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Gin Master wrote:Couch sighting.

Pissin' across Broad Times and Modal Domains.

Behind the scenes with Castro and Pudding living the "@ssfit wet-dream" at their recent lake-side camping trip.

I go on hiatus for a few weeks and this fucker is back to top form.

PS Barky if that's you good work on that Skinemax soft-porn shoot. That house that hasn't been cleaned since you moved in was a nice touch.

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

ArtimusPiledriver wrote:
But you'll know the truth... The cows, ultimately, are scared shitless of doing anything that seems too much like hard work.

sez Capt. Fucking Obvious.

This coming from "She Who Has To Reaffirm With Her Username That She Does Indeed Have Balls," really? Though to your credit, I'm certain they weigh 50 lbs. apiece, and are made of the finest brass ;-)

Gonna need a name so that I can stalk




See directions above

Dude, I can't even keep track anymore.

WildGorillaMan wrote:Dude, I can't even keep track anymore.

For a brief second you sounded as though you were complaining LOL

ArtimusPiledriver wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:Dude, I can't even keep track anymore.

For a brief second you sounded as though you were complaining LOL

I'm sure the Gorilla's life is hell with all these wimmenz wanting to be apart of the Gorilla harem.

friedquads wrote:

ArtimusPiledriver wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:Dude, I can't even keep track anymore.

For a brief second you sounded as though you were complaining LOL

I'm sure the Gorilla's life is hell with all these wimmenz wanting to be apart of the Gorilla harem.

I'm sure the Gorilla's life is hell with all these wimmenz using him to feed their endless narcissism.

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

friedquads wrote:

ArtimusPiledriver wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:Dude, I can't even keep track anymore.

For a brief second you sounded as though you were complaining LOL

I'm sure the Gorilla's life is hell with all these wimmenz wanting to be apart of the Gorilla harem.

I'm sure the Gorilla's life is hell with all these wimmenz using him to feed their endless narcissism.

Jealous much?

There's still no one that WGM is posting that really even begins to compare to ANYC.

Yes, except that she's totally wasting her potential.

Just went over a million views.

Aww shizzle.

OgreOnRoids wrote:

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

friedquads wrote:

ArtimusPiledriver wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:Dude, I can't even keep track anymore.

For a brief second you sounded as though you were complaining LOL

I'm sure the Gorilla's life is hell with all these wimmenz wanting to be apart of the Gorilla harem.

I'm sure the Gorilla's life is hell with all these wimmenz using him to feed their endless narcissism.

Jealous much?

No. Not much.

Yes I Have Balls wrote:I'm sure the Gorilla's life is hell with all these wimmenz using him to feed their endless narcissism.

The thing that I don't get is, these girls all dress up cute and stuff and want their picture taken so guys will look at them and see how hot they are. And they know that some of those guys are gonna look at their pics and flog the Lil' Senator while they do it, and they seem to be totally fine with sending in more pictures!

But woe be unto you if you show up at their gym and start masturbating in front of them! Suddenly everybody gets upset and you end up getting arrested. It doesn't make any sense!

ArtimusPiledriver wrote:

Yes I Have Balls wrote:I'm sure the Gorilla's life is hell with all these wimmenz using him to feed their endless narcissism.

The thing that I don't get is, these girls all dress up cute and stuff and want their picture taken so guys will look at them and see how hot they are. And they know that some of those guys are gonna look at their pics and flog the Lil' Senator while they do it

They do not know this, unless they hang out here for awhile, or some other place where men say what they really think, uncivilized by women. And really, do you want too many of them to know this, or do you want to keep it all romantic and shit? Serious question.

WHAT?!? You better get your little ass back in the kitchen and stay off the goddamn computer. Now pour me two fingers of that scotch I bought and get ready to do some suckin' on dezz nutz.

Shapecharge wrote:WHAT?!? You better get your little ass back in the kitchen and stay off the goddamn computer. Now pour me two fingers of that scotch I bought and get ready to do some suckin' on dezz nutz.

Only if I'm the one drinking the scotch Shapebaby!

spider monkey wrote:They do not know this, unless they hang out here for awhile, or some other place where men say what they really think, uncivilized by women. And really, do you want too many of them to know this, or do you want to keep it all romantic and shit? Serious question.

Well here's the thing. Mostly I just don't want to fuck it up for everybody else.

So, that said, I'd have to say "Christ on His throne Spider, NO! I don't want those broads knowing that thousands of men just like me are filing away the photographs of their delicious asses in the old Spank Bank for later use, or saying 'Awww fuck it all!' and heading for the bathroom at the office to toss off in an empty stall while looking at them on their blackberries and iPhones."

ArtimusPiledriver wrote:

spider monkey wrote:They do not know this, unless they hang out here for awhile, or some other place where men say what they really think, uncivilized by women. And really, do you want too many of them to know this, or do you want to keep it all romantic and shit? Serious question.

Well here's the thing. Mostly I just don't want to fuck it up for everybody else.

So, that said, I'd have to say "Christ on His throne Spider, NO! I don't want those broads knowing that thousands of men just like me are filing away the photographs of their delicious asses in the old Spank Bank for later use, or saying 'Awww fuck it all!' and heading for the bathroom at the office to toss off in an empty stall while looking at them on their blackberries and iPhones."

=D> =D> =D> =D>
Best laugh of the day!!

spider monkey wrote:

ArtimusPiledriver wrote:

spider monkey wrote:They do not know this, unless they hang out here for awhile, or some other place where men say what they really think, uncivilized by women. And really, do you want too many of them to know this, or do you want to keep it all romantic and shit? Serious question.

Well here's the thing. Mostly I just don't want to fuck it up for everybody else.

So, that said, I'd have to say "Christ on His throne Spider, NO! I don't want those broads knowing that thousands of men just like me are filing away the photographs of their delicious asses in the old Spank Bank for later use, or saying 'Awww fuck it all!' and heading for the bathroom at the office to toss off in an empty stall while looking at them on their blackberries and iPhones."

=D> =D> =D> =D>
Best laugh of the day!!

YEEEAAAAHHHH fap fap fap fap

That reminds me, is there a mobile WildGorillaMan site? The browser on the Blackberry sucks.

ArtimusPiledriver wrote:That reminds me, is there a mobile WildGorillaMan site? The browser on the Blackberry sucks.

I don't know, I only check it once in awhile to make sure I'm not there.