kratom mixed with peppermint mocha and oreos. It is my unfortunate experience with cougs that has soured me for life. I think she broke her hip.Please tell me you take massive quantities of psychotropics to make up for a complete absence of Joy in your life.
The couch thread
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"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
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So. Do you get vag points for not having kids, even though you are old, nasty vag? I told you I'm here to learn.
muah!

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Post by KingSchmaltzBagelHour »
This is correct.tough old man wrote:Self absorbed narcissistic cunts. An accurate description of @fit women and men. I have met less than a handful that I actually like. Heres a hint: there is more to life than your fucking workout, your fucking gym, your fucking body fat levels, and your fucking. So be fucking off now.
This dumb ass is pure @fit...just by being around she is under the impression that it's all about her.
I stand by my statement from before that she's not delicious. I retract my would and now vote WOULD NOT.
Please leave.
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Post by Blaidd Drwg »
tough old man wrote:Self absorbed narcissistic cunts. An accurate description of @fit women and men. I have met less than a handful that I actually like. Heres a hint: there is more to life than your fucking workout, your fucking gym, your fucking body fat levels, and your fucking. So be fucking off now.
I'll have to accede that this is a deadnutz accurate critique of most @fitters I've met on line and nearly the opposite of what I've found in real life.
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Oh yeah, I saw that a few days ago. I thought it was pretty retarded. Nice ass though. That affiliate is from 'round my way.friedquads wrote:jenny sandbag local shirt.jpg
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1. Do you like to go camping?
2. Are you allergic to any narcotics?
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Dem thighs!
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So are we.TheCoug wrote:i posted my booty pic.
now i'm bored.
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Holy shit, yessireeeeee!!!lesser_rebelangel wrote:Sorry to interrupt your virtual clit-sucking session on Coug but I wanted to thank WGM, because this is a woman:
Dem thighs!
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Re: The couch thread
Miss Piggy wrote:Never eat more than you can lift.
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syaigh wrote:You are right, that girl is absolutely gorgeous and has a beautiful body. But, the whole six-pack-for-girls movement would probably call her chubby. And that sucks.
Fuck what they think.
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I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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The 6-pack for girls group will get killed and eaten to provide sustenance to the strong.syaigh wrote:You are right, that girl is absolutely gorgeous and has a beautiful body. But, the whole six-pack-for-girls movement would probably call her chubby. And that sucks.
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answers - 1.yes. 2. not so far.
But that woman? GORGEOUS!!!!! I don't know one woman on the planet who would call her chubby. Expecially cougey here since cougey has no six pack.
(but cougie luvs her some T, too.)

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Post by Holland Oates »
I would lick her where she pees.lesser_rebelangel wrote:Sorry to interrupt your virtual clit-sucking session on Coug but I wanted to thank WGM, because this is a woman:
Dem thighs!
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Re: The couch thread
the jealous haters who hate would.TheCoug wrote:You know, if shapey had gotten around to clitsucking? the whole thing may have gone different.
answers - 1.yes. 2. not so far.
But that woman? GORGEOUS!!!!! I don't know one woman on the planet who would call her chubby. Expecially cougey here since cougey has no six pack.
(but cougie luvs her some T, too.)
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This is because you are not queer.Mickey O'neil wrote:I would take her over six-pack chick any day of the week. Easily.

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I was going to go as Shaf but my pajamas were in the wash.
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