Ash Uber Alles wrote:on the first day of christmas Couch gave me to me, rhabdo from the GHD
on the second day of christmas Couch gave to me, 2 slap tears and rhabdo from the GHD
on the third day of christmas Couch gave to me, 3 bulging disks, 2 slap tears and rhabdo from the GHD
on the fourth day of christmas Couch gave to me, 4 ripped callouses, 3 bulging disks, 2 slap tears and rhabdo from the GHD
on the fifth day of christmas Couch gave to me...... 5 ER visits
4 ripped callouses, 3 bulging disks, 2 slap tears and rhabdo from the GHD
on the sixth day of christmas Couch gave to me, 6 failed PR's, 5 trips to ER, 4 ripped callouses, 3 bulging disks, 2 slap tears and rhabdo from the GHD
on the seventh day of xmas Couch gave to me, 7 bad form thrusters, 6 failed PR's, 5 trips to ER, 4 ripped callouses, 3 bulging disks, 2 slap tears, and rhabdo from the GHD
on the eighth day of xmas Couch gave to me, 8 stupid chippers, 7 bad form thrusters, 6 failed PR's, 5 trips to ER, 4 ripped callouses, 3 bulging disks, 2 slap years and rhabdo from the GHD
on the ninth day of xmas Couch gave to me, 9(00) jumping pullups, 8 stupid chippers, 7 bad form thrusters, 6 failed PR's, 5 trips to ER, 4 ripped callouses, 3 bulging disks, 2 slap tears and rhabdo from the GHD
on the tenth day of xmas Couch gave to me, 10 barefoot o-lifts, 9(00) jumping pullups, 8 stupid chippers, 7 bad form thrusters, 6 failed PR's, 5 trips to ER, 4 ripped callouses, 3 bulging disks, 2 slap tears and rhabdo from the GHD
on the eleventh day of xmas Couch gave to me, 11 days with no rest, 10 barefoot o-lifts, 9(00) jumping pullups, 8 stupid chippers, 7 bad form thrusters, 6 failed PR's, 5 trips to ER, 4 ripped callouses, 3 bulging disks, 2 slap tears and rhabdo from the GHD
on the twelfth day of xmas Couch gave to me, 12 new insurance claims, 11 days with no rest, 10 barefoot o-lifts, 9(00) jumping pullups, 8 stupid chippers, 7 bad form thrusters, 6 failed PR's, 5 trips to ER, 4 ripped callouses, 3 bulging disks, 2 slap tears and rhabdo from the GHD...............................
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The Twelve days of @mas...
The First Day of @mas
Couch Glassman sent to me
Rhabdo right after pukie.
The second day of @mas
Couch Glassman sent to me
Two ccs of test, and
Rhabdo right after pukie.
The Third Day of @mas
Couch Glassman sent to me
Three tramp stamps,
Two ccs of test, and
Rhabdo right after pukie.
The Fourth Day of @mas
Couch Glassman sent to me
Four tribal tats,
Three tramp stamps,
Two ccs of test, and
Rhabdo right after pukie.
The Fifth Day of @mas
Five K from the RRG,
Four tribal tats,
Three tramp stamps,
Two ccs of test, and
Rhabdo right after pukie.
The Sixth Day of @mas
Couch Glassman sent to me
Six SMEs a-straying,
Five K from the RRG,
Four tribal tats,
Three tramp stamps,
Two ccs of test, and
Rhabdo right after pukie.
The Seventh Day of @mas
Couch Glassman sent to me
Seven rubes a rowing,
Six SMEs a-straying,
Five K from the RRG,
Four tribal tats,
Three tramp stamps,
Two ccs of test, and
Rhabdo right after pukie.
The Eighth Day of @mas
Couch Glassman sent to me
Eight blocks of paleo,
Seven rubes a rowing,
Six SMEs a-straying,
Five K from the RRG,
Four tribal tats,
Three tramp stamps,
Two ccs of test, and
Rhabdo right after pukie.
The Ninth Day of @mas
Couch Glassman sent to me
Nine poles of PVC,
Eight blocks of paleo,
Seven rubes a rowing,
Six SMEs a-straying,
Five K from the RRG,
Four tribal tats,
Three tramp stamps,
Two ccs of test, and
Rhabdo right after pukie.
The Tenth Day of @mas
Couch Glassman sent to me
Ten thruster Hitlers,
Nine poles of PVC,
Eight blocks of paleo,
Seven rubes a rowing,
Six SMEs a-straying,
Five K from the RRG,
Four tribal tats,
Three tramp stamps,
Two ccs of test, and
Rhabdo right after pukie.
The Eleventh Day of @mas
Couch Glassman sent to me
Eleven “ladies” laying,
Ten thruster Hitlers,
Nine poles of PVC,
Eight blocks of paleo,
Seven rubes a rowing,
Six SMEs a-straying,
Five K from the RRG,
Four tribal tats,
Three tramp stamps,
Two ccs of test, and
Rhabdo right after pukie.
The twelfth day of Christmas
Couch Glassman sent to me
Twelve posts from Barry,
Eleven “ladies” laying,
Ten thruster Hitlers,
Nine poles of PVC,
Eight blocks of paleo,
Seven rubes a rowing,
Six SMEs a-straying,
Five K from the RRG,
Four tribal tats,
Three tramp stamps,
Two ccs of test, and
Rhabdo right after pukie.
~ Anonymous ~
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