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WGM is casting the women. I just want to play Couch during the auditions.


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Let Oliver Stone direct it. Just keep feeding him hash brownies until the flick has been filmed and edited. I guarantee you, you won't be disappointed.

And try to put HER in somewhere... Even if it's just a bit part where her boobs come bouncing out for a minute or two.

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Gin Master wrote:WGM is casting the women. I just want to play Couch during the auditions.
As long as you can pour yourself into the lines: "I attack the character of people for being unethical shitbags. It’s now your turn. I’ve thicker skin than you’ll ever be able to understand! We have a therapy for injuries here at CrossFit called STFU. It’s your turn to take some." And then come back from the edge to more tender lines: "It should be more like birthday party than physics class." This could be epic.


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tzg wrote:
Gin Master wrote:WGM is casting the women. I just want to play Couch during the auditions.
As long as you can pour yourself into the lines: "I attack the character of people for being unethical shitbags. It’s now your turn. I’ve thicker skin than you’ll ever be able to understand! We have a therapy for injuries here at CrossFit called STFU. It’s your turn to take some." And then come back from the edge to more tender lines: "It should be more like birthday party than physics class." This could be epic.
Why did you edit out the hiccups and limp?
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And bonus points if you play the part with an eyepatch, too (why not?).

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Gin Master wrote:
tzg wrote:I think there might be a mildly interesting novel or film in this as long as we never have to think about people exercising.
Starring Gene Hackman as Couch
Spencer Pratt as Dave Castro
Lance Bass as Tony Budding
Justin Bieber and the male cast of Twilight as random @Fers
With David Crosby as John Walsh

That was so perfect, I have to wonder how long it's been sitting in a document on your laptop waiting for the chance to bust it out.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
tzg wrote:I think there might be a mildly interesting novel or film in this as long as we never have to think about people exercising.
Starring Gene Hackman as Couch
Spencer Pratt as Dave Castro
Lance Bass as Tony Budding
Justin Bieber and the male cast of Twilight as random @Fers
With David Crosby as John Walsh

That was so perfect, I have to wonder how long it's been sitting in a document on your laptop waiting for the chance to bust it out.
They would need to shrink Gene Hackman with special effects, like they did to the actors playing the hobbits in LOTR

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Oh shit, don't let my brother know the hobbits aren't real.

David Crosby for Rant was gold.
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how does uncle rhabdo survive in a reebok world?

none of the many who are injured sue the cult of the extreme. reebok puts its money it in, and it become a target for litigation every time one of the delusional exercise bulimics goes to the er, has an mri, etc.

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After that extravaganza I'm waiting for Friday with baited breath

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Starring Gene Hackman as Couch
Spencer Pratt as Dave Castro
Lance Bass as Tony Budding
Justin Bieber and the male cast of Twilight as random @Fers
With David Crosby as John Walsh
John Belushi as Barry Cooper
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I almost want to put Danny Devito in the Couch role.

Too much?

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Jag Panzer wrote:I almost want to put Danny Devito in the Couch role.

Too much?
Absolutely not. Devito has really outdone himself on ASIP.
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Well shit, I'm sold.

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This may well be the best Andro Friday evar.

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2010 ... riday.html

Here's what you can expect to see, and many more:

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Today's update is dedicated to a young lady who complained about me posting a pic of her on the Team Gorilla site. She was quite upset that I used an older picture of her, apparently the one I used wasn't hot enough, so she sent me several more recent shots that showcase her improved muscularity, tan, and overall sex appeal. Gorilla Jeebus bless you, honey, you know who you are.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:This may well be the best Andro Friday evar.

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2010 ... riday.html

Here's what you can expect to see, and many more:

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Today's update is dedicated to a young lady who complained about me posting a pic of her on the Team Gorilla site. She was quite upset that I used an older picture of her, apparently the one I used wasn't hot enough, so she sent me several more recent shots that showcase her improved muscularity, tan, and overall sex appeal. Gorilla Jeebus bless you, honey, you know who you are.
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Good Friday!

MOAR PLX

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I'll drink to that! ... even at 9:30 in the morning.
WildGorillaMan wrote:This may well be the best Andro Friday evar.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Today's update is dedicated to a young lady who complained about me posting a pic of her on the Team Gorilla site. She was quite upset that I used an older picture of her, apparently the one I used wasn't hot enough, so she sent me several more recent shots that showcase her improved muscularity, tan, and overall sex appeal. Gorilla Jeebus bless you, honey, you know who you are.
Re-fucking-markable to know that narcissism and the Gorilla have gone to new heights. Props to you WGM! =D> =D> =D>

And much :heart: :heart: :heart: for that lady who's obviously improved our Andro Friday for Oct 1st, whomever you are.
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Awesome, you can see the forward position of the shoulders mimicking the shoulder impingement test on every one of those women doing the SDHP.

And the fucked up lumbar extension on the kettlebell overhead swing.

Starrett's attempting to mitigate this shit with his mobilityWOD is just like putting a bandaid on an open femoral artery.


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This is a good statement piece, an andro @F babe juxtaposed against the male (?) judge. Pretty well says it all.

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Gin Master wrote:This is a good statement piece, an andro @F babe juxtaposed against the male (?) judge. Pretty well says it all.

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Is that dude wearing a fucking scarf!? And the tight jeans with the big sneakers!? WTF is he gonna break out a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon while Modest Mouse plays an impromptu show? Fucking hipsters...

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I agree. What the fuck is going on there? Are male @Fers taking on the hipster vibe instead of the board short, wallet chain, faux hawk douche vibe?

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ArtimusPiledriver wrote:
Gin Master wrote:This is a good statement piece, an andro @F babe juxtaposed against the male (?) judge. Pretty well says it all.

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Is that dude wearing a fucking scarf!? And the tight jeans with the big sneakers!? WTF is he gonna break out a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon while Modest Mouse plays an impromptu show? Fucking hipsters...
Fuck you. Mouse has some good shit.
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