IGX

TheCoug wrote:

Shapecharge wrote:Don't say no so quickly Cougarooni. My sac sweats pure testosterone if you work it properly and it will surely help your traps and delts pop out and reduce that Fran even lower than it is already. I'll even trim the hair off.

Wait a minute...is this yet another Rant sockpuppet?

Shapecharge, it's just that you said you were small and last time I did that with a small(ish) guy? Didn't like it as much as I thought. So even with the hair off I'm gonna have to decline.

But thanks!

I forgot to mention I can lick my eyebrows. How many kids have you punched out Coug? You still got a good grip down there? And have you got a serious set of meat-curtains or are you an all-innie type? Post some pics pleaze.

I love beer. Luuuuuuvs. But real beer. Not piss beer.

I have a great grip and my meat curtains are legendary. But ask all the guys on the dating sites who send me pics of their junk (is a pic of yours in my in box?). I don't do nudies on the internet or thru text. Call me crazy!

Will you still love me here tho? I mean, what other female has arrived to say- hey you! come squeeze my boobies in person!

TheC

Love is a bit much after just a few posts but I tell you what, if you're willing to put binder clips on your nips, and I'm talking the big binder clips, and let me dunk your head in the toilet while you're getting drilled in the keister, this could lead to love.

Shapecharge wrote:Love is a bit much after just a few posts but I tell you what, if you're willing to put binder clips on your nips, and I'm talking the big binder clips, and let me dunk your head in the toilet while you're getting drilled in the keister, this could lead to love.

Coug, he's all talk and no go.

Hooker, don't make me regulate. We will reach 1M views by T-giving!

Shapecharge wrote:Hooker, don't make me regulate. We will reach 1M views by T-giving!

WTF does you not putting out have to do with 1M views?

Shapecharge wrote:Hooker, don't make me regulate. We will reach 1M views by T-giving!

in before lock!

Shapecharge wrote:Love is a bit much after just a few posts but I tell you what, if you're willing to put binder clips on your nips, and I'm talking the big binder clips, and let me dunk your head in the toilet while you're getting drilled in the keister, this could lead to love.

Those are big IFs lover boy. Like I said, you lost me at the small thing.

TheCoug wrote:

Shapecharge wrote:Love is a bit much after just a few posts but I tell you what, if you're willing to put binder clips on your nips, and I'm talking the big binder clips, and let me dunk your head in the toilet while you're getting drilled in the keister, this could lead to love.

Those are big IFs lover boy. Like I said, you lost me at the small thing.

Post your booty pics over at the Blocky boy thread. Everyone is doing it.

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=214678&start=375

TheCoug wrote:I love beer. Luuuuuuvs. But real beer. Not piss beer.

I have a great grip and my meat curtains are legendary. But ask all the guys on the dating sites who send me pics of their junk (is a pic of yours in my in box?). I don't do nudies on the internet or thru text. Call me crazy!

Will you still love me here tho? I mean, what other female has arrived to say- hey you! come squeeze my boobies in person!

TheC

As a neutral third party, who takes no offense at non-OEM Tits, ass, vagina, and or vaganus. I can offer a solid but not overwhelming grip (COC 2.5, 165# Rolling Thunder) to confirm or dis-confirm any and all textural, resilience, shape, gravitational distortion, and moisture questions....for the good of the Board. I can promise to be polite but not gentle.

TheCoug wrote:

Shapecharge wrote:Love is a bit much after just a few posts but I tell you what, if you're willing to put binder clips on your nips, and I'm talking the big binder clips, and let me dunk your head in the toilet while you're getting drilled in the keister, this could lead to love.

Those are big IFs lover boy. Like I said, you lost me at the small thing.

I'm about three inches...FROM THE GROUND!

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

TheCoug wrote:I love beer. Luuuuuuvs. But real beer. Not piss beer.

I have a great grip and my meat curtains are legendary. But ask all the guys on the dating sites who send me pics of their junk (is a pic of yours in my in box?). I don't do nudies on the internet or thru text. Call me crazy!

Will you still love me here tho? I mean, what other female has arrived to say- hey you! come squeeze my boobies in person!

TheC

As a neutral third party, who takes no offense at non-OEM Tits, ass, vagina, and or vaganus. I can offer a solid but not overwhelming grip (COC 2.5, 165# Rolling Thunder) to confirm or dis-confirm any and all textural, resilience, shape, gravitational distortion, and moisture questions....for the good of the Board. I can promise to be polite but not gentle.

Oh sir?

What the fuck does that post mean?

Thanks!

TheC

Rant! wrote:

TheCoug wrote:

Shapecharge wrote:Love is a bit much after just a few posts but I tell you what, if you're willing to put binder clips on your nips, and I'm talking the big binder clips, and let me dunk your head in the toilet while you're getting drilled in the keister, this could lead to love.

Those are big IFs lover boy. Like I said, you lost me at the small thing.

Post your booty pics over at the Blocky boy thread. Everyone is doing it.

