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Something's always fishy with @fat... some great comments from today's WAD page:
I don't understand how Rob Orlando is so strong, but he weighs the same as me.
Bob - I just love reading comments like this from people like you: the weak and jealous type. Its almost comical to read the negative comments people will make of someone who has pure desire and drive to be the "Fittest/Strongest Man". And that right there my friend is what Rob Orlando uses as his so-called "enhancements"... "Pure" drive and desire.
225 dead lift, 135 bench (should have went farther but no spotter), and 95 clean (should have done higher here too). First time on the Linda workout. In pain still too.
So the usual bunch of @wadders, weak as aids-ridden kittens. I especially like the last comment and the impressive numbers he puts up. A 135 lbs bench is nothing to mess with!

I like this comment best, I post it before it mysteriously disappears:
now that there's a prize money for the crossfit games you should start testing you'll be amazed how many people are on steroids and other drugs that help you perform better. let's be real 25,000 now a days helps. and next years purse we'll be even better. if you have nothing to hide then test but just for the games. were not pros here just workout warriors.


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Workout warriors
LMFAO!
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This Friday is brought to you by the awesome andro broads at Strong Is The New Skinny.

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Thy WOD be done
be it midnight or 5am
Give us this day our daily suck
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WAIT, WHA?? Is that FOUR OH FI...???

Oh. n/m

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And why are there always a dozen cameras around for this goofy shit?

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WildGorillaMan wrote:This Friday is brought to you by the awesome andro broads at Strong Is The New Skinny.

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Bravo to WGM and the AB's for their hard work, carefull feeding, a touch of the needles, and boob jobs. Not that there is anything wrong with any of that.
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Spotted the attention whoring of BMacNCheeze with a new race. Since there is another company who's actually in-charge, I'm sure this will actually take place instead of disappearing like that CFEChallenge that was supposed to happen this month. Chance of an actual @FE actually winning this shit? I don't fucking think so. There's already a double, triple, and deca-ironman (that's 10 non-stop Ironman races in a row) event. This double-up sprint Tri looks like an easy training day for those ultra-ironman athletes.

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Then I saw the epic fail of BMacNCheeze again. Another 100 miler, another DNS (DID NOT START).
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"Almost" to the ER and a blown tire? What the fuck kind of excuse is that?

Don't know how to change a tire BitchMac? Maybe he should tattoo the instructions on his knuckles.

You think that an attention whore like him would have twittered the shit out of this and taken pics to garner sympathy from the kool-aid drinking fucks. And Methcalves must have felt his pain and decided to also DNS from the same race.
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He's so unscared that he doesn't even have to race to be unscared.

Fucking hardcore.

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Damn that's hilarious. He must have had some pretty good excuses for his teachers in school.

Looks like his tire crisis has been fixed:

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT! YOU MEAN HE DNFed the ER too!?!?

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:HOLY FUCKING SHIT! YOU MEAN HE DNFed the ER too!?!?
If this were Facebook, I would be hitting the "like" button.
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I get a lot of "like" from certain quarters.


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DNS is the new DNF - all the benefits but without faking a limp.
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Cowboys and Aliens wrote:Prepare for teh ghey: http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... earWOD.mov
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I mean really??? Is BMac fucking for real??? I don't fucking get why he gets so much worship at all.... From what I gather from MANY people along the way that he is an arrogant and cocky dude, but since CF seems to be about cockiness and arrogance he fits right in.

I respect those that compete but how the fuck do you DNF every goddamn thing you enter? A rational person would look at their training and refocus, not him...

Maybe I should go back into strongman and DNF every event so I can be worshiped too.

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Maybe I should go back into strongman and DNF every event so I can be worshiped too.
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Ash Uber Alles wrote:A rational person would look at their training and refocus, not him...
It is impossible to refocus when the original goals are "random" and "go 100% every day". Refocusing would have required an original point of focus, which @F has always lacked.

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Quack Attack wrote:
Ash Uber Alles wrote:A rational person would look at their training and refocus, not him...
It is impossible to refocus when the original goals are "random" and "go 100% every day". Refocusing would have required an original point of focus, which @F has always lacked.
It is easier to refocus if you're a backpedaling pussy like @FE couch Max W.
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friedquads wrote:
Quack Attack wrote:
Ash Uber Alles wrote:A rational person would look at their training and refocus, not him...
It is impossible to refocus when the original goals are "random" and "go 100% every day". Refocusing would have required an original point of focus, which @F has always lacked.
It is easier to refocus if you're a backpedaling pussy like @FE couch Max W.
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You need a firewall that can DNF scanning for threats.


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Thank you for posting that. That Max W fella getting ass raped by a bunch of scrawny endurance athletes is a brink of light on this shitty day.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Please wait 1 hour after eating before reading this

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