I love how these morons all have the most expensive gym shit you can buy. For 95 pound lifts.Yes I Have Balls wrote:
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Only thing missing: the monolift.protobuilder wrote:I love how these morons all have the most expensive gym shit you can buy. For 95 pound lifts.Yes I Have Balls wrote:
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you can find the monolift at @fit USA in CT for when they do 135# banded box squats for a guy just learning squats.tzg wrote:Only thing missing: the monolift.protobuilder wrote:I love how these morons all have the most expensive gym shit you can buy. For 95 pound lifts.Yes I Have Balls wrote:
ugh....
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Crossfit is the white-collared weekend-warrior's dream.protobuilder wrote:
I love how these morons all have the most expensive gym shit you can buy. For 95 pound lifts.
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Now look. I've eaten a pice of pie.
When we spin the pie again, the area cut out of the volume of the sphere equals fitness.
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How did that take until just now to reveal?WildGorillaMan wrote:Woah.
http://games2010.crossfit.com/blog/2010 ... kings,958/
That was unexpected.
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Methylhexaneamine?Confused wrote:How did that take until just now to reveal?WildGorillaMan wrote:Woah.
http://games2010.crossfit.com/blog/2010 ... kings,958/
That was unexpected.
Lulz that this is what they got "busted" for. Pissant little party buzz does not belong on the WADA list anymore than cannabis does. Prolly got it from a 2 dollar 5 hour energy drinks at some truck stop cash register
The trademark Geranamine is currently owned by Proviant Technologies. Methylhexaneamine is also a constituent of flower oil, sold as an integral component of nutritional supplements
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XXXX wrote...Confused wrote:How did that take until just now to reveal?WildGorillaMan wrote:Woah.
http://games2010.crossfit.com/blog/2010 ... kings,958/
That was unexpected.
"........XXX and I took an energy drink that we bought at GNC called Jacked 3D. Nothing in the ingredients was listed on the List of Banned Substances that was provided to us prior to the Games. However, it turns out the drink has geranamine in it, which we later found out is a banned substance. I don’t know how we were supposed to know this, but I am not using my ignorance as a defense....."
(I left out the mandatory apologies to couch, asstro and how this will benefit the "community")
I've never been one to believe in conspiracy theories but with all the BS that comes out of HQ, is it possible that these two are just sacrificial lambs to avoid having to publicize wider and/or more serious violations ?
Hard to believe that I once admired some of these people (except Castro) and now I can't accept anything they say at face value and suspect ulterior motives first.
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No shit. 6 months for a drug test result? And the andro babes still aren't on any andro?Confused wrote:How did that take until just now to reveal?WildGorillaMan wrote:Woah.
http://games2010.crossfit.com/blog/2010 ... kings,958/
That was unexpected.
This is total sacrificial lamb stuff, I agree. Patsies, probably taking the fall to get back into HQ's good graces.
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I saw those comments too. Not on the list, but you're still held accountable.... when it's not listed.
What do they have to sacrifice anyone for unless Reebok caught wind of the drug allegations and other issues of bullshit swirling around HQ, Dear Leader, and all the other cronies that make for constant lulz? Corporate America requires a certain amount of sacrifice, usually by those who won't actually benefit from it. I guess this is no different.
What do they have to sacrifice anyone for unless Reebok caught wind of the drug allegations and other issues of bullshit swirling around HQ, Dear Leader, and all the other cronies that make for constant lulz? Corporate America requires a certain amount of sacrifice, usually by those who won't actually benefit from it. I guess this is no different.
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Fucking Geranium extract? HAHAHHA.
Typical bullshit.
Typical bullshit.
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I laugh at this drug test. I mean they test positive for a fucking energy drink when there are numerous roided up people all over CF....Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Fucking Geranium extract? HAHAHHA.
Typical bullshit.
Almost seems like a joke
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What next, someone gets stripped of their medal for jaywalking?
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jesus christ! jaywalking is a serious offense and a grievous threat to public safety. i applaud anyone willing to take a stand on this issue.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?


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Sure is a serious offence. You get punched in the face for that.
The Gaymes are laughable. Always have been, always will be.
The Gaymes are laughable. Always have been, always will be.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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As I've mentioned, behind the big curtain in 2009 there were a few people in white coats that were there for a couple of hours, and a few people peeing in to cups, but let's just say that the testing and controls were less than rigorous. If 40% of the contestants peed in to a cup I'd be surprised, and there was certainly no careful supervision of what went on in the bathroom, and no careful matching of the sample to the contestant.Ash Uber Alles wrote:I laugh at this drug test. I mean they test positive for a fucking energy drink when there are numerous roided up people all over CF....Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Fucking Geranium extract? HAHAHHA.
Typical bullshit.
Almost seems like a joke
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This is a single (later) post from that CA thread that was already posted, it should be read.
http://cathletics.com/forum/showpost.ph ... tcount=106
http://cathletics.com/forum/showpost.ph ... tcount=106
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Even on a "Hero" day, they get the classiest people....
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For those of us who are .TIFF challenged browser-wise.Cave Canem wrote:Even on a "Hero" day, they get the classiest people....
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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Knew that was coming but I'm old and don't give a shit.friedquads wrote:For those of us who are .TIFF challenged browser-wise.Cave Canem wrote:Even on a "Hero" day, they get the classiest people....
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I know, but good find.Cave Canem wrote:Knew that was coming but I'm old and don't give a shit.friedquads wrote:For those of us who are .TIFF challenged browser-wise.Cave Canem wrote:Even on a "Hero" day, they get the classiest people....
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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http://www.peak360fitness.com/index.php/crossfit/Guido doing C&Js at Monster Beach…
These guys are putting up two WaDs a day, usually with 5 minutes rest between. Has it gone from a sucker born every minute down to 30 seconds these days?

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Quack, not only do they not rest enough, I like the early pull as well.
@fit - producing more injuries than rugby.
@fit - producing more injuries than rugby.
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100% injury rate in his box, according to a level 1 trainer whom PMed me.
Labram tears
Spinal injuries, including herniated disks.
ACLs and meniscus tears
It's not "if" it's "when".
Labram tears
Spinal injuries, including herniated disks.
ACLs and meniscus tears
It's not "if" it's "when".
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If you are going to it do it right:Quackmire wrote:
http://www.peak360fitness.com/index.php/crossfit/Guido doing C&Js at Monster Beach…
These guys are putting up two WaDs a day, usually with 5 minutes rest between. Has it gone from a sucker born every minute down to 30 seconds these days?



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