The couch thread
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Hmmm, now it appears that this @fitter is the 'fittest woman in the country' and not the penis-having, crew cut sporting winnie'd out Kristan Cleaver?
http://www.king5.com/sports/Meet-Laurie ... ml?clmob=y
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Be fair, she took first in the Master's division.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Hmmm, now it appears that this @fitter is the 'fittest woman in the country' and not the penis-having, crew cut sporting winnie'd out Kristan Cleaver?
http://www.king5.com/sports/Meet-Laurie ... ml?clmob=y
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Ever found a picture of yours on Andro Friday?T200 Jr wrote:I do 50mg of D-Bol 45min to an hour before the WOD. Other than that I'm natural. No dope here.Count Truculent wrote:What stack are you on?
Shafpocalypse Now wrote: If I put this pie on end, and spin in, it forms a volume of space similar to a sphere.
Now look. I've eaten a pice of pie.
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Fittest woman in cougar country?WildGorillaMan wrote:Be fair, she took first in the Master's division.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Hmmm, now it appears that this @fitter is the 'fittest woman in the country' and not the penis-having, crew cut sporting winnie'd out Kristan Cleaver?
http://www.king5.com/sports/Meet-Laurie ... ml?clmob=y
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I just love this shit:
@Fit douchebag wrote:Since when does life give you a crash pad?
We train for real life scenarios!
CrossFit is functional fitness. We train to be able to pull yourself out of a burning building or lift a car off of somebody. If you were climbing a rope into a helicopter from a burning building would life say, "Hey there little buddy, here's a crash pad in case you fall, so you don't land on your bottom."
NO!
When making the claim "fittest man/woman in the world" there have to be some very extreme circumstances that these people must be put through. I'm sure the first time someone tried to slam dunk a basketball there were people that said it was "too dangerous" or that someone might break their ankle or die.
And really, it's only a 20' rope. A fall from that height would be scary, but that's about it. There were a couple people that fell from pretty high up, and they were right back up trying to do it again.
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tzg wrote:Fittest woman in cougar country?WildGorillaMan wrote:Be fair, she took first in the Master's division.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Hmmm, now it appears that this @fitter is the 'fittest woman in the country' and not the penis-having, crew cut sporting winnie'd out Kristan Cleaver?
http://www.king5.com/sports/Meet-Laurie ... ml?clmob=y
Works for me.
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Who's your friend there?
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So how much juice were you on during the Gaymes? Did they even actually go through the motion of collecting the piss (so they could just throw it down the toilet)?T200 Jr wrote:I do 50mg of D-Bol 45min to an hour before the WOD. Other than that I'm natural. No dope here.Count Truculent wrote:What stack are you on?
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http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pixelsarahWildGorillaMan wrote:Who's your friend there?
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there is so much wrong with this quote it isn't even funny.... something like this makes me sit back with popcorn and just listenYes I Have Balls wrote:I just love this shit:
@Fit douchebag wrote:Since when does life give you a crash pad?
We train for real life scenarios!
CrossFit is functional fitness. We train to be able to pull yourself out of a burning building or lift a car off of somebody. If you were climbing a rope into a helicopter from a burning building would life say, "Hey there little buddy, here's a crash pad in case you fall, so you don't land on your bottom."
NO!
When making the claim "fittest man/woman in the world" there have to be some very extreme circumstances that these people must be put through. I'm sure the first time someone tried to slam dunk a basketball there were people that said it was "too dangerous" or that someone might break their ankle or die.
And really, it's only a 20' rope. A fall from that height would be scary, but that's about it. There were a couple people that fell from pretty high up, and they were right back up trying to do it again.
Please...
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I want to know what the girl on the couch is going to do in the next scene to keep the audience going.nafod wrote:Prone bone?Yes I Have Balls wrote:



I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pixelsarahWildGorillaMan wrote:Who's your friend there?
Jesus. No thank you.Sarah Rah Car is DEAD & IN THE SHOP I have no idea WTF is wrong, or, BETTER yet, how Im going 2 PAY 4 it. I cant afford a new car, so, u do the math. My comp is AFU, I need 2 take it 2 the Geeks, but I have no car, & no $$ 2 pay 4 it 2 B fixed. I NEED my comp. 4 business, no comp. no business=no $$= IM FUCKED! I need 2 buy a massage table, new supplies 2 work & guess what, that costs $$ 2. Im thinkin bout goin 2 the dark side.
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100mg D-Bol, a Monster energy drink, some Neurontin (1000mg I think), Piracetam and 2 of my girl's Ritalins each day (taken at separate times). A couple Hydrocodone (also my girl's) after each event.Quack Attack wrote: So how much juice were you on during the Gaymes? Did they even actually go through the motion of collecting the piss (so they could just throw it down the toilet)?
I didn't get tested or see anyone else who mentioned getting tested.
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Jezebel Jones wrote:Yes I Have Balls wrote:http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pixelsarahWildGorillaMan wrote:Who's your friend there?Jesus. No thank you.Sarah Rah Car is DEAD & IN THE SHOP I have no idea WTF is wrong, or, BETTER yet, how Im going 2 PAY 4 it. I cant afford a new car, so, u do the math. My comp is AFU, I need 2 take it 2 the Geeks, but I have no car, & no $$ 2 pay 4 it 2 B fixed. I NEED my comp. 4 business, no comp. no business=no $$= IM FUCKED! I need 2 buy a massage table, new supplies 2 work & guess what, that costs $$ 2. Im thinkin bout goin 2 the dark side.
No shit. that's just the tip of the iceberg. and on closer examination, it may be a dude.
Are proper spelling and lucid communication arts completely lost on today's 20 somethings?
I just had the gut renching pleasure of watching, what was an extremely optamistic great turn to COMPLETE SHIT right before my very eyes!!
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LOOK OUT BOYS! THIS COULD BE A INFILTRATOR!
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And why would anyone who drinks the Kool-Aid hard enough to compete at the Gaymes be coming here to give a tell-all? Also, since you're anonymous, you must have info on other competitors, correct?T200 Jr wrote:100mg D-Bol, a Monster energy drink, some Neurontin (1000mg I think), Piracetam and 2 of my girl's Ritalins each day (taken at separate times). A couple Hydrocodone (also my girl's) after each event.Quack Attack wrote: So how much juice were you on during the Gaymes? Did they even actually go through the motion of collecting the piss (so they could just throw it down the toilet)?
I didn't get tested or see anyone else who mentioned getting tested.
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lol, 100mg of dbol before shooting the WAD?
fuck that. nigger would be too pumped to move.
fuck that. nigger would be too pumped to move.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:LOOK OUT BOYS! THIS COULD BE A INFILTRATOR!
Oh, no! An infiltrator could disrupt the harmonious atmosphere we cherish so deeply here!
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@F HQ circa 2001. You'll see the secret behind Couch's limp and a Budding/Castro WOD.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:LOOK OUT BOYS! THIS COULD BE A INFILTRATOR!

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c'mon, it's a @fatter...

have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?


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Something smells fishy....

