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Re: The couch thread

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Yeah so she will stay away from pullups...not the fact that she did a STUPID amount of pullups. Bet shes blonde.

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Thanks. It's great to be back. Couch sucks. CF sucks. Blah,blah blah. Let's talk about how much you all suck. Discovering that @fit sucks is like Al Gore taking credit for inventing the internet. You all are like 5 fucking years behind the curve. You should be tunring on each other or at least Quack. Yeah let's talk about how bad quack sucks.

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I relish the prosecution of the turd that hacked my site and thank him in advance for the increase popularity it will bring.

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Hey @fit really sucks! Well, well, well. It looks like one of you jokers had some fun at Rant’s expense by hacking my site. Having fun are we? This is not new territory for me and the last guy that hacked my site got nabbed and hit with a $10,000 fine. I talked with my host company and the cyber crime division at the Boston FBI office this morning and the have identified the moment that this took place and where it came from. I have named at least 6 people on this site that I suspect and have sent you all e-mails giving you a heads up. Classy move on my part. I don’t want to fuck with people in RL with jobs and families and what not over a lapse in judgment. This is all fun and games but hacking crosses the line. What I do on my site may be in bad taste to some of you but it is not criminal. Computer intrusion is and I for one won’t fuck around with this. So I gave a couple of you a heads up. If someone wants to clear this up man to man privately that’s cool. I am more that happy to settle this amicably between fellow whites and just drop the whole thing. You have my word. If you want to be cute about it that’s fine also. Hacking my site only boosts it popularity in the long run and I won’t be the one out $10,000 not to mention the intrusion from the feds into your RL. The fines sucks but the yearly audits from the IRS are even worse.

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You should be tunring on each other or at least Quack. Yeah let's talk about how bad quack sucks.
Yeah lets talk about Quack !
Quack, thanks for all of your help with the D3 issue and the test thing. And the Paleo advice is paying off big time.
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Having fun are we?
Meltdowns are always fun to watch.
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Holeyfraggaroley wrote:Yeah so she will stay away from pullups...not the fact that she did a STUPID amount of pullups. Bet shes blonde.

I love how these @fit idiots continue to ignore the 1000 pound gorilla in the room; despite the gorilla fucking them in the ass while simultaneously rubbing shit in their faces. It couldn't be the crazy ass fitness system cooked up by a fat gimpy legged huckster? It must have been a lack of water, bad kidneys, or maybe the shoes she wore that day etc etc.. I could never be the fitness system that can only be described as fitness masterbation.

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tough old man wrote:
You should be tunring on each other or at least Quack. Yeah let's talk about how bad quack sucks.
Yeah lets talk about Quack !
Quack, thanks for all of your help with the D3 issue and the test thing. And the Paleo advice is paying off big time.
If I ever get to meet you I owe you a steak dinner and a case of Scotch Ale.
Yea Quack sucks... god forbid he actually helps people... sheesh, what is WRONG with people today ;)

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Quack is cunt. I regret bringing him here.


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Quack has proven to be a really decent and helpful guy with a lot of useful knowledge and experience. He's consistently been gracious when faced with skepticism.

Null had nothing to do with bringing him here.
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When I hang out somewhere, I periodically ask myself whether people are happier because I'm there, whether I'm adding something, and also whether I'm happier because I'm there and whether being there gives me something. If the answer is "no" to all four, and it sometimes is, it's a no-brainer that it's time to move on, and I definitely have a good long think if the answer to the first two is "no" because I don't want to be that kind of person.

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Quack is good people. Period.

If you don't like that I said that, fuck you.

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Is Rant+ even the real rant?

I find this whole ordeal very soap opera-ish.

I don't understand a grown man acting like a 13 year old girl over internet shit.

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Batboy2/75 wrote: It must have been a lack of water, bad kidneys,
But they do have bad kidneys. Or soon will. Close enough.
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This has to be brought up, courtesty of Catalyst.

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Charismatic megafauna wrote:Quack has proven to be a really decent and helpful guy with a lot of useful knowledge and experience. He's consistently been gracious when faced with skepticism.
Yep.

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Confused wrote:This has to be brought up, courtesty of Catalyst.

http://www.datingrxd.com/
This was inevitable. You know they can't just meet in the gym because they can't communicate when they're gasping for breath on the floor.
But on the bright side, it removes them from the general dating pool. Who'd want to go out with someone who'd rather do "Fran" than you ?
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Ed Zachary wrote: Truth be told if I was banned from here my productivity would sky rocket.
explain productive: more rail miles logged or more big timber logged in the amazon?
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dead man walking wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote: Truth be told if I was banned from here my productivity would sky rocket.
explain productive: more rail miles logged or more big timber logged in the amazon?
Books read, projects done around the house, honey do's, etc.
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Ed Zachary wrote:
dead man walking wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote: Truth be told if I was banned from here my productivity would sky rocket.
explain productive: more rail miles logged or more big timber logged in the amazon?
Books read, projects done around the house, honey do's, etc.
kids fed, less sick days from work, baths, wiping your ass properly as not to rush back to hit refresh on this page....

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Self imposed restrictions don't work. See Rant, Rant+, etc.


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Is she overhead squatting a God damn dog?

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Mickey O'neil wrote:Is she overhead squatting a God damn dog?
Yep that'd be her....Too bad the dog didn't decide to take a dump at that moment.
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Confused wrote:This has to be brought up, courtesty of Catalyst.

http://www.datingrxd.com/
This reeks of desperation and Massengill.
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