She's pregnant, not disabled.PkC wrote:Ok this is dumbest thing even @ssfit has come up with in while.
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That's like saying "He's black, not a criminal cretin."Jezebel Jones wrote:She's pregnant, not disabled.PkC wrote:Ok this is dumbest thing even @ssfit has come up with in while.
http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/Che ... sPrego.jpg
To most people it's about the same thing.
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I deal with plenty of white and hispanic criminal cretins, so it's not the same.Gary wrote:That's like saying "He's black, not a criminal cretin."Jezebel Jones wrote:She's pregnant, not disabled.PkC wrote:Ok this is dumbest thing even @ssfit has come up with in while.
http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/Che ... sPrego.jpg
To most people it's about the same thing.
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.
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I on the other hand don't get to deal with nearly as many pregnant @fit wimmins as I would like.Jezebel Jones wrote:I deal with plenty of white and hispanic criminal cretins, so it's not the same.Gary wrote:That's like saying "He's black, not a criminal cretin."Jezebel Jones wrote:She's pregnant, not disabled.PkC wrote:Ok this is dumbest thing even @ssfit has come up with in while.
http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/Che ... sPrego.jpg
To most people it's about the same thing.
I'm 'a fuck you till you love me, white boy.
Gary
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fixed.Gary wrote:
I on the other hand don't get to impregnate nearly as many @fit wimmins as I would like.
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.
Sassenach
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Ha!Jezebel Jones wrote:fixed.Gary wrote:
I on the other hand don't get to impregnate nearly as many @fit wimmins as I would like.
But I prefer it when they're already pregnant when I first meet them. Besides, me getting them pregnant would result in more black mongrel babies and nature and society both frown on that kind of thing.
Gorilla, I know the XXXFit idea didn't make it past Mrs. Gorilla, but maybe there's a market for "Cross PregoFit: Ready to Pop But Still Liftin'".
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Wait. Are you really going on record as having the hots for pregnant women?!Gary wrote:Ha!Jezebel Jones wrote:fixed.Gary wrote:
I on the other hand don't get to impregnate nearly as many @fit wimmins as I would like.
But I prefer it when they're already pregnant when I first meet them. Besides, me getting them pregnant would result in more black mongrel babies and nature and society both frown on that kind of thing.
Gorilla, I know the XXXFit idea didn't make it past Mrs. Gorilla, but maybe there's a market for "Cross PregoFit: Ready to Pop But Still Liftin'".
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.
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I am saying NO SUCH THING.Jezebel Jones wrote:Wait. Are you really going on record as having the hots for pregnant women?!Gary wrote:Ha!Jezebel Jones wrote:fixed.Gary wrote:
I on the other hand don't get to impregnate nearly as many @fit wimmins as I would like.
But I prefer it when they're already pregnant when I first meet them. Besides, me getting them pregnant would result in more black mongrel babies and nature and society both frown on that kind of thing.
Gorilla, I know the XXXFit idea didn't make it past Mrs. Gorilla, but maybe there's a market for "Cross PregoFit: Ready to Pop But Still Liftin'".
You should still feel free to PM if you know any pregnant @fitters who are into spindly Oreos.
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I will. They are mobility impaired by surprisingly flexible.Jezebel Jones wrote:Wait. Are you really going on record as having the hots for pregnant women?!Gary wrote:Ha!Jezebel Jones wrote:fixed.Gary wrote:
I on the other hand don't get to impregnate nearly as many @fit wimmins as I would like.
But I prefer it when they're already pregnant when I first meet them. Besides, me getting them pregnant would result in more black mongrel babies and nature and society both frown on that kind of thing.
Gorilla, I know the XXXFit idea didn't make it past Mrs. Gorilla, but maybe there's a market for "Cross PregoFit: Ready to Pop But Still Liftin'".
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With the best tits your gonna get short of jailbait.Charismatic megafauna wrote:I will. They are mobility impaired by surprisingly flexible.Jezebel Jones wrote:Wait. Are you really going on record as having the hots for pregnant women?!Gary wrote:Ha!Jezebel Jones wrote:fixed.Gary wrote:
I on the other hand don't get to impregnate nearly as many @fit wimmins as I would like.
But I prefer it when they're already pregnant when I first meet them. Besides, me getting them pregnant would result in more black mongrel babies and nature and society both frown on that kind of thing.
Gorilla, I know the XXXFit idea didn't make it past Mrs. Gorilla, but maybe there's a market for "Cross PregoFit: Ready to Pop But Still Liftin'".

