The couch thread

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:24 pm

Yes, I'm drunk wrote:

Don't pretend you wouldn't.

I wouldn't.... ever.

And Andrew is impressive but has WAY too much time on his fucking hands, really. Its almost an obsession

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:44 pm

Jay wrote:
Yes, I'm drunk wrote:
Don't pretend you wouldn't.
I wouldn't.... ever.

And Andrew is impressive but has WAY too much time on his fucking hands, really. Its almost an obsession

I wouldn't either. Saw her in RL.

As for Andrew, the man IS dedicated to his mission, whatever the end game is.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:47 pm

http://dangerouslyhardcore.com/636/go-crossfit/

Don't remember seeing this posted here. This one really aroused the villagers.

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:00 pm

That was a good read!

So CrossFitters, wake up. If you’ve been CrossFitting for more than 6 months, it’s time to move on. You’ve had your warm up, now move into the world of elite competition. Don’t be fooled into thinking that CrossFit will take you anywhere except under the knife when you destroy your shoulders from performing 20 clean-and-jerks with poor form—Olympic lifts are designed to be performed for one repetition after a solid set up at the bar. The CrossFit establishment is not operating in your best interest as an athlete, hell, they don’t even think of you as an athlete, just a graduated couch potato with some vague and meaningless asset called elite fitness. If you were a real athlete, they’d make fun of you and say how unfit you are as they do jumping pull-ups for 30 grueling reps (I guess kipplings got too hard and heaven forbid you see a CrossFitter ever perform a hanging pull-up).

Oh yeah. I almost forgot to tell you the original meaning of WOD: Without Obvious Direction. Goooooo CrossFit!

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:07 pm

Jay wrote: And Andrew is impressive but has WAY too much time on his fucking hands, really. Its almost an obsession

almost?

GammaRayGummo · Post by **GammaRayGummo** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:12 pm

tough old man wrote:That was a good read!

So CrossFitters, wake up. If you’ve been CrossFitting for more than 6 months, it’s time to move on. You’ve had your warm up, now move into the world of elite competition. Don’t be fooled into thinking that CrossFit will take you anywhere except under the knife when you destroy your shoulders from performing 20 clean-and-jerks with poor form—Olympic lifts are designed to be performed for one repetition after a solid set up at the bar. The CrossFit establishment is not operating in your best interest as an athlete, hell, they don’t even think of you as an athlete, just a graduated couch potato with some vague and meaningless asset called elite fitness. If you were a real athlete, they’d make fun of you and say how unfit you are as they do jumping pull-ups for 30 grueling reps (I guess kipplings got too hard and heaven forbid you see a CrossFitter ever perform a hanging pull-up).

Oh yeah. I almost forgot to tell you the original meaning of WOD: Without Obvious Direction. Goooooo CrossFit!

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:35 pm

You guys are slipping in your ANYC watching.

GammaRayGummo · Post by **GammaRayGummo** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:38 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:You guys are slipping in your ANYC watching.

Sadly, that couldve been the greatest GIF ever...

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:42 pm

Wait. Is Andrew the Russo/African super athlete that had the training log on the @fit boards that differed greatly from his claims?

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:49 pm

You guys are slipping in your ANYC watching.

You distracted us with this little hottie...

Bram · Post by **Bram** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:48 pm

without obvious direction

Yes, I'm drunk · Post by **Yes, I'm drunk** » Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:15 am

Jay wrote:
Yes, I'm drunk wrote:

Don't pretend you wouldn't.
I wouldn't.... ever.

Really? Fair enough. Mousey and Eva T together would be something. Just getting out the hotel bedroom alive the next day would qualify you as an eleet status athlete.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:03 am

Good god...

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Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:01 pm

A personal message from Andrew Wilson at CA ;

Hey guys I wanted to send a direct message to the couch thread and igx guys, while I still have a chance before I get 100% distracted with something else, being that I know about 7 of you guys post on this thread anyways. You guys are good people, I appreciate the hell out of your personalities and no bullshit. I'm pretty sure everyone else that posts and reads on this thread will say the same thing. My crossfit anger tank ran out about two weeks ago, this thread being a healthy release of those 2 years of anger and frustration of feeling like I had just been con-ed and having to pull myself out of a hole. Those guys that post on that thread are the checks and balances, and I can't think of anyone that has openly said that. Imagine if igx didn't exist, and what crossfit would continue to get away with; crossfit would likely be 5 times more obnoxious and dangerous and we'd all have to continue to put up with it, especially when you're trying to watch the Arnold on ustream. But instead, crossfit is constantly looking over their back, checking themselves, and over their material to not feed another igx dagger; that's something I've noticed over they last 600 pages of that thread, I'm not sure if anyone else has noticed that. That checks and balances and no bullshit is needed, and much thanks for the years of entertainment.

Don't give up, Andrew !

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:41 pm

Cave Canem wrote:A personal message from Douche at CA ;
I actually believe this is important!!!
Go hang yourself, Andrew ! Or at least try to get some pussy!

Fixed.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:16 am

Andrew needs to have an andro broad relieve him of his long term sperm build-up.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:41 am

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:A personal message from Douche at CA ;
I actually believe this is important!!!
Go hang yourself, Andrew ! Or at least try to get some pussy!
Fixed.

Geez, why the hate?

Kid's done good work and pissed off a lot of people.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:48 am

I'm unaware that HQ has scaled back the crazy. If anything it seems like business as usual.

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:29 pm

No hate. Just seems like the dude is taking this shit a little too seriously.
It's a thread for making fun of a self righteous drunk and the dweebs that swing from his nuts...we're not curing AIDS here.
"IGx daggers"..."crossfit is looking over their backs"...fucking get real, man.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:47 pm

After a few more trips to the woodshed, Andrew will come out of this all centered.

The Ginger Beard Man · Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:23 pm

If there's anything Andrew needs to learn from the couch thread, its that crossfit doesn't really matter.

And FQ, don't tell me you wouldn't lick that tootsie roll. I know I would.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:24 pm

Grim Hamundarson wrote:If there's anything Andrew needs to learn from the couch thread, its that crossfit doesn't really matter.

And FQ, don't tell me you wouldn't lick that tootsie roll. I know I would.

Only after she would ride me harder than her last pair of skis.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:55 pm

friedquads wrote:
Grim Hamundarson wrote:If there's anything Andrew needs to learn from the couch thread, its that crossfit doesn't really matter.

And FQ, don't tell me you wouldn't lick that tootsie roll. I know I would.
Only after she would ride me harder than her last pair of skis.

Now, that was funny.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:01 pm

tough old man wrote:
You guys are slipping in your ANYC watching.
You distracted us with this little hottie...

Isn' that a US Navy Flag in the upper left corner?

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:04 pm

Possibly, but I have never seen a Navy woman like that.

IGX

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