The couch thread

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:39 pm

I'm thinking she has no idea how hard it is to get cum out of your keyboard.

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:52 am

Goal Setting & Positive Self-Talk Seminar

Are you kidding me?

Dazed · Post by **Dazed** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:53 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:I'm thinking she has no idea how hard it is to get cum out of your keyboard.

She knows how easy it is to get it there.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:44 pm

@F has become so bad, that even their SMEs are speaking out against stupid practices in the @FJ:
http://journal.crossfit.com/2011/02/tuc ... ticleTitle

Tucker and Bassi both emphasize “strength first” before developing kipping pull-ups. Tucker suggests greasing the groove to build upper-body strength and body control using dead hangs, negatives and band assistance. The hollow rock and “superman” are also great tools for development of the open and closed positions and the midline stabilization you will need for the pull-up.

In Part 3, the coaches begin by critiquing butterfly pull-ups, which may be great for speed but aren’t great on the elbows and shoulders. Despite the shortcomings of any variation, practicing different types of pull-ups is still useful.

“This is what I mean about being able to write with both hands, being able to have something else to pull out of your knapsack,” Tucker says.

Tucker also addresses injury and protecting previously injured joints. The gymnastics kipping pull-up safeguards against injury because it allows you to stabilize your joints, develop the muscles around them and control hyperextension.

Note the apologetics added after the butterfly kip comment. I have a feeling that Tucker never mentioned that or just did it so he could keep his job.

And a hate-stoking comment from today's WOD comments (where you can find the @FJ preview video of Tucker talking kipping pull-ups should you care to see it):
http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/007428.html

Crossfit = A Way of Life

If you disagree, die. If you think otherwise, die. If you question, die. Crossfit is strength. Crossfit is vitality. Crossfit is longevity. Crossfit is WHAT it means to be alive. To live. If you are truly alive, you Crossfit.

If you don't.... you eventually will. Or else... sayanora.

Comment #22 - Posted by: Todd Johnson at February 3, 2011 9:12 PM

And @Fers wonder why everyone hates them so.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:52 pm

I wonder if that Todd Johnson guy isn't a troll... that is even too extreme for the most rabid @fitter

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:54 pm

Quackmire wrote:
Crossfit = A Way of Life

If you disagree, die. If you think otherwise, die. If you question, die. Crossfit is strength. Crossfit is vitality. Crossfit is longevity. Crossfit is WHAT it means to be alive. To live. If you are truly alive, you Crossfit.

If you don't.... you eventually will. Or else... sayanora.

Comment #22 - Posted by: Todd Johnson at February 3, 2011 9:12 PM
And @Fers wonder why everyone hates them so.

that was clearly somebody from here trolling. Although I admit that it's sometimes hard to tell.

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:11 pm

Tucker and Bassi both emphasize “strength first” before developing kipping pull-ups

Jeannie Bassi is super strong and tough. I was at her place in Va. Beach and she was lifting nearly 3x bw on deads

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:19 pm

what does she look like?

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:27 pm

CultBuster wrote:
Tucker and Bassi both emphasize “strength first” before developing kipping pull-ups
Jeannie Bassi is super strong and tough. I was at her place in Va. Beach and she was lifting nearly 3x bw on deads using her pussy lips for wraps.

Interesting grip aid.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:27 pm

Here, let me google that for you:

http://www.google.ca/images?q=Jeannie+B ... 00&bih=775

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:46 pm

Fat Cat wrote:what does she look like?