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I really, reeeeally love the word "randy". Thanks for using it.tzg wrote:And quite randy during the second trimester.
It may not happen in this lifetime for your beleaguered token, but if there is a heaven and god is kind, I will spend eternity playing out hundreds of thousands of scenarios over and over, at least 25% of which feature @fit wimmin in various stages of motherhood.
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Second trimester? Try the whole damn 11 months (it seems that long). Its just that the puking/heartburn overwhelms the urges when you are awake and the pornographic dreams can be powerfully satisfying when you are asleep.
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Post by dead man walking »
it's one thing for you guys with tiny white man dicks to hump a prego, but if gary unsheaths his iklwa there's gotta be some risk to the fetus, if only psychological from the blade striking loudly on the walls of the vault.
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I suspect this is why right at the moment of truth, minds are changed and I get denied. I've learned to accept it. The health of the child comes first.fat fukk wrote:it's one thing for you guys with tiny white man dicks to hump a prego, but if gary unsheaths his iklwa there's gotta be some risk to the fetus, if only psychological from the blade striking loudly on the walls of the vault.
I also suspect that's why we brothers get a bad rap about chubby-chasin'. But it's just an unconscious acknowledgement of basic geometry and physics. It's also why you won't see too much black-Asian miscegenation. Male-to-female it's like an elephant getting amorous with a pig and female-to-male it's like tossing a sausage down a hallway.
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Post by The Ginger Beard Man »
And of course, the really obvious thing cuts down on the worry.Thud wrote:With the best tits your gonna get short of jailbait.Charismatic megafauna wrote:I will. They are mobility impaired by surprisingly flexible.Jezebel Jones wrote:Wait. Are you really going on record as having the hots for pregnant women?!Gary wrote:Ha!Jezebel Jones wrote:fixed.Gary wrote:
I on the other hand don't get to impregnate nearly as many @fit wimmins as I would like.
But I prefer it when they're already pregnant when I first meet them. Besides, me getting them pregnant would result in more black mongrel babies and nature and society both frown on that kind of thing.
Gorilla, I know the XXXFit idea didn't make it past Mrs. Gorilla, but maybe there's a market for "Cross PregoFit: Ready to Pop But Still Liftin'".

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Post by Cowboys and Aliens »
I'd rather take the jailbait. Pregnant women are really not my cup of tea. It's like storming a beach that has already been captured.Thud wrote:With the best tits your gonna get short of jailbait.
And with all due respect to the pregnant Crossfit lady: if you can't squat shit, you don't need chains.
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That's all well and good and indeed the underlying biological urge is to reproduce so conquering an already-stormed beach is pointless in that regard. But some of us like to do these things precisely because they're a little deviant.Cowboys and Aliens wrote:I'd rather take the jailbait. Pregnant women are really not my cup of tea. It's like storming a beach that has already been captured.Thud wrote:With the best tits your gonna get short of jailbait.
"Sodomy" originally meant anything that wasn't vaginal sex. I consider myself a heterosexual sodomite. Vaginae are for men who want to be fathers.
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What the hell is IGX coming to? First our lesbian gets dehydrated, and now Mandingo is pugiling unborn white folk.
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Post by friedquads »
They must have thought about you then Gary.Gary wrote:"Sodomy" originally meant anything that wasn't vaginal sex. I consider myself a heterosexual sodomite. Vaginae are for men who want to be fathers.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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I must amend myself. Vaginal sex is also to establish a level of comfort and to gain trust, but like courtship and kissing, is only a means to an end.
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Then you go right for the ear.Gary wrote:I must amend myself. Vaginal sex is also to establish a level of comfort and to gain trust, but like courtship and kissing, is only a means to an end.

I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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Bravo sir!Gary wrote:I must amend myself. Vaginal sex is also to establish a level of comfort and to gain trust, but like courtship and kissing, is only a means to an end.
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Post by Mountebank »
It would appear that Kelly Starrett is hedging his bets for the day when he gets the @FHQ axe:
http://mobilitywod.blogspot.com/
Note how the word @F appears nowhere in the first three entries, nor is mentioned in the first three videos.
http://mobilitywod.blogspot.com/
Note how the word @F appears nowhere in the first three entries, nor is mentioned in the first three videos.
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