need to wash my eyes out and get a drink.

http://www.moderatesunited.blogspot.com/

http://www.goodnessmovement.com/

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Trust me, it was purely accidental.


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This is my favorite roaring endorsement from that blog:
They didn't look like hulks that the average person couldn't identify with. Instead, they looked like regular folks that just made a commitment to training.
HAHAHA

They are just average people exercising a lot.

That pretty much sums it up.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Well, I found Barry Cooper. Now I need to wash my eyes out and get a drink.

http://www.moderatesunited.blogspot.com/

http://www.goodnessmovement.com/
Barry is a good example of someone who didn't realize philosophers sound confusing because the topics are confusing, not because they're trying to be confusing. So he decided to be as confusing as possible in order to get attention, not realizing that nobody cares about his ideas enough to decipher them.

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I would submit my own experience: those with the most questions often seem to be the most uncommitted. The one's who ask fewer questions, seem to be the one's open to change or ready to roll.
Keep your mouth shut and do what couch says. Arbeit mach frei.

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http://moderatesunited.blogspot.com/201 ... angel.html
WildGorillaMan said...
You'd probably get a lot more site traffic if you had pics of hot chicks working out.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:http://moderatesunited.blogspot.com/201 ... angel.html
WildGorillaMan said...
You'd probably get a lot more site traffic if you had pics of hot chicks working out.

Just sayin'
Tell me more about hot chicks working out.

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tzg wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:http://moderatesunited.blogspot.com/201 ... angel.html
WildGorillaMan said...
You'd probably get a lot more site traffic if you had pics of hot chicks working out.

Just sayin'
Tell me more about hot chicks working out.
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I really think many people today would rather feel pain than emptiness. Hell is nothing but loneliness, amplified infinitely. It is being alone with every sad thought, every guilty thought, and every ounce of emotional suffering you have ever undergone, in the darkness, and with no one else within an infinite amount of distance. I have felt it in my dreams. I very literally would not wish that on the worst human being who ever lived. The pain is unimaginable. Our bodies limit it now. We can go get a drink, make a telephone call, watch a movie, or whatever. In hell, there are no escapes.
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syaigh wrote:
I really think many people today would rather feel pain than emptiness. Hell is nothing but loneliness, amplified infinitely. It is being alone with every sad thought, every guilty thought, and every ounce of emotional suffering you have ever undergone, in the darkness, and with no one else within an infinite amount of distance. I have felt it in my dreams. I very literally would not wish that on the worst human being who ever lived. The pain is unimaginable. Our bodies limit it now. We can go get a drink, make a telephone call, watch a movie, or whatever. In hell, there are no escapes.
Poor Barry.
Has Barry gone emo?
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protobuilder wrote:
syaigh wrote:
I really think many people today would rather feel pain than emptiness. Hell is nothing but loneliness, amplified infinitely. It is being alone with every sad thought, every guilty thought, and every ounce of emotional suffering you have ever undergone, in the darkness, and with no one else within an infinite amount of distance. I have felt it in my dreams. I very literally would not wish that on the worst human being who ever lived. The pain is unimaginable. Our bodies limit it now. We can go get a drink, make a telephone call, watch a movie, or whatever. In hell, there are no escapes.
Poor Barry.
Has Barry gone emo?
Well, when the couch turns his back on you and everything you thought was real turns out to be a pyramid scheme hoax.....

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WildGorillaMan wrote:The images from Team Gorilla's foreign correspondents are pouring in, and we have our first official Couch sighting!
B-Boi alone in the stands behind them.
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syaigh wrote:
I really think many people today would rather feel pain than emptiness. Hell is nothing but loneliness, amplified infinitely. It is being alone with every sad thought, every guilty thought, and every ounce of emotional suffering you have ever undergone, in the darkness, and with no one else within an infinite amount of distance. I have felt it in my dreams. I very literally would not wish that on the worst human being who ever lived. The pain is unimaginable. Our bodies limit it now. We can go get a drink, make a telephone call, watch a movie, or whatever. In hell, there are no escapes.
Poor Barry.
Is he fucking nuts? Hell is where all the people who know how to have a good time are going.
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Da wife has a lifte time 24-hour fitness membership. I think this is from 1986. Each month, it costs her $10.

She rarely goes and I'm smart enough not to say anything.

So her girlfriend tells her she can sign my two boys up for $25 a month, each. Month to month only.

They got a free training session.

David is about 6 foot, maybe 230. Bobby is a little shorter about 145.

Trainer asks them if they know about X-fit.

David told him, if he wanted to look like Bobby, he's do it.

Otherwise, I'm really bored with all this stuff. Just keep the good gossip going.
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The fact that my comment hasn't been deleted can be seen as clear proof that even Barry doesn't read his own blog.
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I will go on record right now to say that no male, over 200# will ever win the CrossFit Games. Ever. Unless the programming changes to what I describe below.

If you go back to the original journal articles, and see how the programming was originally supposed to be set up in order to build all modalities of fitness...you would think that this is the model that should be USED to test the modalities of fitness. Yet, we have not yet seen anything even remotely close to this...and we won't because Coach and Castro have lost touch with reality and what CF has been about from the beginning. A true test of all modalities. If you are throwing 8 events at the athletes, why not make it 9 and go through all of the different types of methodologies preached in the journal articles and really find a true "Fittest CrossFitter On Earth". [See "Theoretical Template for CF Programming"]

I will say it again, the top 4 athletes finished where they did in SPITE of the events, not because of them. There was no balance this year, or in previous years. And that, coupled with the horrendously flawed scoring system will ensure that every year these boards blow up and arguments arise - because really, HQ is doing a *****ty job putting together the games and programming (this goes for Castro and his horrible mic skills as well).

Things need to change.

Will they?

No.
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I will say it again, the top 4 athletes finished where they did in SPITE of the events, not because of them. There was no balance this year, or in previous years. And that, coupled with the horrendously flawed scoring system will ensure that every year these boards blow up and arguments arise - because Cultfit is fucking stupid and it makes no sense to declare someone the "fittest person on earth" because they beat some other douchebags at 8 stupid activities and the question will always be, fittest at what ?
I agree completely.
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Hey Jay Adams, your fly is down and your IGx is showing... [-X

Jay Adams wrote:watch the main page videos with Orlando and Spealer ect. They are all talking about training specificaly for a single event. They have couches and trainers working on nutrition, recovery and training cycles! They are specialists!
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showpost. ... stcount=32
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friedquads wrote:Hey Jay Adams, your fly is down and your IGx is showing... [-X

Jay Adams wrote:watch the main page videos with Orlando and Spealer ect. They are all talking about training specificaly for a single event. They have couches and trainers working on nutrition, recovery and training cycles! They are specialists!
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showpost. ... stcount=32
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Rant_ wrote:
You'd kill yourself without the couch thread and so would the rest of you losers. "Oooo let's see what the crossfitters are up to today!" What a bunch of bed wetting faggots you all are.
This is so ironic that I would have cum in my pants if I hadn't already jerked off today.

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