The couch thread

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:50 am

Damn though, he's hittin' some good lookin' pussy. For all you no ass gettin' dorks and dumbasses out there that need to drop a few pounds, don't dispair...let this pic be your inspiration!

CFB · Post by **CFB** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:21 am

friedquads wrote:That's elite right there. We should do a photoshop contest.

rjudo · Post by **rjudo** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:56 am

=D> =D> =D>

Nicely done,sir.

killercars · Post by **killercars** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:45 am

friedquads wrote:How did we miss this? http://games2010.crossfit.com/blog/2011 ... pens,1016/

That's elite right there. We should do a photoshop contest.

My account is finally activated! I made this a couple weeks ago:

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:46 am

killercars wrote:
friedquads wrote:How did we miss this? http://games2010.crossfit.com/blog/2011 ... pens,1016/

That's elite right there. We should do a photoshop contest.
My account is finally activated! I made this a couple weeks ago:

Not bad, but get to the FSF and take your beating.

On a side note:

This photo made me aware of some issues I didn't know I had.

Nice work the last two days WGM. Good on you for giving Stokke a little attention on the T&F edition.

Beelzebub · Post by **Beelzebub** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:22 am

Contest submission

Polo Tomasi · Post by **Polo Tomasi** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:04 pm

Nice work Beelzebub, although a very busy composition.
And who's the chick with the glasses? I bet she can squat.

CFB · Post by **CFB** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:47 pm

Is there anything Gin can't do?

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:32 pm

CFB wrote:Is there anything Gin can't do?

=D>

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:05 pm

Who do you assholes think started the whole couch is a gin hound thing? You're all lame ass begginers not even up to the task of sucking dick. Quack has never has anything amusing to say. Not one fucking thing. Check out this cool site:

http://moynihaninstitute.com/

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:37 pm

Dick Hurtz wrote:Who do you assholes think started the whole couch is a gin hound thing? You're all lame ass begginers not even up to the task of sucking dick. Quack has never has anything amusing to say. Not one fucking thing. Check out this cool site:

http://moynihaninstitute.com/

I think it was Rant.

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:51 pm

After days and weeks of intense negotiations a deal has been worked between the IGX overlords and myself. I will be allowed to post again at IGX and say whatever the fuck I want as long as it’s on The Couch Thread. That’s right. I have free reign at the couch thread and am in the infancy of negotiating moderator control over that thread. We have a long way to go before we can hammer that but it’s a start.

Apparently people don’t like my postings on the training forum or the free speech forum. This is odd and I think IGX needs to can all their posturing about free speech because there is no free speech at IGX. I have proven that. It’s time to end the charade. We came to the conclusion that on the couch thread it doesn’t matter because no one that counts posts there anyway. The couch thread used to mean something and was amusing but that has long since passed. The couch thread had grown tiresome so I will put all my energies into destroying this thread with ever fiber of my online being. As long as I can run roughshod over the couch thread and the turds that post there I will drop the lawsuit over the underage girl’s photos. Cross me on this and the legal proceedings are back on.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:57 pm

So, who had "Before Noon on 2/11" in the "**** UnBans himself from IGx and welcomes himself back"??

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:04 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:So, who had "Before Noon on 2/11" in the "**** UnBans himself from IGx and welcomes himself back"??

WTF are you cackling about?

Rant! · Post by **Rant!** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:12 pm

This is my joint now. Fuck you faggot crossfitters!

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:43 pm

A deal has been brokered!

02/11/11
After days and weeks of intense negotiations a deal has been worked between the IGX overlords and myself. I will be allowed to post again at IGX and say whatever the fuck I want as long as it’s on The Couch Thread. That’s right. I have free reign at the couch thread and am in the infancy of negotiating moderator control over that thread. We have a long way to go before we can hammer that but it’s a start.

I call delusional bullshit!

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:15 pm

tough old man wrote:
A deal has been brokered!

02/11/11
After days and weeks of intense negotiations a deal has been worked between the IGX overlords and myself. I will be allowed to post again at IGX and say whatever the fuck I want as long as it’s on The Couch Thread. That’s right. I have free reign at the couch thread and am in the infancy of negotiating moderator control over that thread. We have a long way to go before we can hammer that but it’s a start.
I call delusional bullshit!

Right. Like he could contain himself to only one thread.

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:28 am

That's a troll of a troll of a troll.

Dan Martin · Post by **Dan Martin** » Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:28 pm

Gary John wrote:That's a troll of a troll of a troll.

We should call him Moebius.

The Ginger Beard Man · Sat Feb 12, 2011 3:04 pm

http://www.facebook.com/pages/CrossFit- ... ?sk=photos
Holy crap! Black crossfitters!

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WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:43 pm

It's rhabdo, not chicken pox. Fuck.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:49 pm

LOL I love a good rhabdo tale.

Takafumi · Post by **Takafumi** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:54 pm

Re: Has anyone heard of someone getting Rhabdo more than once?
Yes you get rhabdo more than once! I have had two bad cases. First time in hospital 5days ...Second time I was in hospital 6 days. ...Please let me know if anyone has specific questions I would love to help anyone I can!
Last edited by Leeann Alfonzo : Today at 10:22 AM.

Leeann will help you get your rhabdo cert.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:49 pm

chubbyhubby wrote:Has anyone heard of someone getting Rhabdo more than once?
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=15675

Apparently it's fairly common. With that one stupid bitch going to the hospital TWICE for 5 days and 6 days.

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