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friedquads wrote:Do I think he'll make it? Maybe. Might take him 18 hours to do it though.
He's got the built-in excuse maker though -- apparently, he's going to wear a 25-pound pack. When he fails, it'll be because he went hardkoar with the pack unlike other scared pussies who do the climb without.

Edit, to add: This is child abuse, no?

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It's not a competition, so he might make it.


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friedquads wrote:Another chance to DNF but claim your program is superior?

Place your bets IGx'ers! The knuckle-tattooed douchenozzle couch is at it again:
BMacNCheeze wrote:Calm before the storm tomorrow... Gonna climb Mt Baden Powell. 4 up 4 down, 2800 vertical to 9,000ft... 25lbs extra just for the fun of it.
The specs of Mt Baden Powell:

http://www.hike-socal.com/hike_mount_ba ... trail.html

An 8 mile out-n-back with 2800 ft elevation gain/loss would make it 24 miles with 11,200 ft elevation gain/loss, a very decent training climb for any ultrarunner looking to tackle mountain races.

Do I think he'll make it? Maybe. Might take him 18 hours to do it though.
4 up 4 down would be 32 miles, right? I'll set the over-under at 18. He starts his third ascent and gets some mysterious back ailment because his pack is uneven.
BMacNCheeze wrote:25lbs extra just for the fun of it.
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tzg wrote:It's not a competition, so he might make it.
+1. He's also in a position to lie.
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You're right Gin, my math was wrong (fuck me for not paying attention). So he's trying to pull off an ultra.

I predict another hip issue then.
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Did I miss this pic somewhere in the last few hundred pages (if I did then many apologies) or is this shit from WGM's blog?
IS THAT A FUCKING KID UNDER THE BARBWIRE?!
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Actually, that chick doing that deep lunge....like perfect. Look at her lumbar spine, it's not rounded at all. IF it makes her assilicious, then that's just icing on the cake.

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CFB wrote:Did I miss this pic somewhere in the last few hundred pages (if I did then many apologies) or is this shit from WGM's blog?
IS THAT A FUCKING KID UNDER THE BARBWIRE?!
Crust Bucket wrote: But then I saw this and it was WTF!? all over again.
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It's Gorillaz blog. And shit, I didn't even notice the kid before!

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Actually, that chick doing that deep lunge....like perfect. Look at her lumbar spine, it's not rounded at all. IF it makes her assilicious, then that's just icing on the cake.
Yep. I want her.

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CFB wrote:Did I miss this pic somewhere in the last few hundred pages (if I did then many apologies) or is this shit from WGM's blog?
IS THAT A FUCKING KID UNDER THE BARBWIRE?!
Crust Bucket wrote: But then I saw this and it was WTF!? all over again.
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=D> =D> =D>

Great catch. Between Tamara Cohen's offspring begging for hummus instead of a cupcake, and this specimen making a kid "just as tough as mommy", my hate tank overfloweth.

Hey you narcissistic fuck wits, thanks for the laughs. :finga:

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CFB wrote:Did I miss this pic somewhere in the last few hundred pages (if I did then many apologies) or is this shit from WGM's blog?
IS THAT A FUCKING KID UNDER THE BARBWIRE?!

I am deeply conflicted here. Endangering a child fucking PISSES ME OFF, but one could make a powerful argument involving Darwin and Sparta. And hey, Cultfit parents = retard genes, so whatever.


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We used to crawl under barbed wire all the time b/c the fuckers locked the gate to their pasture. I didn't know we were being elite.
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I didn't notice that kid before. I wouldn't have posted it if I had. Ima take it down when I get home.
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My kids don't like cupcakes. But, they like cheesecake, rootbeer floats, ice cream, and apple pie among other things. And we offer them dessert every night after they eat their dinner.

I have to say, I read the Paleo-Chix post. I was hoping to connect to it somehow, as a mother. And all I saw was a self-centered person who moved on from a being self-centered fat housewife to being completely self-focused on being a bad-ass. Self-centered all around. And now, somehow justifying showing pictures of herself in a bikini all over the internet as being inspiring.

Abs inspire narcissists and discourage folks who can't subsist on starvation diets, don't have the genetics for a six-pack, or don't have the time/money/equipment to be completely self-indulgent in a training program. Give me a FUCKING break. There are actually people in this world who knew how to eat healthy, not get fat, not be lazy, and keep their kids healthy long before paleo, IF, and all the other eating disorders created by the fringe fitness movements. And, we're doing just fine.

I hope to GOD Tamara Cohen never finds herself "inspiring" enough to start "training" people until she gets a grip. That requires understanding, flexibility, acceptance, and most of all, humility.

These fucking self-centered women, both past and present, who think their "inspiring" diatribes are so GODDAMNED important, in my opinion, need to take a very close look at what exactly they are inspiring in others. I, for one, would not want my daughter around the likes of Tamara Cohen, for whom being half-naked is "empowering". Tamara, its called "being a whore". If you are a whore, attention or otherwise, just admit it. The rest of us already think so.

Screw you Tamara Cohen and your narcissistic need to justify your pathology. Acquire something in your life you can actually be proud of so you can keep your shirt on and keep your mouth shut.

In the meantime, its okay if kids eat sugar. They usually don't eat a lot, and, its fun.
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protobuilder wrote:We used to crawl under barbed wire all the time b/c the fuckers locked the gate to their pasture. I didn't know we were being elite.

I picked my share of elite mushrooms back in the day.

