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I wanna sex Shakira

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PS just put it on mute.
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TROY, you realize that's a real chick, right?
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Fat Cat wrote:PS just put it on mute.
It does work a lot better that way.
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beefheart wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:PS just put it on mute.
It does work a lot better that way.
I muted it and put on Whole Lotta Love off Zepplin II. It was magic.
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lasalle wrote:I muted it and put on Whole Lotta Love off Zepplin II. It was magic.
Brilliant! The icing on a piece of nice moist cake.
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terra wrote:
lasalle wrote:I muted it and put on Whole Lotta Love off Zepplin II. It was magic.
Brilliant! The icing on a piece of nice moist cake.
Please don't use the word "moist" in a thread that has a Shakira vid in it. My brain just shut down and I lost ten minutes.
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GoDogGo! wrote:
terra wrote:
lasalle wrote:I muted it and put on Whole Lotta Love off Zepplin II. It was magic.
Brilliant! The icing on a piece of nice moist cake.
Please don't use the word "moist" in a thread that has a Shakira vid in it. My brain just shut down and I lost ten minutes.
Too bad you're so goody goody responsible in your dull boring deprived life and can't realize some of those fantasies you're weak mind is flooded with.
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What red-blooded American male doesn't want to sex Shakira?
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lasalle wrote:
beefheart wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:PS just put it on mute.
It does work a lot better that way.
I muted it and put on Whole Lotta Love off Zepplin II. It was magic.
Thread drift, but I remember this was a good mash-up of songs and video. Start them both at the same time. Turn off the sound on the dancing chicks (they often dance with Los Straitjackets, surf music band, who pretty much rock)
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Andy77 wrote: Too bad you're so goody goody responsible in your dull boring deprived life and can't realize some of those fantasies you're weak mind is flooded with.
Fortunately my mind isn't too weak to remember the difference between "you're" and "your."
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nafod, Gimme Shelter is one of my favorite Stones songs. Ventilator Blues and Gimme Shelter are 1 and 1A.
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She's a no talent whore.
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Rant! wrote:She's a no talent whore.

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Rant! wrote:She's a no talent whore.
Jesus christ you're an annoying little bitch. Can you work a little harder on your vow to quit?
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The 'luscious and lovely Lisa'. I've seen 'em do that live a few times and man, when she gets to it, chills will run up and down your back.
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Shakira should stop losing pounds!
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
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She's perfect. Don't make me kill you.
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she delicious.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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The short brown hair just makes me want her even more.



That saucy minx.
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