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Originally Posted by Jamie J. Skibicki
"Long story short, I'm not touching the stuff until conclusive information comes out."

Do you drink alcohol?

Nope.

Never have never will.

I don't train 6 days a week and keep a clean diet to blow it on a beverage that tastes like ear wax
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Good God. Did Jamie post that or is that his reply to an original poster?

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No, that's not Jamie.

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Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.

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whew. he missed the ax.

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Jamie is a Hero of the New World. I would have been shocked to know that he had said any such thing, even in jest.
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Do you drink alcohol?

Nope.

Never have never will.

I don't train 6 days a week and keep a clean diet to blow it on a beverage that tastes like ear wax
Kinda wondering how this person knows it tastes like ear wax if they haven't had any :-k

They certainly are a perplexed bunch over there, jeezus :rolleyes:
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Good God. Did Jamie post that or is that his reply to an original poster?
I've had a few beers with Jamie, so, unless something has gone horribly wrong, no.

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Gin Master wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Good God. Did Jamie post that or is that his reply to an original poster?
I've had a few beers with Jamie, so, unless something has gone horribly wrong, no.
Jamie visited us a few weeks back, he is a good dude and he definitely had a few drinks...


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Ash Uber Alles wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Good God. Did Jamie post that or is that his reply to an original poster?
I've had a few beers with Jamie, so, unless something has gone horribly wrong, no.
Jamie visited us a few weeks back, he is a good dude and he definitely had a few drinks...
Oh yeah...that dude will throw down for sure.

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JohnnyBadAss wrote:
Ash Uber Alles wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Good God. Did Jamie post that or is that his reply to an original poster?
I've had a few beers with Jamie, so, unless something has gone horribly wrong, no.
Jamie visited us a few weeks back, he is a good dude and he definitely had a few drinks...
Oh yeah...that dude will throw down for sure.
Hell yes man, and about the most inappropriate shit comes out of his mouth ever... fucking gold... pure comedic gold


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are we all lining up to fellate him now?

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tzg wrote:are we all lining up to fellate him now?
R@nt will as long as he's not the blocky powerlifter type.
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coop wrote:
tzg wrote:are we all lining up to fellate him now?
R@nt will as long as he's not the blocky powerlifter type.
=D>

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coop wrote:
tzg wrote:are we all lining up to fellate him now?
R@nt will as long as he's not the blocky powerlifter type.
I spit my coffee out reading this

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We all need a gym full of spin bikes

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The only thing I love more than Fridays is the groundswell of support, and fans who keep sending me pics.

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2010 ... en-it.html

Here's what this week has in store:

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And many, many more.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:The only thing I love more than Fridays is the groundswell of support, and fans who keep sending me pics.

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2010 ... en-it.html

Here's what this week has in store:

Image

Image

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And many, many more.
By your own high standards, this week you have outdone yourself.
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powerlifter54 wrote: By your own high standards, this week you have outdone yourself.

Thanks. I feel the pressure sometimes. But the fans make it all worthwhile. It helps to have so many Andro Broads sending me pics of themselves and their friends. One affiliate owner even told me that her girls knock themselves out harder when the camera comes out during the WOD.
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I bet those affiliates have a picture of the Buddy Gorilla Jesus on the walls somewhere for Andro Babe inspiration when the camera is taken out.
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.

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Sorry soldier! You're too much of a fucking fat-ass to do @Fit!

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/09 ... -crossfit/
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.

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If I were a guy, I would've had titanium at today's andros.

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Oh, and where do I get a velvet of Cubbie Gorilla Jesus?
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TheCoug wrote:Oh, and where do I get a velvet of Cubbie Gorilla Jesus?
Where do we get a photo of grown up you? Introduce yourself.

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Skibicki is a self-absorbed, self-centered pre-modonna w/a penchant for exhaggeration & self-absorption. The sooner the New Order cleanses his self important ass, the better. We only crave the hardest, baddest muthafuckas available, no thespian hipster douches aloud. Evar. The end-times r cumming.
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Pain and suffering, though, have become something of a calling card among dedicated CrossFitters. “It can kill you,” program founder Greg Glassman told the New York Times in 2005. “I’ve always been completely honest about that.” The program’s own mascots include “Pukey” the clown and “Dr. Rhabdo,” whose kidneys are spilling out of his abdomen (T-shirts $32.00, S-XXXL).

Read More http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/09 ... z0zqGgJgsN
lulz this reminded me of the XXM sizing like thousands of posts ago, those were good times.
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