The couch thread

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:07 pm

Look at her cling desperately to him. Holy fuck. Pound that pussy, couch!

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:11 pm

Having millions of dollars makes men incredibly attractive.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:25 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Having millions of dollars makes men incredibly attractive.

Have you always felt that way?

Freki · Post by **Freki** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:43 pm

protobuilder wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Having millions of dollars makes men incredibly attractive.
Have you always felt that way?

=D> =D> =D>

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:52 pm

I deserved that.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:58 pm

protobuilder wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Having millions of dollars makes men incredibly attractive.
Have you always felt that way?

Striped that drive right down the middle.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:07 pm

Any reason to do a swing with one half of the power to DO THE SWING stuck on a box? Other than being eleet that is.

GammaRayGummo · Post by **GammaRayGummo** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:11 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Any reason to do a swing with one half of the power to DO THE SWING stuck on a box? Other than being eleet that is.

I wish I could see Dan John's face when he sees this pic.

Danny John · Post by **Danny John** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:23 pm

Actually, that swing is uglier than my face...

GammaRayGummo · Post by **GammaRayGummo** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:11 am

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Any reason to do a swing with one half of the power to DO THE SWING stuck on a box? Other than being eleet that is.

I would assume she fails to make it on Team Gorilla. Then again I've been wrong in the past.

Freki · Post by **Freki** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:23 am

GammaRayGummo wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:Any reason to do a swing with one half of the power to DO THE SWING stuck on a box? Other than being eleet that is.

I would assume she fails to make it on Team Gorilla. Then again I've been wrong in the past.

Way too much clothes.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:18 am

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Any reason to do a swing with one half of the power to DO THE SWING stuck on a box?

Absolutely! This maximizes the probability of destroying the knee without tendonitis.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:08 pm

When you're elite, you have to find new exercises to push yourself even further.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:11 am

Yes, I'm drunk wrote:
protobuilder wrote:LOL That dude is a mess.

That Lisa gal has to be even more fucked up in the head than most gals.
What do you think it is that attracts her to the millionaire business owner Greg Glassman?

=D> =D>

CFB · Post by **CFB** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:08 am

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:43 am

CFB wrote:

=D>

Stillwater · Post by **Stillwater** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:00 am

Drywall Gold

http://drywallcrossfit.blogspot.com/201 ... n-faq.html

Some nuggets.

So how exactly will the CrossFit Games Open work?
Here's the short version: Pay us money and work out on your own. No, you don't get a American Apparel T Shirt with a poorly designed commemorative logo.

Why did CrossFit HQ make the switch from live Sectionals to the online Open?
We realized that letting people participate from the comfort of their own homes for a nominal fee ensures lower operating costs, a higher participation rate, and thus higher profits for us. Yes, we totally stole this from P90X. Tony Horton is smart as shit.

How many athletes from each region will advance to Regionals?
Actual athletes? I don't know, maybe two or three. But there will be a whole bunch of really good exercisers, that's for sure.

How will CrossFit prevent doping?
Prevent doping? Why? We love getting high. What do you think we do with all that Level 1 Certification money?

I mean performance enhancing drugs. How will CrossFit ensure this doesn't happen?
It really isn't a concern. I tried steroids myself, but I still couldn't do double unders for shit.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:39 am

You missed the best one:

Does each Affiliate Team have an equal number of men and women?

To be honest, with the number of 'elite' CrossFit women that look like men, this is kind of a grey area.

Drywall · Post by **Drywall** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:43 pm

friedquads wrote:You missed the best one:

Does each Affiliate Team have an equal number of men and women?

To be honest, with the number of 'elite' CrossFit women that look like men, this is kind of a grey area.

The hardest part of writing that piece was deciding whether to use "grey" or "gray". The rest pretty much wrote itself.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:30 pm

Drywall wrote:
friedquads wrote:You missed the best one:

Does each Affiliate Team have an equal number of men and women?

To be honest, with the number of 'elite' CrossFit women that look like men, this is kind of a grey area.
The hardest part of writing that piece was deciding whether to use "grey" or "gray". The rest pretty much wrote itself.

Should have used "ghey".

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:54 pm

I know that it has been beaten to death,but look at this swing...

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:03 pm

I think she's "presenting!"

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:39 am

don't really see the problem there...

Bleve · Post by **Bleve** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:34 am

Holy fucksauce, I am in the wrong job ...

http://www.mensjournal.com/nzgear

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Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:45 pm

There's a sucker born every minute.

In that Gaymes Fuck YEAH pic, the level of androgyny displayed is awesome.

IGX

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