The couch thread

T200 · Post by **T200** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:27 am

coop wrote: liar, we all know the pussy threshold is 13 miles.

Sweet early stages Figure comp pussy (elegantly enlarged but not GIANT clit). 6 miles was plenty. I almost died but persevered.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:23 am

http://theonesecondclub.blogspot.com/20 ... s-too.html

Dan Martin · Post by **Dan Martin** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:15 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:"Forged Clothing"

Meh.

Go fuck your hat, Dan.

Take it easy Ramses.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:29 pm

Give me a 40mg oxy, a little smokey off the methamphetamine peace pipe, a handful of cyclobenzaprine and some mibolerone and I'll crush this homo

You need to prep Friedquads for his next race!

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:30 pm

And, I am not a power bear, I am a power bear icon.

This means my poster resides in leather and muscle clubs throughout the world, my face beatifically smiling in benediction as hairy, bearded, muscular men with guts play out the rhythms of bear life. I am the fucking Judy Garland of the bear world.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:42 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:And, I am not a power bear, I am a power bear icon.

This means my poster resides in leather and muscle clubs throughout the world, my face beatifically smiling in benediction as hairy, bearded, muscular men with guts play out the rhythms of bear life. I am the fucking Judy Garland of the bear world.

Don't forget the tattoos bears get of you.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:49 pm

At least Missus ex-couch is taking steps to keep it all in 'the family' so to speak.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:50 pm

Even drugs won't fix that unfortunate hip to shoulder ratio Asstro sports, though.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:19 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Even drugs won't fix that unfortunate hip to shoulder ratio Asstro sports, though.

Castro is built like a bitch

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:50 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:At least Missus ex-couch is taking steps to keep it all in 'the family' so to speak.

It's unfortunate that ALL Cultfitters don't hydrate with windshield washer fluid.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:00 pm

protobuilder wrote:
It's unfortunate that ALL Cultfitters don't hydrate with windshield washer fluid.

Maybe he's Russian military, and that's actually jet de-icing fluid.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:02 pm

I'll tell you something from the more fun days of lifting.

A bottle of what appears to be glass cleaner wasn't. It was GBL! Yay!

T200 · Post by **T200** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:24 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I'll tell you something from the more fun days of lifting.

A bottle of what appears to be glass cleaner wasn't. It was GBL! Yay!

Them were the days.

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:41 pm

ha ha ha. this guy is slapping the dick out of CFE's mouth:

Overwhelming claims require overwhelming evidence. CF and CFE have been making some very vocal claims about their methods and how they are superior. Presumably, that is based upon something. Where's the evidence? All I am asking for is a simple anecdote. Thousands of people qualify for Kona each year. If CF and CFE were so well suited to Ironman, as claimed, then surely CF and CFE could produce at least one example.

RE: Conjecture.... That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. The burden of proof is not upon me or triathletes. Rather it is on CF and CFE. We are afforded conjecture. That's just basic logic.

http://board.crossfit.com/showpost.php? ... stcount=22

And he just keeps going and going. Quite fortunately, a couple people who had thought of doing CFE for their endurance efforts have changed their minds because of this and are now no longer wasting their entry fees for a DNF. I'm surprised the @Fit boards are allowing such rampant heresy.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:49 am

No, mainsite naysaying gets the slap down.

Injury reports get brushed under the rug.

But affiliate jagoffs get thrown under the bus because they are taking money out of hq scum hands.

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:54 am

The picture below says it all!

The Nightman · Post by **The Nightman** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:19 pm

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The Ginger Beard Man · Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:45 pm

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Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:58 pm

The Nightman wrote:

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Here's the address, ironic yet somehow appropriate;

8271 E. Gelding Dr. Scottsdale, Az.

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:45 am

Although I guess you're right. Some university sports programs and commercial gyms have produced professional athletes and world record holders, so CrossFit is different in that it hasn't done that.

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> From http://board.crossfit.com/showpost.php? ... stcount=18

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:59 am

tzg wrote:
Although I guess you're right. Some university sports programs and commercial gyms have produced professional athletes and world record holders, so CrossFit is different in that it hasn't done that.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> From http://board.crossfit.com/showpost.php? ... stcount=18

How is it possible that she hasn't been banned yet ? So many have been shut down for less.

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:05 am

Couch "I have tested this stuff (CF) on eight figure ball players" "I have fran and jackie times on the strting line of superbowl winning teams"

When has CF NOT put every dumb fucking thing they do on video? The lat time I sqw a professional athe;lte do CF Andy Petranek had video of some boxers getting drilled on a CF workout, but no video of the fighters kicking the crap out of @fitters. At leat they are rolling that troll out to speak again. He is fucking Joe Biden of fitness..the more he talks the dumber his shit gets

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:06 am

Wait, didn't they have some guy who got the world record in the "box jump" or something?

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:47 am

The sheeple are begging for a "Hero" wod named after Jack LaLanne.

If they get that, then I want to see WGM come up with a line of 1950s style jumpsuits for them to wear at the gaymes.

IGX

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