IGX

Truths is, most of you basement-dwelling faggots will never share the pleasures of a woman, and--FACT--my wife is ten times hotter than the stank-ass bitches you post here. She's smart AND she lifts heavy shit. And No, I'm not going to share pics. But you guys go ahead and pretend like you have your choice of imaginary CrossFit hoes. Enjoy your KY lube and desperate post-masturbation tears, faggots.

lesser_rebelangel wrote:Truths is, most of you basement-dwelling faggots will never share the pleasures of a woman, and--FACT--my wife is ten times hotter than the stank-ass bitches you post here. She's smart AND she lifts heavy shit. And No, I'm not going to share pics. But you guys go ahead and pretend like you have your choice of imaginary CrossFit hoes. Enjoy your KY lube and desperate post-masturbation tears, faggots.

Sounds like you know something about Ky lube and desperate post-masturbation tears.

pigpen wrote:

lesser_rebelangel wrote:Truths is, most of you basement-dwelling faggots will never share the pleasures of a woman, and--FACT--my wife is ten times hotter than the stank-ass bitches you post here. She's smart AND she lifts heavy shit. And No, I'm not going to share pics. But you guys go ahead and pretend like you have your choice of imaginary CrossFit hoes. Enjoy your KY lube and desperate post-masturbation tears, faggots.

Sounds like you know something about Ky lube and desperate post-masturbation tears.

Fuck off like a good lil fag why don't ya.

lesser_rebelangel wrote:

pigpen wrote:

lesser_rebelangel wrote:Truths is, most of you basement-dwelling faggots will never share the pleasures of a woman, and--FACT--my wife is ten times hotter than the stank-ass bitches you post here. She's smart AND she lifts heavy shit. And No, I'm not going to share pics. But you guys go ahead and pretend like you have your choice of imaginary CrossFit hoes. Enjoy your KY lube and desperate post-masturbation tears, faggots.

Sounds like you know something about Ky lube and desperate post-masturbation tears.

Fuck off like a good lil fag why don't ya.

Jeebus. You were doing so good and then you fell off the wagon and took "suck ass" to a new level.

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Fuck off like a good lil fag why don't ya.[/quote]

Yeah. Okay.

So, where does the ma & pa local @fit box go from here? Reaping the rewards of circuit training under a @fit banner? It's amazing that so many people here have experience with the inner workings of an organization that until two years ago I thought was the best thing since the vagina. This thread probably has squeegied my third eye better than all of the lsd I did in the last 15 years combined.

big_t2100 wrote:Not sure if this was posted a few weeks ago......I found it funny as shit, but that's just me...
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Great pics, beautiful women. Such intensity.

syaigh wrote:

Mickey O'neil wrote:

dead man walking wrote:

Mickey O'neil wrote:

syaigh wrote:

dead man walking wrote:

syaigh wrote: . . look a lot better as well.

we'll need to see pics to confirm

Please. You know what I look like. I updated things recently, you know.

Apparently, I share nude photos when I'm drunk, but the parties involved accepted my apologies and told me they erased them off their hard drive.

However, I did go to a liberal arts college and posed for some "photography majors". So, who knows what's out there. And that would have been almost 20 years ago when I was a sweet young thing.

Hmmm, I didn't receive any nude photos. Am I not good enough?

perhaps she realizes her photos would get lost among all the other nude photos women regularly send you

syaigh knows she's special.

Come on, I know Katy Perry is blowing up your inbox. I don't stand a chance.

Of korse you do.

It's great when lesserfaggotangel comes in here and offers to be the lucky pierre.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's great when lesserfaggotangel comes in here and offers to be the lucky pierre.

Shaf, you have nothing to be ashamed of: there's nothing pathetic about having a sock-puppet with bright-red lipstick for a girlfriend "suck" your dick while you pathetically murmur, "Not so fast, uh, I'm about to cum faster than the extent of my powerlifting career..."

lesser_rebelangel wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's great when lesserfaggotangel comes in here and offers to be the lucky pierre.

Shaf, you have nothing to be ashamed of: there's nothing pathetic about having a sock-puppet with bright-red lipstick for a girlfriend "suck" your dick while you pathetically murmur, "Not so fast, uh, I'm about to cum faster than the extent of my powerlifting career..."

Maybe I'm drunk, but I don't understand what you just posted. Which way are you swinging, manic or depressive?

Another drunkard, then. Welcome to IGx, where you'll learn that the AA twelve step program has the exact same rate of success as the spontaneous quitter.

Also..how do you successfully apply lipstick to your sock puppet? I'd give that bitch the hardest 45 seconds of her life. (sup EZ!)

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Another drunkard, then. Welcome to IGx, where you'll learn that the AA twelve step program has the exact same rate of success as the spontaneous quitter.

I'm no quitter. Regularly scheduled drunkenness is good for the soul. Or maybe bad for the liver . . . depends on the frequency . . .

Of course, that depends on your definition of drunk. I tend to include buzzed and tipsy in that definition. Drunk and me don't get along.

syaigh wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Another drunkard, then. Welcome to IGx, where you'll learn that the AA twelve step program has the exact same rate of success as the spontaneous quitter.

I'm no quitter. Regularly scheduled drunkenness is good for the soul. Or maybe bad for the liver . . . depends on the frequency . . .

Of course, that depends on your definition of drunk. I tend to include buzzed and tipsy in that definition. Drunk and me don't get along.

So how many drinks does it take for nakkedness? They were out there. It was posted onthe internet so it HAS to be true.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Also..how do you successfully apply lipstick to your sock puppet? I'd give that bitch the hardest 45 seconds of her life. (sup EZ!)