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syaigh wrote:My <snip> fun.
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syaigh wrote: These fucking self-centered women, both past and present, who think their "inspiring" diatribes are so GODDAMNED important, in my opinion, need to take a very close look at what exactly they are inspiring in others. I, for one, would not want my daughter around the likes of Tamara Cohen, for whom being half-naked is "empowering". Tamara, its called "being a whore". If you are a whore, attention or otherwise, just admit it. The rest of us already think so.
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syaigh wrote:My kids don't like cupcakes. But, they like cheesecake, rootbeer floats, ice cream, and apple pie among other things. And we offer them dessert every night after they eat their dinner.

I have to say, I read the Paleo-Chix post. I was hoping to connect to it somehow, as a mother. And all I saw was a self-centered person who moved on from a being self-centered fat housewife to being completely self-focused on being a bad-ass. Self-centered all around. And now, somehow justifying showing pictures of herself in a bikini all over the internet as being inspiring.

Abs inspire narcissists and discourage folks who can't subsist on starvation diets, don't have the genetics for a six-pack, or don't have the time/money/equipment to be completely self-indulgent in a training program. Give me a FUCKING break. There are actually people in this world who knew how to eat healthy, not get fat, not be lazy, and keep their kids healthy long before paleo, IF, and all the other eating disorders created by the fringe fitness movements. And, we're doing just fine.

I hope to GOD Tamara Cohen never finds herself "inspiring" enough to start "training" people until she gets a grip. That requires understanding, flexibility, acceptance, and most of all, humility.

These fucking self-centered women, both past and present, who think their "inspiring" diatribes are so GODDAMNED important, in my opinion, need to take a very close look at what exactly they are inspiring in others. I, for one, would not want my daughter around the likes of Tamara Cohen, for whom being half-naked is "empowering". Tamara, its called "being a whore". If you are a whore, attention or otherwise, just admit it. The rest of us already think so.

Screw you Tamara Cohen and your narcissistic need to justify your pathology. Acquire something in your life you can actually be proud of so you can keep your shirt on and keep your mouth shut.

In the meantime, its okay if kids eat sugar. They usually don't eat a lot, and, its fun.
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They see pictures of my abs. They hear about my WODs. They know that I’m eating bison and asparagus for dinner and not pizza and ice cream.
Congratulations on overpaying for your gym membership and your dinner, cunt.
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syaigh wrote:These fucking self-centered women, both past and present, who think their "inspiring" diatribes are so GODDAMNED important, in my opinion, need to take a very close look at what exactly they are inspiring in others. I, for one, would not want my daughter around the likes of Tamara Cohen, for whom being half-naked is "empowering". Tamara, its called "being a whore". If you are a whore, attention or otherwise, just admit it. The rest of us already think so.

Screw you Tamara Cohen and your narcissistic need to justify your pathology. Acquire something in your life you can actually be proud of so you can keep your shirt on and keep your mouth shut.

In the meantime, its okay if kids eat sugar. They usually don't eat a lot, and, its fun.
ATTA GIRL SYAIGH!!! :heart: :supz: =D> You rock baby!!
I also just jizzed myself after reading that. :prayer:
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syaigh wrote:My kids don't like cupcakes. But, they like cheesecake, rootbeer floats, ice cream, and apple pie among other things. And we offer them dessert every night after they eat their dinner.

I have to say, I read the Paleo-Chix post. I was hoping to connect to it somehow, as a mother. And all I saw was a self-centered person who moved on from a being self-centered fat housewife to being completely self-focused on being a bad-ass. Self-centered all around. And now, somehow justifying showing pictures of herself in a bikini all over the internet as being inspiring.

Abs inspire narcissists and discourage folks who can't subsist on starvation diets, don't have the genetics for a six-pack, or don't have the time/money/equipment to be completely self-indulgent in a training program. Give me a FUCKING break. There are actually people in this world who knew how to eat healthy, not get fat, not be lazy, and keep their kids healthy long before paleo, IF, and all the other eating disorders created by the fringe fitness movements. And, we're doing just fine.

I hope to GOD Tamara Cohen never finds herself "inspiring" enough to start "training" people until she gets a grip. That requires understanding, flexibility, acceptance, and most of all, humility.

These fucking self-centered women, both past and present, who think their "inspiring" diatribes are so GODDAMNED important, in my opinion, need to take a very close look at what exactly they are inspiring in others. I, for one, would not want my daughter around the likes of Tamara Cohen, for whom being half-naked is "empowering". Tamara, its called "being a whore". If you are a whore, attention or otherwise, just admit it. The rest of us already think so.

Screw you Tamara Cohen and your narcissistic need to justify your pathology. Acquire something in your life you can actually be proud of so you can keep your shirt on and keep your mouth shut.

In the meantime, its okay if kids eat sugar. They usually don't eat a lot, and, its fun.
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Jezebel Jones wrote:
They see pictures of my abs. They hear about my WODs. They know that I’m eating bison and asparagus for dinner and not pizza and ice cream.
Congratulations on overpaying for your gym membership and your dinner, cunt.
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Jezebel Jones wrote:
They see pictures of my abs. They hear about my WODs. They know that I’m eating bison and asparagus for dinner and not pizza and ice cream.
Congratulations on overpaying for your gym membership and your dinner, cunt.
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Seriously?

Cohen has her issues, but she's done some fucking remarkable body comp changes in a very short time. If she likes being scantily clad, who the fuck are you to say it's whorish? I mean, talk about catholic and protestant guilt. I understand there are times when it's inappropriate, but seemingly in most XF boxes, sports bras and short shorts are the uniform for women and board shorts or MMA shorts is the uniform for me.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Seriously?

Cohen has her issues, but she's done some fucking remarkable body comp changes in a very short time. If she likes being scantily clad, who the fuck are you to say it's whorish? I mean, talk about catholic and protestant guilt. I understand there are times when it's inappropriate, but seemingly in most XF boxes, sports bras and short shorts are the uniform for women and board shorts or MMA shorts is the uniform for me..

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