The couch thread

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:38 pm

WGM is casting the women. I just want to play Couch during the auditions.

Doktor Agkistrodon · Post by **Doktor Agkistrodon** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:54 pm

Let Oliver Stone direct it. Just keep feeding him hash brownies until the flick has been filmed and edited. I guarantee you, you won't be disappointed.

And try to put HER in somewhere... Even if it's just a bit part where her boobs come bouncing out for a minute or two.

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:59 pm

Gin Master wrote:WGM is casting the women. I just want to play Couch during the auditions.

As long as you can pour yourself into the lines: "I attack the character of people for being unethical shitbags. It’s now your turn. I’ve thicker skin than you’ll ever be able to understand! We have a therapy for injuries here at CrossFit called STFU. It’s your turn to take some." And then come back from the edge to more tender lines: "It should be more like birthday party than physics class." This could be epic.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:00 pm

tzg wrote:
Gin Master wrote:WGM is casting the women. I just want to play Couch during the auditions.
As long as you can pour yourself into the lines: "I attack the character of people for being unethical shitbags. It’s now your turn. I’ve thicker skin than you’ll ever be able to understand! We have a therapy for injuries here at CrossFit called STFU. It’s your turn to take some." And then come back from the edge to more tender lines: "It should be more like birthday party than physics class." This could be epic.

Why did you edit out the hiccups and limp?

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:03 pm

And bonus points if you play the part with an eyepatch, too (why not?).

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:33 pm

Gin Master wrote:
tzg wrote:I think there might be a mildly interesting novel or film in this as long as we never have to think about people exercising.
Starring Gene Hackman as Couch
Spencer Pratt as Dave Castro
Lance Bass as Tony Budding
Justin Bieber and the male cast of Twilight as random @Fers
With David Crosby as John Walsh

That was so perfect, I have to wonder how long it's been sitting in a document on your laptop waiting for the chance to bust it out.

Count Truculent · Post by **Count Truculent** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:52 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
tzg wrote:I think there might be a mildly interesting novel or film in this as long as we never have to think about people exercising.
Starring Gene Hackman as Couch
Spencer Pratt as Dave Castro
Lance Bass as Tony Budding
Justin Bieber and the male cast of Twilight as random @Fers
With David Crosby as John Walsh

That was so perfect, I have to wonder how long it's been sitting in a document on your laptop waiting for the chance to bust it out.

They would need to shrink Gene Hackman with special effects, like they did to the actors playing the hobbits in LOTR

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:00 pm

Oh shit, don't let my brother know the hobbits aren't real.

David Crosby for Rant was gold.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:03 pm

how does uncle rhabdo survive in a reebok world?

none of the many who are injured sue the cult of the extreme. reebok puts its money it in, and it become a target for litigation every time one of the delusional exercise bulimics goes to the er, has an mri, etc.

x-fit's value is in not being corporate

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:28 am

After that extravaganza I'm waiting for Friday with baited breath

=D> =D> =D>

WildGorillaMan wrote:In honor of the Hindenburg that's about to cast off at HQ, tomorrow's Andro Friday is set to be a barn burner. Here at WildGorillaMedia we're going to be kicking it up a notch.

In the meantime, make sure you tune in to today's pre-show, which is bigger than usual.

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2010 ... ay_30.html

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Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:22 am

Starring Gene Hackman as Couch
Spencer Pratt as Dave Castro
Lance Bass as Tony Budding
Justin Bieber and the male cast of Twilight as random @Fers
With David Crosby as John Walsh

John Belushi as Barry Cooper

Jag Panzer · Post by **Jag Panzer** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:23 am

I almost want to put Danny Devito in the Couch role.

Too much?

Fuzzy Dunlop · Post by **Fuzzy Dunlop** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:17 am

Jag Panzer wrote:I almost want to put Danny Devito in the Couch role.

Too much?

Absolutely not. Devito has really outdone himself on ASIP.

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Jag Panzer · Post by **Jag Panzer** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:46 am

Well shit, I'm sold.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:04 pm

This may well be the best Andro Friday evar.

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2010 ... riday.html

Here's what you can expect to see, and many more:

Today's update is dedicated to a young lady who complained about me posting a pic of her on the Team Gorilla site. She was quite upset that I used an older picture of her, apparently the one I used wasn't hot enough, so she sent me several more recent shots that showcase her improved muscularity, tan, and overall sex appeal. Gorilla Jeebus bless you, honey, you know who you are.

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:22 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:This may well be the best Andro Friday evar.

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2010 ... riday.html

Here's what you can expect to see, and many more:

Today's update is dedicated to a young lady who complained about me posting a pic of her on the Team Gorilla site. She was quite upset that I used an older picture of her, apparently the one I used wasn't hot enough, so she sent me several more recent shots that showcase her improved muscularity, tan, and overall sex appeal. Gorilla Jeebus bless you, honey, you know who you are.

$\:D/$

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:07 pm

Good Friday!

MOAR PLX

Doktor Agkistrodon · Post by **Doktor Agkistrodon** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:19 pm

I'll drink to that! ... even at 9:30 in the morning.

WildGorillaMan wrote:This may well be the best Andro Friday evar.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:24 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Today's update is dedicated to a young lady who complained about me posting a pic of her on the Team Gorilla site. She was quite upset that I used an older picture of her, apparently the one I used wasn't hot enough, so she sent me several more recent shots that showcase her improved muscularity, tan, and overall sex appeal. Gorilla Jeebus bless you, honey, you know who you are.

Re-fucking-markable to know that narcissism and the Gorilla have gone to new heights. Props to you WGM! =D> =D> =D>

And much

for that lady who's obviously improved our Andro Friday for Oct 1st, whomever you are.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:36 pm

Awesome, you can see the forward position of the shoulders mimicking the shoulder impingement test on every one of those women doing the SDHP.

And the fucked up lumbar extension on the kettlebell overhead swing.

Starrett's attempting to mitigate this shit with his mobilityWOD is just like putting a bandaid on an open femoral artery.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:19 pm

This is a good statement piece, an andro @F babe juxtaposed against the male (?) judge. Pretty well says it all.

Doktor Agkistrodon · Post by **Doktor Agkistrodon** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:27 pm

Gin Master wrote:This is a good statement piece, an andro @F babe juxtaposed against the male (?) judge. Pretty well says it all.

Is that dude wearing a fucking scarf!? And the tight jeans with the big sneakers!? WTF is he gonna break out a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon while Modest Mouse plays an impromptu show? Fucking hipsters...

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:30 pm

I agree. What the fuck is going on there? Are male @Fers taking on the hipster vibe instead of the board short, wallet chain, faux hawk douche vibe?

Shaun B. O'Murnecan · Post by **Shaun B. O'Murnecan** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:33 pm

ArtimusPiledriver wrote:
Gin Master wrote:This is a good statement piece, an andro @F babe juxtaposed against the male (?) judge. Pretty well says it all.

Is that dude wearing a fucking scarf!? And the tight jeans with the big sneakers!? WTF is he gonna break out a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon while Modest Mouse plays an impromptu show? Fucking hipsters...

Fuck you. Mouse has some good shit.

IGX

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