The couch thread

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:32 pm

Sam Ser replied to comment from Tony Budding…

Tony,

Regarding IWCABTMD, the word "broad" inspires much debate. To clarify, could you provide some examples of time and modal domains that CrossFit considers to be outside this definition of fitness, and explain why?

Thank you.

Hopefully the sarcastic, holier-than-thou beat down that comes back will be truly epic in nature.

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:51 pm

Sam is a sensible fellow. He'll be here soon unless he already is.

TheCoug · Post by **TheCoug** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:22 pm

If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know.

Yeah, you missed me. admit it.

The Nightman · Post by **The Nightman** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:32 pm

TheCoug wrote:If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know.

Yeah, you missed me. admit it.

Try this modal domain.

http://www.mentorwwllc.com/global-us/Breast.aspx

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:33 pm

TheCoug wrote:If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know.

Yeah, you missed me. admit it.

=D> Not really, but please update your training log.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:33 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Sam Ser replied to comment from Tony Budding…

Tony,

Regarding IWCABTMD, the word "broad" inspires much debate. To clarify, could you provide some examples of time and modal domains that CrossFit considers to be outside this definition of fitness, and explain why?

Thank you.
Hopefully the sarcastic, holier-than-thou beat down that comes back will be truly epic in nature.

TB has mastered the art of the @fit "non-answer" answer. How can people talk so much and say nothing ?

TheCoug · Post by **TheCoug** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:35 pm

tzg wrote:
TheCoug wrote:If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know.

Yeah, you missed me. admit it.
=D> Not really, but please update your training log.

will do.
now will someone please explain how to get my youtube vid to show up in my signature? you know us crossfitters. rully good at everything, except for some things.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:36 pm

TheCoug wrote:If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know.

What the $8,000 worth of bolt-ons hasn't solved that particular problem....?

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:51 pm

TheCoug wrote:If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know.

Yeah, you missed me. admit it.

I did for some strange reason. Must be the holiday spirit.

TheCoug · Post by **TheCoug** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:52 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
TheCoug wrote:If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know.
What the $8,000 worth of bolt-ons hasn't solved that particular problem....?

Hey No Balls. Get over here and squeeze them. We will take pictures and video.

TheCoug · Post by **TheCoug** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:53 pm

protobuilder wrote:
TheCoug wrote:If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know.

Yeah, you missed me. admit it.
I did for some strange reason. Must be the holiday spirit.

TheCoug · Post by **TheCoug** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:57 pm

By the way, as a tried and true crossfitter, I consider myself "kind of unique" in every way.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:59 pm

TheCoug wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
TheCoug wrote:If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know.
What the $8,000 worth of bolt-ons hasn't solved that particular problem....?
Hey No Balls. Get over here and squeeze them. We will take pictures and video.

"No balls" very good.

ShapeCharge wrote:Cougie I've got a great idea...good for you good for us. Select one (or more) from the fine selection of 100 percent hetero males (except for Rant...he's maybe 45%) here on IGx to go out with you and later throw some dick in you too. I'm talking about doing it all...some 69'n, titty-f'n, deep-throatin', salad-tossin', binder clips on the titties, ATM, all of it. It looks like you're up for just about anything short of you being actually killed so the lucky guy has a lot to work with. Assuming it all goes well for both parties this fortunate guy will write up a full review which will make it's way all through the interents and you'll become even more of celebrity than you are now and you'll never be without a date. We will need a little medical history though before we start the process.

TheCoug · Post by **TheCoug** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:09 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
TheCoug wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
TheCoug wrote:If you make gravity your bitch, my boobs want to know.
What the $8,000 worth of bolt-ons hasn't solved that particular problem....?
Hey No Balls. Get over here and squeeze them. We will take pictures and video.
"No balls" very good.

ShapeCharge wrote:Cougie I've got a great idea...good for you good for us. Select one (or more) from the fine selection of 100 percent hetero males (except for Rant...he's maybe 45%) here on IGx to go out with you and later throw some dick in you too. I'm talking about doing it all...some 69'n, titty-f'n, deep-throatin', salad-tossin', binder clips on the titties, ATM, all of it. It looks like you're up for just about anything short of you being actually killed so the lucky guy has a lot to work with. Assuming it all goes well for both parties this fortunate guy will write up a full review which will make it's way all through the interents and you'll become even more of celebrity than you are now and you'll never be without a date. We will need a little medical history though before we start the process.

Cougie says - no thanks!

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:34 pm

TheCoug wrote:Cougie says - no thanks!

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:05 pm

That was a really good idea but I think the medical history is what is making her hesitant. I'm sorry Cougie but we can't have you givin' the guys here the hep, the herp, and the hiv in one shot. Maybe we can waive the medical history if the lucky IGx'er triple-wraps? Given your age you may be a little dry down there so a third party with some type of lube spray may be needed to stand by for an emergency spritz or there may be a risk of fire from burning latex.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:26 pm

Lagoon Cougar

A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.

TheCoug · Post by **TheCoug** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:06 am

Shapecharge wrote:That was a really good idea but I think the medical history is what is making her hesitant. I'm sorry Cougie but we can't have you givin' the guys here the hep, the herp, and the hiv in one shot. Maybe we can waive the medical history if the lucky IGx'er triple-wraps? Given your age you may be a little dry down there so a third party with some type of lube spray may be needed to stand by for an emergency spritz or there may be a risk of fire from burning latex.

Shapey. Really you can do better than that. I know you can.

TheCoug · Post by **TheCoug** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:07 am

dead man walking wrote:Lagoon Cougar

A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.

I'm ugly. I look like a man. I'm a cunt. OK a dry one. A depraved attention whore.

Babe, that's all been done. I'm thinking if you can't be original, shut the piehole. It's boring.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:11 am

TheCoug wrote:

I'm thinking if you can't be original, shut the piehole. It's boring.

I'm thinking you have your own thread over on the FSF, Coug. Couch has his, and you have yours. Okay?

TheCoug · Post by **TheCoug** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:13 am

WildGorillaMan wrote:
TheCoug wrote:

I'm thinking if you can't be original, shut the piehole. It's boring.
I'm thinking you have your own thread over on the FSF, Coug. Couch has his, and you have yours. Okay?

all good. i posted here and the love just poured in so i answered.

my real responses were very appropriate to the thread! about gravity and being kind o unique in every way!

back to it boyz!

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:22 am

I asked a Crossfit trainer the other weekend to define "measurable and repeatable" and he said you have to use a stopwatch. He also didn't understand the difference between a 5'1" person swinging a kettlebell at 45RPM and a 6'5" doing the same. "They're both doing the same amount of work."

Stupid fucks. One the other hand, some Crossfitters moved into the gym I train at. This ought to be fun

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:55 am

TheCoug wrote:By the way, as a tried and true crossfitter, I consider myself "kind of unique" in every way.

Cougar,
Honest question. In what way are you unique? Are you like all the other @fitters who are so unique they have to put up video blogs and websites broadcasting their uniqueness?
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Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:42 am

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I asked a Crossfit trainer the other weekend to define "measurable and repeatable" and he said you have to use a stopwatch. He also didn't understand the difference between a 5'1" person swinging a kettlebell at 45RPM and a 6'5" doing the same. "They're both doing the same amount of work."

Stupid fucks. One the other hand, some Crossfitters moved into the gym I train at. This ought to be fun

Tell him to measure how fast your fist flies into his face.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:26 am

They brought

1 set of rings
1 kettlebell
1 rogue oly bar
1 25# bumpers.

LULZ!

IGX

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