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PkC wrote:Ok this is dumbest thing even @ssfit has come up with in while.
http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/Che ... sPrego.jpg

She's pregnant, not disabled.

H4RDC0R3 W1MM3NZ!!!!

how stupid

only thing missing is a $5000 monolift and some boxes

Jezebel Jones wrote:

PkC wrote:Ok this is dumbest thing even @ssfit has come up with in while.
http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/Che ... sPrego.jpg

She's pregnant, not disabled.

That's like saying "He's black, not a criminal cretin."

To most people it's about the same thing.

Gary wrote:

Jezebel Jones wrote:

PkC wrote:Ok this is dumbest thing even @ssfit has come up with in while.
http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/Che ... sPrego.jpg

She's pregnant, not disabled.

That's like saying "He's black, not a criminal cretin."

To most people it's about the same thing.

I deal with plenty of white and hispanic criminal cretins, so it's not the same.

Jezebel Jones wrote:

Gary wrote:

Jezebel Jones wrote:

PkC wrote:Ok this is dumbest thing even @ssfit has come up with in while.
http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/Che ... sPrego.jpg

She's pregnant, not disabled.

That's like saying "He's black, not a criminal cretin."

To most people it's about the same thing.

I deal with plenty of white and hispanic criminal cretins, so it's not the same.

I on the other hand don't get to deal with nearly as many pregnant @fit wimmins as I would like.

Gary wrote:
I on the other hand don't get to impregnate nearly as many @fit wimmins as I would like.

fixed.

Jezebel Jones wrote:

Gary wrote:
I on the other hand don't get to impregnate nearly as many @fit wimmins as I would like.

fixed.

Ha!

But I prefer it when they're already pregnant when I first meet them. Besides, me getting them pregnant would result in more black mongrel babies and nature and society both frown on that kind of thing.

Gorilla, I know the XXXFit idea didn't make it past Mrs. Gorilla, but maybe there's a market for "Cross PregoFit: Ready to Pop But Still Liftin'".

Gary wrote:

Jezebel Jones wrote:

Gary wrote:
I on the other hand don't get to impregnate nearly as many @fit wimmins as I would like.

fixed.

Ha!

But I prefer it when they're already pregnant when I first meet them. Besides, me getting them pregnant would result in more black mongrel babies and nature and society both frown on that kind of thing.

Gorilla, I know the XXXFit idea didn't make it past Mrs. Gorilla, but maybe there's a market for "Cross PregoFit: Ready to Pop But Still Liftin'".

Wait. Are you really going on record as having the hots for pregnant women?!

Jezebel Jones wrote:

Gary wrote:

Jezebel Jones wrote:

Gary wrote:
I on the other hand don't get to impregnate nearly as many @fit wimmins as I would like.

fixed.

Ha!

But I prefer it when they're already pregnant when I first meet them. Besides, me getting them pregnant would result in more black mongrel babies and nature and society both frown on that kind of thing.

Gorilla, I know the XXXFit idea didn't make it past Mrs. Gorilla, but maybe there's a market for "Cross PregoFit: Ready to Pop But Still Liftin'".

Wait. Are you really going on record as having the hots for pregnant women?!

I am saying NO SUCH THING.

You should still feel free to PM if you know any pregnant @fitters who are into spindly Oreos.

Jezebel Jones wrote:

Gary wrote:

Jezebel Jones wrote:

Gary wrote:
I on the other hand don't get to impregnate nearly as many @fit wimmins as I would like.

fixed.

Ha!

But I prefer it when they're already pregnant when I first meet them. Besides, me getting them pregnant would result in more black mongrel babies and nature and society both frown on that kind of thing.

Gorilla, I know the XXXFit idea didn't make it past Mrs. Gorilla, but maybe there's a market for "Cross PregoFit: Ready to Pop But Still Liftin'".

Wait. Are you really going on record as having the hots for pregnant women?!

I will. They are mobility impaired by surprisingly flexible.

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

Jezebel Jones wrote:

Gary wrote:

Jezebel Jones wrote:

Gary wrote:
I on the other hand don't get to impregnate nearly as many @fit wimmins as I would like.

fixed.

Ha!

But I prefer it when they're already pregnant when I first meet them. Besides, me getting them pregnant would result in more black mongrel babies and nature and society both frown on that kind of thing.