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=214678&start=375

as soon as i get over laughing and throwing up in my mouth at once.. i'm on it boyz!

TheC

TheCoug wrote:

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

TheCoug wrote:I love beer. Luuuuuuvs. But real beer. Not piss beer.

I have a great grip and my meat curtains are legendary. But ask all the guys on the dating sites who send me pics of their junk (is a pic of yours in my in box?). I don't do nudies on the internet or thru text. Call me crazy!

Will you still love me here tho? I mean, what other female has arrived to say- hey you! come squeeze my boobies in person!

TheC

As a neutral third party, who takes no offense at non-OEM Tits, ass, vagina, and or vaganus. I can offer a solid but not overwhelming grip (COC 2.5, 165# Rolling Thunder) to confirm or dis-confirm any and all textural, resilience, shape, gravitational distortion, and moisture questions....for the good of the Board. I can promise to be polite but not gentle.

Oh sir?

What the fuck does that post mean?

Thanks!

TheC

don't worry. you'll catch up.

What the fuck? How is it that the Coug rolls with no intro? She comes in here and pops off at the lip and says she has great tits (which we don't get to see) and she gets a pass? While I am at it Booty Bopper can step up too.

Sorry WGM, The coug may be a compadre, but there has to be some standards.

TITS or GTFO!

Charismatic megafauna wrote:
don't worry. you'll catch up.

CM, you are so smooth. Damn!

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:
Sorry WGM, The coug may be a compadre, but there has to be some standards.

TITS or GTFO!

I'm not her dad, she doesn't need me to sort shit out for her.

Coug, there are rules, an introductory post on the FSF is mandatory.

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:What the fuck? How is it that the Coug rolls with no intro? She comes in here and pops off at the lip and says she has great tits (which we don't get to see) and she gets a pass? While I am at it Booty Bopper can step up too.

Sorry WGM, The coug may be a compadre, but there has to be some standards.

TITS or GTFO!

nearly every person forgets that. It's one of the IGX sophomore class perk to point this faux pas out in shrill tones.

HFG Dude,

She offered a RealLife over the clothes grope. I mean it's no camping trip but that's got to be some kind of a benchmark.

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:What the fuck? How is it that the Coug rolls with no intro? She comes in here and pops off at the lip and says she has great tits (which we don't get to see) and she gets a pass? While I am at it Booty Bopper can step up too.

Sorry WGM, The coug may be a compadre, but there has to be some standards.

TITS or GTFO!

nearly every person forgets that. It's one of the IGX sophomore class perk to point this faux pas out in shrill tones.

HFG Dude,

She offered a RealLife over the clothes grope. I mean it's no camping trip but that's got to be some kind of a benchmark.

Damn, did I sound shrill? I was hoping she might just cave and show us her tits.

I'll do an intro. hold your horses.
it may take a day.

TheC

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:What the fuck? How is it that the Coug rolls with no intro? She comes in here and pops off at the lip and says she has great tits (which we don't get to see) and she gets a pass? While I am at it Booty Bopper can step up too.

Sorry WGM, The coug may be a compadre, but there has to be some standards.

TITS or GTFO!

nearly every person forgets that. It's one of the IGX sophomore class perk to point this faux pas out in shrill tones.

HFG Dude,

She offered a RealLife over the clothes grope. I mean it's no camping trip but that's got to be some kind of a benchmark.

Damn, did I sound shrill? I was hoping she might just cave and show us her tits.

Maybe your voice just cracked a little. However, this could play to your benefit. From what I know of Ms. Coug She's only open for bidness with those recently out of puberty.

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:What the fuck? How is it that the Coug rolls with no intro? She comes in here and pops off at the lip and says she has great tits (which we don't get to see) and she gets a pass? While I am at it Booty Bopper can step up too.

Sorry WGM, The coug may be a compadre, but there has to be some standards.

TITS or GTFO!

nearly every person forgets that. It's one of the IGX sophomore class perk to point this faux pas out in shrill tones.

HFG Dude,

She offered a RealLife over the clothes grope. I mean it's no camping trip but that's got to be some kind of a benchmark.

Damn, did I sound shrill? I was hoping she might just cave and show us her tits.

Maybe your voice just cracked a little. However, this could play to your benefit. From what I know of Ms. Coug She's only open for bidness with those recently out of puberty.

Sweet! Got my list....Book a train to Canada, buy a gross of raincoats. Shes in for the hardest 45 seconds of her life (EZ!) times 144.

From what I know of Ms. Coug She's only open for bidness with those recently out of puberty.

Sick. Old vag is nasty vag.

ChrispyChrist TOM, first with the Chubby hate and now this revelation.

Please tell me you take massive quantities of psychotropics to make up for a complete absence of Joy in your life.

TheCoug wrote:I'll do an intro. hold your horses.
it may take a day.

TheC

Be like Rant. Fuck the intro. Just roll right over these motherfuckers and establish your presence. The intro was set up by the old gaurd as a way to prop up their oligarchy. Be a fucking anarchist like Rant.