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WildGorillaMan wrote:
kreator wrote:

WGM, please fix this situation stat.

I'm on it. TEAM GORILLA will stage an intervention.
Please provide video and pics during said intervention. :supz:
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
kreator wrote:

WGM, please fix this situation stat.

I'm on it. TEAM GORILLA will stage an intervention.
Nice little FB dialogue you have going today. Jesus Christ though is TC a pain in the ass.

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lasalle wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
kreator wrote:

WGM, please fix this situation stat.

I'm on it. TEAM GORILLA will stage an intervention.
Nice little FB dialogue you have going today. Jesus Christ though is TC a pain in the ass.
That shit is out of control.

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For their next seminar weekend, Quack and Gin need to organize an offical IGx/Andro Broad summit. Imagine the drinking/fighting/fucking in person. That hotel conference center would burn to the ground.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:For their next seminar weekend, Quack and Gin need to organize an offical IGx/Andro Broad summit. Imagine the drinking/fighting/fucking in person. That hotel conference center would burn to the ground.
Truly.

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It was before my time but still being talked about when I was there: one year the annual Sony Canada managers conference coincided with the location of the lower 48 states Victoria's Secret district managers convention.

As far as I know, 15 years later and Sony Canada is still not welcome back at Disney World.
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Tamara, since it's been 15 minutes since anyone mentioned you and you're eagerly awaiting your next fix, let me help you:

Go fuck yourself you narcissistic half wit.

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Wow, that FB thread was both better and worse than I ever could have hoped for.
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Bread and circuses.


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Crossfitters are everywhere...

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fatbastard wrote:Crossfitters are everywhere...

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fatbastard wrote:Crossfitters are everywhere...

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That is some slow stroking....220/40 = 5.5/minute. I mean, I'm all about taking my time, but something tells me she's already figured out what color to paint the ceiling and is mentally making a grocery list at that pace.

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IGx = buncha broke down dicks who'd rather booze it up and fight each other than fuck andro broads.

This means there will be more for the virile fellas who aren't afraid of a bit of an enlarged clit.

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Not a thing wrong with a little enlarged clitty. FACT. Anyone who thinks there is does not know what they are missing.
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T200 wrote:Not a thing wrong with a little enlarged clitty. FACT. Anyone who thinks there is does not know what they are missing.
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:IGx = buncha broke down dicks who'd rather booze it up and fight each other than fuck andro broads.

This means there will be more for the virile fellas who aren't afraid of a bit of an enlarged clit.
Enlarged clit is the next best thing to a pre-op tranny.
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Look at this place, fucking Rant will be begging Garm for his penis injections.

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Like fine wine, Friday's keep getting better.

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2010 ... -week.html

You may notice that a lot of the same faces keep showing up. Yes, The Gorilla has an Inner Circle, and yes, he has his favorites. I learned that one from da couch himself!
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TOPLESSPLEASETHX!

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Full of win.
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powerlifter54 wrote:Image

Full of win.
Indeed.

I'm not personally into 30 rep deadlifts, but I respect that she digs doing them.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:For their next seminar weekend, Quack and Gin need to organize an offical IGx/Andro Broad summit. Imagine the drinking/fighting/fucking in person. That hotel conference center would burn to the ground.
Dallas. This can be done.

Proto, I agree. =D>

Oh, the irony of it all...

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Gin Master wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:For their next seminar weekend, Quack and Gin need to organize an offical IGx/Andro Broad summit. Imagine the drinking/fighting/fucking in person. That hotel conference center would burn to the ground.
Dallas. This can be done.

Proto, I agree. =D>

Oh, the irony of it all...
Last I talked to Quack it looked like 2011, early in the year so it's cool outside.

Down the road there's a sweet Irish Pub, across the street from an English Pub near the hotel. Good times.

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100% natural. You gotta respect that!

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100% natural. You gotta respect that!
Delts and hairline suggest otherwise.
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