Gorilla, I know the XXXFit idea didn't make it past Mrs. Gorilla, but maybe there's a market for "Cross PregoFit: Ready to Pop But Still Liftin'".

Wait. Are you really going on record as having the hots for pregnant women?!

I will. They are mobility impaired by surprisingly flexible.

With the best tits your gonna get short of jailbait.

And quite randy during the second trimester.

tzg wrote:And quite randy during the second trimester.

I really, reeeeally love the word "randy". Thanks for using it.

It may not happen in this lifetime for your beleaguered token, but if there is a heaven and god is kind, I will spend eternity playing out hundreds of thousands of scenarios over and over, at least 25% of which feature @fit wimmin in various stages of motherhood.

Second trimester? Try the whole damn 11 months (it seems that long). Its just that the puking/heartburn overwhelms the urges when you are awake and the pornographic dreams can be powerfully satisfying when you are asleep.

it's one thing for you guys with tiny white man dicks to hump a prego, but if gary unsheaths his iklwa there's gotta be some risk to the fetus, if only psychological from the blade striking loudly on the walls of the vault.

fat fukk wrote:it's one thing for you guys with tiny white man dicks to hump a prego, but if gary unsheaths his iklwa there's gotta be some risk to the fetus, if only psychological from the blade striking loudly on the walls of the vault.

I suspect this is why right at the moment of truth, minds are changed and I get denied. I've learned to accept it. The health of the child comes first.

I also suspect that's why we brothers get a bad rap about chubby-chasin'. But it's just an unconscious acknowledgement of basic geometry and physics. It's also why you won't see too much black-Asian miscegenation. Male-to-female it's like an elephant getting amorous with a pig and female-to-male it's like tossing a sausage down a hallway.

Thud wrote:

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

Jezebel Jones wrote:

Gary wrote:

Jezebel Jones wrote:

Gary wrote:
I on the other hand don't get to impregnate nearly as many @fit wimmins as I would like.

fixed.

Ha!

But I prefer it when they're already pregnant when I first meet them. Besides, me getting them pregnant would result in more black mongrel babies and nature and society both frown on that kind of thing.

Gorilla, I know the XXXFit idea didn't make it past Mrs. Gorilla, but maybe there's a market for "Cross PregoFit: Ready to Pop But Still Liftin'".

Wait. Are you really going on record as having the hots for pregnant women?!

I will. They are mobility impaired by surprisingly flexible.

With the best tits your gonna get short of jailbait.

And of course, the really obvious thing cuts down on the worry.

Thud wrote:With the best tits your gonna get short of jailbait.

I'd rather take the jailbait. Pregnant women are really not my cup of tea. It's like storming a beach that has already been captured.

And with all due respect to the pregnant Crossfit lady: if you can't squat shit, you don't need chains.

Cowboys and Aliens wrote:

Thud wrote:With the best tits your gonna get short of jailbait.

I'd rather take the jailbait. Pregnant women are really not my cup of tea. It's like storming a beach that has already been captured.

That's all well and good and indeed the underlying biological urge is to reproduce so conquering an already-stormed beach is pointless in that regard. But some of us like to do these things precisely because they're a little deviant.

"Sodomy" originally meant anything that wasn't vaginal sex. I consider myself a heterosexual sodomite. Vaginae are for men who want to be fathers.

What the hell is IGX coming to? First our lesbian gets dehydrated, and now Mandingo is pugiling unborn white folk.

Gary wrote:"Sodomy" originally meant anything that wasn't vaginal sex. I consider myself a heterosexual sodomite. Vaginae are for men who want to be fathers.

They must have thought about you then Gary.

I must amend myself. Vaginal sex is also to establish a level of comfort and to gain trust, but like courtship and kissing, is only a means to an end.

Gary wrote:I must amend myself. Vaginal sex is also to establish a level of comfort and to gain trust, but like courtship and kissing, is only a means to an end.

Then you go right for the ear.

Gary wrote:I must amend myself. Vaginal sex is also to establish a level of comfort and to gain trust, but like courtship and kissing, is only a means to an end.

Bravo sir!

It would appear that Kelly Starrett is hedging his bets for the day when he gets the @FHQ axe:

http://mobilitywod.blogspot.com/

Note how the word @F appears nowhere in the first three entries, nor is mentioned in the first three videos.