LOL

syaigh wrote:

lesser_rebelangel wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's great when lesserfaggotangel comes in here and offers to be the lucky pierre.

Shaf, you have nothing to be ashamed of: there's nothing pathetic about having a sock-puppet with bright-red lipstick for a girlfriend "suck" your dick while you pathetically murmur, "Not so fast, uh, I'm about to cum faster than the extent of my powerlifting career..."

Maybe I'm drunk, but I don't understand what you just posted. Which way are you swinging, manic or depressive?

Dunno who he is...Chump needs to step aside...With T200 gone, I figure I got a shot at the IGX addiction belt. fo sho.

You could be the interim IGx addict....When t200 darkens the door again you all can sort it out then.

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:You could be the interim IGx addict....When t200 darkens the door again you all can sort it out then.

I've got some work to do...He's a full on Jedi master.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Also..how do you successfully apply lipstick to your sock puppet?

With your dominant hand securely inserted to the tube sock, open your thumb and forefinger as if to open the sock puppet's 'mouth.' She/he must be held perfectly still (it's important that you have had neither too many stimulants or excess alcohol at this juncture, lest she/he shift about during the application of said lipstick). Draw on the lip liner first, sketching the outline of a succulent pair of feminine/masculine lips, after which you'll fiill in the outline with the lipstick of your choice (in other words, whatever shade your mom happens to keep around). Then, promptly have the sock puppet (your hand) deep throat your Jimminy-cricket-sized member (of course making panicky gurgling and gasping noises to accentuate the frantic yet brutal assault on your jimmy.

lesser_rebelangel wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Also..how do you successfully apply lipstick to your sock puppet?

With your dominant hand securely inserted to the tube sock, open your thumb and forefinger as if to open the sock puppet's 'mouth.' She/he must be held perfectly still (it's important that you have had neither too many stimulants or excess alcohol at this juncture, lest she/he shift about during the application of said lipstick). Draw on the lip liner first, sketching the outline of a succulent pair of feminine/masculine lips, after which you'll fiill in the outline with the lipstick of your choice (in other words, whatever shade your mom happens to keep around). Then, promptly have the sock puppet (your hand) deep throat your Jimminy-cricket-sized member (of course making panicky gurgling and gasping noises to accentuate the frantic yet brutal assault on your jimmy.

Ed! We got your pre op tranny! Lesser cherub knows waaaay to much about lipstick.....

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:

lesser_rebelangel wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Also..how do you successfully apply lipstick to your sock puppet?

With your dominant hand securely inserted to the tube sock, open your thumb and forefinger as if to open the sock puppet's 'mouth.' She/he must be held perfectly still (it's important that you have had neither too many stimulants or excess alcohol at this juncture, lest she/he shift about during the application of said lipstick). Draw on the lip liner first, sketching the outline of a succulent pair of feminine/masculine lips, after which you'll fiill in the outline with the lipstick of your choice (in other words, whatever shade your mom happens to keep around). Then, promptly have the sock puppet (your hand) deep throat your Jimminy-cricket-sized member (of course making panicky gurgling and gasping noises to accentuate the frantic yet brutal assault on your jimmy.

Ed! We got your pre op tranny! Lesser cherub knows waaaay to much about lipstick.....

If he/she ain't thick, Brazilian, and sporting double D tits it ain't my type.

lesser_rebelangel wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Also..how do you successfully apply lipstick to your sock puppet?

With your dominant hand securely inserted to the tube sock, open your thumb and forefinger as if to open the sock puppet's 'mouth.' She/he must be held perfectly still (it's important that you have had neither too many stimulants or excess alcohol at this juncture, lest she/he shift about during the application of said lipstick). Draw on the lip liner first, sketching the outline of a succulent pair of feminine/masculine lips, after which you'll fiill in the outline with the lipstick of your choice (in other words, whatever shade your mom happens to keep around). Then, promptly have the sock puppet (your hand) deep throat your Jimminy-cricket-sized member (of course making panicky gurgling and gasping noises to accentuate the frantic yet brutal assault on your jimmy.

Since I'm a switch hitter maybe you could elaborate upon this for somebody in my situation?

lesser_rebelangel wrote:Shaf, you have nothing to be ashamed of: there's nothing pathetic about having a sock-puppet with bright-red lipstick for a girlfriend "suck" your dick while you pathetically murmur, "Not so fast, uh, I'm about to cum faster than the extent of my powerlifting career..."

Clearly this is Castro after 4 apple-tini's

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Yes, I'm drunk wrote:Just noticed the quote below from this website http://www.colinmcnulty.com/blog/tag/nicole-carroll/ posted in January of this year.

•I was also surprised to learn that Crossfit Inc has only just turned a profit for the first time this year. Bare in mind that Crossfit, it terms of what Greg Glassman has been doing, is coming up 30 years old now! That’s one hell of a gestation period.

Interesting. Does anyone else have more information about this?

He said that in 2008, not this year. The notion of "profit" is somewhat loose for a small corporation - Glassman has almost certainly been paying himself a rather decent salary the last few years.

Also amusing:

Glassman is not precious about the Crossfit way / WoD (Workout of the Day) He actually hopes one day someone will show that they have a better, more efficacious approach than the WoD!
There were various conversations about other approaches and variations of Crossfit, for which Greg was completely happy to entertain the idea and watch the experimentation of people doing it. Of course his reaction was simply this: If some other approach is better, let’s see it do well at the Crossfit Games. Then I’ll take notice.

Right, Greg, right. What people say vs. what they do is an important distinction to hold onto.