: bassi.jpg (25.13 KiB) Viewed 11504 times

She is the chick in the middle. I think the interesting thing is she is an actual athlete who can do actual shit (lift,fight, gymNastics) and you can barely find pics while some of these other ones you can google big crossfit dykes and just crossfit and come up with loads of photos. Barkey can't really do much, but look at here

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:00 pm

CultBuster wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:what does she look like?

bassi.jpg
She is the chick in the middle. I think the interesting thing is she is an actual athlete who can do actual shit (lift,fight, gymNastics) and you can barely find pics while some of these other ones you can google big crossfit dykes and just crossfit and come up with loads of photos. Barkey can't really do much, but look at here

She's an athlete who is also off her nut.

http://www.henkinfitnesssystems.com/spo ... sfit-knew/

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:35 pm

CultBuster wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:what does she look like?

bassi.jpg
She is the chick in the middle. I think the interesting thing is she is an actual athlete who can do actual shit (lift,fight, gymNastics) and you can barely find pics while some of these other ones you can google big crossfit dykes and just crossfit and come up with loads of photos. Barkey can't really do much, but look at here

Thanks for clarifying which chick she was.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:38 pm

Confused wrote:
CultBuster wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:what does she look like?

bassi.jpg
She is the chick in the middle. I think the interesting thing is she is an actual athlete who can do actual shit (lift,fight, gymNastics) and you can barely find pics while some of these other ones you can google big crossfit dykes and just crossfit and come up with loads of photos. Barkey can't really do much, but look at here
Thanks for clarifying which chick she was.

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Took me a minute to get that one. Well played sir!

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:07 pm

CultBuster wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:what does she look like?

bassi.jpg
She is the chick in the middle. I think the interesting thing is she is an actual athlete who can do actual shit (lift,fight, gymNastics) and you can barely find pics while some of these other ones you can google big crossfit dykes and just crossfit and come up with loads of photos. Barkey can't really do much, but look at here

Met her when I was still drinking the kool-aid. Crazy fucking strong and a good person. The problem is new @fitters see what she can do and think, "Wow, I'm doing @fit, I'll be able to do that !"
Sorry, assholes, the woman has been training her whole life (and certainly not HQ @fit) to be what she is today. And like any high level athlete (and in this case it's not a misnomer), most don't have the genetic potential to be like her anyway. Yet they'll rip their shoulders out trying.
She'd be a better role model for young gymnasts. She's too good for and a danger to @fitters.

chi · Post by **chi** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:34 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Here, let me google that for you:

http://www.google.ca/images?q=Jeannie+B ... 00&bih=775

So she is the broad who pulled a double BW deadlift with a double suprinated grip

Croatoa · Post by **Croatoa** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:35 pm

Does Barky read this thread at all?

Barky. For god's sakes post some noods.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:20 am

Croatoa wrote:Does Barky read this thread at all?

Barky. For god's sakes post some noods.

Oh she reads I'm sure. She just doesn't know what it says.

Barky--->

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:23 am

Careful,she might shave her head!

Steggy · Post by **Steggy** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:02 pm

They can just keep coming up with dumb ideas

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=64840

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:07 pm

This morning's random thought.

Researcher: "couch, we'd like to do a study on @F and get it published. To do this, we need to know the algorithm by which the WODs are determined over a finite period of time."
couch: (shrugs shoulders, takes a drink) "Fuck if I know."

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:07 pm

How cool wouldn`t it be if I could go to college on a masturbating scholarship!
Masturbation must surely become the next big sport:for time,with gloves,wearing a weighted vest .The possibilities are endless!

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:18 pm

Bobby wrote:How cool wouldn`t it be if I could go to college on a masturbating scholarship!
Masturbation must surely become the next big sport:for time,with gloves,wearing a weighted vest .The possibilities are endless!

How do you determine who's "eleet" ?

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:20 pm

Cave Canem wrote:
Bobby wrote:How cool wouldn`t it be if I could go to college on a masturbating scholarship!
Masturbation must surely become the next big sport:for time,with gloves,wearing a weighted vest .The possibilities are endless!

How do you determine who's "eleet" ?

The ones who go blind of course.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:38 pm

syaigh wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:
How do you determine who's "eleet" ?
The ones who go blind of course.

Don't be silly. It's the ones who glue Barky's eyes shut. Clomid is usually involved.

IGX

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