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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I'm going to break silence here and say 2 things

1. Most rugby girls are not exceptionally good looking, nor do they have athletic, aesthetically pleasing bodies.
2. There's a large percentage of lesbians whom are drawn to the sport.

#2 was shocking to my high school girls team. #1 held true even for the young ones.
a) Team Gorilla stopped centering on The Gorilla's personal obsessions quite some time ago. The Gorilla takes requests, and this was one of them. Next up: Volleyball players.

b) WRT #2 You're talking about a sizable percentage of the Team Gorilla fan demographic. So, really, who cares?

c) You're a real glass-is-half-empty kinda guy you know that?
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I think this one right here was in a Tim Burton cartoon.


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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I'm going to break silence here and say 2 things

1. Most rugby girls are not exceptionally good looking, nor do they have athletic, aesthetically pleasing bodies.
2. There's a large percentage of lesbians whom are drawn to the sport.

#2 was shocking to my high school girls team. #1 held true even for the young ones.
#3. 75% of them could double for Shaf.


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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:1. Most rugby girls are not exceptionally good looking, nor do they have athletic, aesthetically pleasing bodies.
That goes for @F womyn, or any other women for that matter. Let the Gorilla filter out the stems and seeds.

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This is based on 20 years of observation of the evolving dynamic of North American Women's Rugby. In other countries....less butch.

I don't know why this is, it's just how it panned out. Pointing out there's a dog in the room is hardly pessimistic.

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This is essentially unfiltered.


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so are all the lesbian fantasies about straight girls who act lesbian for a moment, not about real lesbians?

i think you guys, in this thread, could finally clear that one up for me.

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Got it!

But.. wait.

are you sure that first pair isn't lesbian?
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cuz when i google "hot lesbians", all of the pictures look like the first one you posted.

oh well. thanks anyway.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I'm going to break silence here and say 2 things

1. I'm gay.
2. I'm do science.
hmmm
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chubbyhubby wrote:
TheCoug wrote:so are all the lesbian fantasies about straight girls who act lesbian for a moment, not about real lesbians?
Exactly. It's this:
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Not this:
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TheCoug wrote:Got it!

But.. wait.

are you sure that first pair isn't lesbian?

How about an introduction over at the FSF?

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Anybody have any new Glasshole sightings?

Now back to why rugby attracts so many gays.
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Gary John wrote:Anybody have any new Glasshole sightings?

Now back to why rugby attracts so many gays.
In college, I had a chemistry lab partner who was hot and played rugby. She also didn't wear a bra which should've clued me in but she was hot so I ignored the signs. She invited me to come see them play, which I did, and then she said "this is my girlfriend" and I said "damn" under my breath. All that way, had to watch a stupid game, only to find out she's a dike. I still got to look down her bra-less shirt during chem lab though so it was all good.
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Back on topic here, ladies (and The Gorilla knows you're reading this) WildGorillaMedia is still accepting submissions of in-costume workout pics for Team Gorilla's First Annual Androween SpOOKtacular on Monday.

If you're not yet a friend of Team Gorilla on Facebook, you really should be. Every day is like a Birthday Party.


*edited for the move to Monday from Friday, since most people are having their Halloween parties on the weekend.
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You mean "Everyday is like Birthday Party".


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Looks like Barky is having photo shoots with pro photog now. I will miss the self promoting self timer and in the mirror shots, but it look like self esteem is taking a dip and that can only mean nudity is on the way soon!

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... rB_PRE.wmv

WTF is with the adult acne? I know that gear can cause some changes, but these chciks are all starting to resemble one another. What are they taking that is jacking there faces up so bad and why hasen't someone with any sense jumped in to help out with cycles yet!

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CultBuster wrote:but it look like self esteem is taking a dip and that can only mean nudity is on the way soon!
At first it will be on a personal paysite, of course. Then maybe a paid webcam site.
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RE Acne:

It's pretty rampant among even the experienced female amateur endocrinologists. It has a lot to do with the androgen/estrogen ratios in the body. A monster of a man I once knew noted that he could get a good feel for how much of the T he was adding was converting to estrogen by the amount of acne he had.

I bet most of those girls are on 2-4 mg of 'var or winny, or maybe 5mg of thai pink.


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CultBuster wrote:
Ally1.jpg
ally2.jpg
Looks like Barky is having photo shoots with pro photog now. I will miss the self promoting self timer and in the mirror shots, but it look like self esteem is taking a dip and that can only mean nudity is on the way soon!

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... rB_PRE.wmv

WTF is with the adult acne? I know that gear can cause some changes, but these chciks are all starting to resemble one another. What are they taking that is jacking there faces up so bad and why hasen't someone with any sense jumped in to help out with cycles yet!

She's still looking good by why the photo ops in the toilet?

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